drunk idea: chili tacos

richard dawkins takes himself entirely too seriously, which is a trait that correlates very strongly with taking these fake AI programs entirely too seriously. also he's like 100 years old now, might be a factor

[oblivion guard voice] STOP RIGHT THERE, UNHAPPY TRANS WOMAN! you disregarded your emotions! nobody minimizes their feelings on my watch. i'm confiscating your bad coping habits. now prioritize yourself, and communicate with your loved ones.

I've seen this related quote

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

Every historian worth their shit that studies fascism & domestic discord is so funny because they’re all the nicest people alive & they all come to the same conclusion which is that yeah you just gotta kill these guys. Can’t leave one alive.

you can throw your trash into the bed of the nearest big dumb truck they want you to do that, thats what theyre for

i know when bsky auto mods tame selfies a lot of u are like “my body is not inherently sexual :(((“ and that’s true and that’s good and correct for yall but when bsky auto mods tame selfies of mine im like “my body is inherently sexual :)))) im a machine of fuck :))) the computers can tell :)))”

i misread this, which made me feel that i must reassure you, bluesky is my #1 piss app

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

i know we all know this but goddamn i'm so sick of all these fucking people that will have no problem calling all Somalis low IQ being like "I can't believe he's the same guy he was in his first term. I can't believe he's so racist." We should hunt these people for sport.

The idiots are also liars, who won't disclose to the newspaper most of their real motivations

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

Come out to my show on May 10 at Handlebar! It's gonna be a nice variety of Punks playing weirdo shit on Mother's day.

when i realized that garlic bread takes <10 minutes in the oven, I just started throwing it in any time i use the oven as a cooking snack

Just a couple friends moments before making a sad discovery

hiiii anyone out there an expert on the clean air act & emissions compliance? gotta couple of questions. hit my line: [email protected] #greensky #climatesky #energysky

EA Sports FC 26 seems to be getting review bombed on metacritic by very angry people, some with names like "jew12345" and "kk_king_1" and like... i just wanted to know if the new soccer game is good because it's on sale, can the worst people not ooze onto every single thing? can i have one thing?

[THE MOST SMUG WOMAN ALIVE] Yeah, I've been communicating my wants and needs to my loved ones lately. Heh. No big deal. 😏

you’re laughing. will stancil inspired an assassination attempt and you’re laughing

If anyone has a dece camera that they would allow our videographer to borrow that would also be dope. HMU 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Hey DC Last night at the Hyattsville Crossing P10 bus bay our videographer’s camera bag and sd cards were stolen. We are asking for your help to get our footage back camera bag is black with red trimming. camera is a Panasonic LUMIX GH6 with a 50mm TT Artisan Lens. 4 64GB SD Cards 1 32GB SD Card

adhd is beautiful and posting is an art i think

no journalists were present. feel bad for the waiters

Prepare to see a lot of this stuff from the right.

The good news is, there are a lot of experienced, trained professionals on hand who can quickly gather all the appropriate facts and tell us exactly how this is bad news for the Democrats in the midterms.

If you start acting like Alex Jones over tonight's shooting, I will block you. You're all fucking idiots.

this is a scary and overwhelming moment we're all living through together and in the interests of national unity I think what we need is to hear a LOT more about this dude with Kash Patel's girlfriend

I look to my "antifascist journalists" feed on Bluesky when I want to know what's going on in the country I live in. I wouldn't know where to look without it.

A for the idea F for the execution

oh, they didnt do it? wake me up when someone does

Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

What a week.

the tedium of the daily goop-slathering routine. we all know of it. getting slopped up in the glops

if i ever meet him i’m calling him mrbeets and if corrected i’ll say sorry, sorry and then keep calling him mrbeets

The guy who made the 300k+ list of "AI Haters" is now making pro-Trump ai slop images "ironically," which feels like a circle just about nearing completion.

Deleted my main Twitter account the other day. I know I should have done it ages ago but it felt sad to give up on it. I did put a lot of effort into it. But it's never coming back. The whole website is basically just a fake revenge porn and nazi generating machine now

He’s not fucking Rasputin, wax the floors in his office and don’t tell him, let’s be done with this bullshit already!

tim wtf (complimentary)

If you don’t respect sex workers you can suck my dick for free.

the first live ekko astral album is out now :) ekkoastral.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-t...

this is the best possible outcome :3

fascists arent people, and it is violence to pretend that they are

‘Sometimes Things Have To Get Worse Before They Get Better,’ Says Man Who Accidentally Turned Shower Knob Wrong Way https://theonion.com/sometimes-things-have-to-get-worse-before-they-get-bet-1825917073/

this is a dude who thinks he can change a countries government by putting "(Regime Change!)" in a post on a social media website nobody uses he capitalized the r and the c, thats what will make the difference, i assume

centrist dems shaking in fear at the prospect of taking a single step to the left, sighing in relief when they see the tattoo. phew, he's only a nazi, we were worried for a minute there

I try to Let People Enjoy Things but UFC is exempt. It should be destroyed and we are all lesser for having experienced it.

I keep thinking about all of the people who capitalism pushes out of employment. Just because someone can't survive a position that was designed to wring every possibly cent out of their soul and corpse doesn't mean that they had nothing to contribute. It's all just so dumb...

my unpopular opinion is that we're better off with Kash running the FBI and we should hope he keeps his job as long as Trump does

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!