Something akin to the Nuremberg trials is basically the starting point to court my vote from here.

sorry if it seems like im really pissed off its just that im really pissed off

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

all of that buildup just for conor to make his own leg explode because he did so much cocaine that he thought hed unlocked doublejump. wtaf #ufc329

i always made fun of cishet women for putting up with terrible men just because theyre tall and then a 6'5" dude messaged me on a dating app and i had an existential crisis

It is genuinely astonishing what TNN has done with INCREDIBLY limited resources. There are people alive today who wouldn't be without their work and you can help that continue Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

The blues and jazz and hip hop are the purest American art forms. What were they usually singing about? Don't worry about it.

wife attempted local 4th of July 5k, reports no MAGA paraphernalia and a white boy whose red white and blue chest paint read “LOVE DEMOCRACY HATE RACISM” again, this is Montana

listen HP fans: they are trying to keep the real hogwarts away from you. go on the bridge, jump towards the train, a world of magic awaits

ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.

the 'mens loneliness epidemic' is just narcissistic collapse this is supposed to happen let them rot

contemplating making a "tranny with a job" tshirt

if i wear briefs under boxers, do the boxers become shorts

started to repost the umar nurmagomedov holocaust denial with withering commentary, didn't, and am now uncertain how much of that is exhaustion, how much is a desire not to boost it and how much is no longer feeling like the UFC supporting holocaust denial is notable

we live in south park

FINALLY some good news in 2026

this is the man who multiple of my siblings trust beyond their friends, family, or judgment on literally any topic

joe rogan won’t see your mean comments about his steroid induced head shape problems but i will and i think they’re all very funny, keep posting them

I think conspiracy may be a bad frame for right wing election denial because what they’re really expressing is a belief in is the idea that non-white people shouldn’t be able to vote.

i do not want to talk to the computer. ever.

there were transfems in front of me in line at the petco transparently buying petplay supplies (cute, based even) but when they got to the front of the line it became very clear from the conversations they were having with the cashier that one of them WORKS AT THIS STORE. UNIMAGINABLE SWAGGER

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

from now on, i dont say goodbye. i say "stay safe, friend. dont you dare go hollow."

a partner was complaining about how her tits are exactly the wrong size, that they'd be better smaller OR bigger, and I'm like.... oh, you think everyone's tits are great except yours? welcome to womanhood!!! 🥳

i think that smoking weed while hungover should be called hair of a cat i will not be taking questions on this, thank you for your implicit support

The UFC is a great example of everything that's gone wrong in American pop culture, sports, and the economy generally over the past few decades: an organization run entirely for the benefit of its owners that leaves broken minds and bodies in its wake while catering intentionally to awful people.

I fully expect them to face zero consequences. The bar association is like the Supreme Court. They love to talk about integrity and principles. None of it's real. Nobody ever gets disbarred. There are lawyers you hire specifically because they'll lie to a judge, then play dumb.

As a longtime MMA fan, I hope this shit falls apart and mortally wounds everyone involved. The world would be better for it.

were bombing things, but no guns were fired, so its technically still a ceasefire 🤔

Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

Thank you troops

We should never have let fame become a middle-class job, or even middle-class job adjacent. It’s the toxic run-off of actual accomplishment, and instead we made it the top of the food pyramid.

Been listening to some old nu metal playlists running lately and however bad you remember Limp Bizkit’s lyrics being they’re so much worse than that. Not like offensive just barely bothering to rhyme or lazy identical rhymes. Dumb as dirt. Still slaps hard though.

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

Once you've learned to recognise "so suddenly I'm the worst person in the world just for having my own opinion" you see it everywhere and it also becomes self evident that these people are emotionally completely unequipped for the moment to moment experience of the social world

I think you'd have to be an absolute moron to think that this is impressive or that it invalidates criticisms of LLMs. We already know that it can summarize things. The problem is that it's often and confidently wrong, making anything it produces useless to anyone who cares about the result.

you miss 100% of the shots you never take 🤷

9 years ago, i came out to my wife as nonbinary because i thought it was too late & i could survive it “as a compromise” (not how gender works). ~4 years ago, i came out to her again like, “but it’s way too late now; i wouldn’t survive full-on transition.” 3 years ago today, i did my first shot. 🎂

I killed a wasp today with a copy of @theonion.com's newspaper. It worked much better than when I threw my computer at it.

wait, all the posts about cooking is because were all supposed to care about what taylor lorenz posted on twitter? why? shes too online, does good reporting, and has bad takes. its just not that interesting. why are we doing this

please stop posting LLMs replies to google searches

personally I think anyone should be able to change their name for any reason ever and society should just adapt for that. you will not change my mind

Have you identified a pervasive societal problem or was one person weird to you

congratulations, graduates. i'm honored to speak at your commencement. this is a proud moment for you, your family, and your friends. the future is in your hands. and the most important task of the future is to feed the Gaping Maw (students start booing, one student yells "fuck the gaping maw")

Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke

Genderfluid flag nails :3 Rushed because I was late for roller derby, but still 🩷🤍💜🖤💙

Thinking about my extremely foreign dad who never really picked up English and back when telemarketers used to call he would yell "I'm not interesting!" and hang up

Hey what’s up guys (can you say “guys” anymore due to Wokeness?), welcome to the Washington Post’s new podcast, “You Were Right To Unsubscribe”, which we are also releasing in video form for reasons unclear even to our loved ones who would presumably enjoy seeing us. Let’s get into it

It’s really important to remember that a lot of western music theory is the result of old dudes deciding to make fractions a religious matter.