why does everyone have a goatee

Man I wonder why coders, famed for enjoying writing code but hating reading code, aren't taking to the tool that turns them into dedicated code readers for the hallucination machine

Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it

Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch

all it would take to stop all of this nazi shit is for a handful of republican members of congress to push back. it's too bad they're fucking nazis

By their own numbers, almost 50% of what Bluesky moderation gets up to is just manually labeling replies as rude. 👍

There are more and less cynical views of this but "you need to package the bullshit with some quality or people won't read it" is pretty straighforward

A funny thing is Jeff Bezos not realizing he was already sitting on an effective propaganda outlet for the interests of capital and he is destroying it

in the car with my buddy and his son. the kid recognized the golden arches and started going DADDY I WANT MCNUGGETS. without missing a beat my friend said ‘sorry kiddo that mcdonald’s doesn’t have mcnuggets.’ just an astonishing and impressive use of adult spycraft on an unsuspecting child

Anna's archive should have nuclear weapons

who says smarthome tech doesn't solve real problems (cc @adorablecyb.org)

Scalia was a massive stinker who I am not interested in defending. But I think it is interesting, in evaluating his legacy, that it seems like all the FedSuck guys who turn on Herr Donald seem to have been Scalia clerks and not, say, Alito or Roberts clerks.

i continue to believe that politicians should be given a generous pension from the day they are sworn in, at the same value as their salary, which should be very high and inflation adjusted if they take any other money until they are dead they should go to prison and lose their pension

Proud to announce that I'm starting a new role as Director of K-8 Engagement at DraftKings! I'll help bring DraftKings into the classroom: our DraftKids initiative will connect players, fans, and parents with the opportunity to participate in a $40B youth sports market —and support their classmates!

a little bit of monica, in my life a little bit of monica, go outside a little bit of monica, watch the seas a little bit of monica, feel unease a little bit of monica, corrupted sun a little bit of monica, the world's undone a little bit of monica, gods be damned a little bit of you makes me your m

If Bilbo had Chat GPT

Weird picture of the day, something by contemporary artist Amelie Flechais. #weird #artsky

They're limited run games, because there's only a small chance that the games will run

Will Smith. He could've killed Chris Rock but instead he chose not to. I'll never forgive him for that.

fate worse than death

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

Nope! Go to hell!

Apparently this is similar to something said on Andor so I looked it up and it's spoken by a cute neuroatypical writer who uses a Polaroid SX-70 as an astronavigation tool so it's nice to see we extremely cool type guys get some representation

A crazy thing that happens when you grow up is you realize how many people you know are evil

Was looking through my steam library to see what I need to add to the backlog and forgot I changed Yakuza 0's cover art to this

buy exactly one gun, load it, and immediately lose track of it in a box of your old clothes or something. In a year or two you'll have a fun surprise!

every time I leave the house in my home city my phone goes "exposure to these levels of noise will drive you insane" and I know buddy. this is why we're like this.

fuck off and try building a real car

You Won't BELIEVE How It Happened

Damn who would have thought that Dr. Oz, an Armenian Genocide denier, would immediately start targeting Armenians once he was given a slice of power.

We need to start thinking about information’s value being decision-centric. what makes outlets like Financial Times so good is that the model reader is, well, a financial decision-maker. Whereas other papers cater to someone whose only purpose is a nebulous “being informed.”

Me after I got called for a 3-second violation

southernmost point, key west, florida, 1985

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

for the love of god bluesky, please stop having engineers chime in about moderation decisions. as a people, we can only make things worse

i'm all for open-source software, but running office 2003 in wine is way faster than libreoffice is. it also has publisher, to boot. it's wild that we tolerate waiting whole seconds for software to load

i think the boost might be just a tiny bit too fast...

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I am. But there are three things at play here regarding ICE collecting private data. Quick rundown on the issue, why you should be paying attention, and what I'm doing about it:

you can always better yourself. ❤️

kind of strange nobody ripped off Lady Dimitrescu, it’s been like five years. we should be up to our necks in Nine Foot Tall Terrifying Women by now

yeah man

I just assume most eulogies and wedding speeches are generated by chat gpt now because it’s largely well meaning people who have been sold on the idea that this is a tool to help you do “a good job,” when the actual point of you being up there is to say what you’re feeling even if it’s clumsy.

Kevin Feige somehow did not understand the appeal of this