The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man.

Both (i) hilarious, and (ii) obvious: NFL goes through extensive arbitration to prevent NFLPA from publicly releasing their team report cards and wins(!), so the NFLPA does the survey and immediately leaks it to the press instead of publishing it. Chef's kiss. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

If your model, writeup of anything of the sort contains the words “PFF Grade” as a means to argue your point, I’m not reading that shit.

Holy shit! This is the best content I have watched in a month. Bar none. 1,000 Likes from me. Must see! 🤣 #Seahawks #GoHawks #SBLX youtu.be/l3MD-FbiGT8?...

The snowballs had fentanyl in it

the rules are clear: Ryan Coogler gets to keep shooting until he misses

Tony Gilroy, creator of Andor, wasn’t allowed to use the word “fascism” during press junkets in 2025. Interesting interview in The Hollywood Reporter. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

Why do the biathletes not simply shoot the other guys if they ski past

this is so fuckin cool

Starting a go fund me at hbtix.com

Seattle homies, if you need anything, Tactical Norm is here for you.

Also...

Chinese New Year feast time, baby

REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.

MacFleuries?

“Look, if they show a zero blitz on 4th down, you have to have a counter for when they drop 9 and have an end follow the running back in the flat.”

Another late blitz from Witherspoon forced chaos — and eventually a defensive touchdown. A pick-six.

🗣️ MAYE DAY

AJ Barner was born to be in a championship parade. All the vibes.

3x2 split-flow shade strong curl defender takes #2 back for a little pick in the Supey

25 seconds of peace.

SEAHAWKS MARGINS WINS 35 (playoffs) 31 28 26 24 22 17 16 (Super Bowl) 14 10 8 8 6 4 (playoffs) 3 2 1 LOSSES 2 3 4

When the GOT theme hit at the end of that AKOTSK episode

ngl Reddit cooked with this one

Holy shit man

Tell me again about how DVOA overrated the Seahawks this year.

Absurd

Worst QB performance passing YAR (no opponent adjustments, no scrambles) in an entire playoffs since 1978: D.Maye 2025 NE: -310 D.Brock 1985 LARM: -290 B.Hoyer 2015 HOU: -269 D.Bledsoe 1996 NE: -227 D.McNabb 2003 PHI: -223 D.Marino 1997 MIA: -218 Maye w/scrambles: -244 YAR or -56 DYAR

No. 1 team in DVOA after each week of the 2025 season: Wk 1: Commanders Wk 2: Packers Wk 3-4: Seahawks Wk 5: Lions Wk 6-7: Seahawks Wk 8: Colts Wk 9-11: Seahawks Wk 12: Rams Wk 13-15: Seahawks Wk 16: Rams Wk 17-22: Seahawks

Another LOB-era to MOB-era connection at the Super Bowl: Ricardo Lockette linking up with Dareke Young. Ricardo, an HBCU grad, wore 83 and made a name on special teams. Dareke Young, also a DII college grad, wears 83 now & is a valuable special teamer

Demarcus Lawrence should be a problem for Pats OLine

ewan macgregor trying to do an american accent in fargo s3

Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

27-16 Hawks

For the Wall Street Journal, I picked one show per decade from the 50s to now that were the most influential and/or help tell the story of television's evolution:

The “it was a big mistake to move from Geno to Sam” priors seem to be leaking through just a bit here.

Well now, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.

Seahawks branding in the Levi's endzone hitting like crack

2027 Super Bowl ad 60-year-old Robin Wright: Farm boy? Order me dinner 64-year-old Cary Elwes: As you wish Horrific AI recreation of Peter Falk's voice: What she realized that day was that when he said "as you wish," what he really meant was "I'll get UberEats"

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Heartwarming: Miserable man frustrated in ultimately insignificant way defector.com/heartwarming...

i say this as someone with at least a mild background in cybersecurity — tiktok is now trump/fedgov spyware. you need to delete your account and app ASAP. just because the app isn‘t open doesn’t mean they won’t be harvesting your personal data to target you. queer folx get the fuck off that app

our seattle seahawks week 16: beat rams week 18: beat niners nfc divisional round: beat niners nfc championship: beat rams FEELS PRETTY GREAT 👍

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It's absolutely not going to happen, but if 2020 taught us anything it's that when daily life and things we like get disrupted nationwide, everyone pays attention. Which is to say, I'd argue Timberwolves-Warriors shouldn't be the only sporting event postponed.