Thread of final 2025 regular season numbers The rate at which each offense takes a 1st & 10 and earns a new set of downs (or scores)

Tom Brady saved the Seahawks by destroying the Raiders. Thank you Tom Brady

Who the Seahawks will play in the divisional round, by likelihood: Packers 49% Rams 26% 49ers 18% Panthers 7%

That was the most nervous I've ever been throughout a wire-to-wire double digit victory #GoHawks

I think I would go for this. Even if you don't get it, it's soooooo far for the 49ers to go with no timeouts. And still up 2 scores

Went to bed after 3rd Q, just watched the rest, and... lmao #GoHawks

I keep telling myself that regardless of what happens going forward, this Seahawks season has already been way more entertaining than anyone had any right to expect it to be (this is cope)

Key play on that drive was Darnold actually taking a check down to get to the 3rd and short

Being down 6 given how that half went is kind of a miracle tbh

Rams have run 29 plays to Seattle's 8 (with one extra drive). Seahawks could really use a sustained drive here

I am annoyed by the Seahawks punting there

McVay yelling at the refs "one yard!!" saying his guy was only 1 yard downfield and then the camera cutting to the guy 4 yards deep in the end zone was fantastic production value

You heard it: It's @rbsdm.com's fault Sean McVay goes for fourth downs now

Go Seahawks but these uniforms are horrible

Incredible content

Wake up it's DVOA Bowl Thursday

Pass protection composite ratings

Adjusted EPA + PFF Grade Leaderboard Brock Purdy make EPA machine go brrr

Objective NFL Power Rankings Week 15

~~ Week 15 NFL Tiers ~~ Are the Bears good? Are the Jaguars good? I don't know!

I am struggling to see what Seattle's path to victory in the rematch against the Rams on Thursday would look like. Mostly because I have zero faith in the Seahawks' offense. Please roast me if I am wrong

A lot to take in here -- On the Colts' first 22 series, they called a run on 19 of them (final one was the Rivers desperation INT that ended the game) -- The Seahawks' run game is unspeakably bad

Mike Macdonald has been very disappointing from a game management standpoint for much of his Seahawks tenure but was A+++ at the end of the game today. Used timeouts to preserve clock, got FG, ensuing kickoff in bounds to burn clock

~~ Week 14 Objective and Correct NFL Power Rankings ~~ The Chiefs are 4.5-point favorites against the Chargers this week 🤷

Run block and pass protection composite ratings

Adjusted EPA + Grade Leaderboard through week 14

~~ Week 14 NFL Tiers ~~ 9 days until Seahawks-Rams v2

Top 5 quarterbacks in EPA/play through week 14 Finally some separation at the top with Love/Maye/Allen opening up a gap between them and the field

Breaking out some old code that makes game-by-game timelines for QBs and I am worried about the Seahawks' offense. Tho a lot of the badness in the HOU/ARI games were when the game was already well decided

The closing stretch for Thursday Night Football this year is actually insane wow

Pass protection composite ratings week 13

Week 13 Objective and Correct NFL Power Rankings 📈📈 HOU, DAL, CIN, CAR 📉📉 DET, KC, IND

Adjusted EPA/play + PFF Blend through Week 13 The Cowboys having a historically bad defense for the first half of the season might be the biggest reason Dak Prescott isn't the MVP front-runner Also lol at places 8 and 9

~~ Week 13 NFL Tiers ~~ The Chiefs are still good I promise,,,,

Vikings/Browns Region Of Despair

The cut to Pete Carroll is killing me

Even after 12 games I still have absolutely no idea what to make of Sam Darnold

Oh my goodness

This is just mean. If there was ever a game that warranted the mercy rule...

Goals for 4th quarter: 1. JSN statpadding

That was incredibly dumb by Emmanwori but it would have been nice if the flag got thrown when that happened to Darnold...

I am extremely impressed if you're a Vikings fan and still watching this

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Why did he catch that punt lol

Week 12 Official Objective NFL Power Rankings

~~ Week 12 NFL Tiers ~~ Okay yeah the Rams are the best team in the NFL (but the Chiefs are really good too)

After carefully consulting the Seahawks' schedule, I strongly believe that JJ McCarthy should get at least 1 more start before the Vikings pull the plug on him

The Rams have 11 first downs with 10 minutes left in the second quarter. They had 12 first downs in the entire GAME against the Seahawks last week (this is a Seahawks defense tweet)

Being a DB with the ball in your hands on an inception return must be one of the most fun things in sports

Does Completion Percentage Over Expected (CPOE) do a reasonable job of proxying for the accuracy of a quarterback? Not bad!