haha yeah dude i get a ton of pussy i produce music in babelton

This is my trans agenda

I’m continually impressed by my own titties, HRT is amazing

[MI6 offices] MY BOSS: no ARIADNE BLACK: [me] why not MY BOSS: cover names are supposed to be inconspicuous SAMANTHA SHARP: [also me] are these not MY BOSS: you’re just picking names you think sound sexy and intriguing ALEXA STRAP-ON: [still me] no I’m not

55 YEAR OLD WHITE WOMAN FROM RANDLEMAN NORTH CAROLINA WHO GOES TO THE MOST BAPTIST CHURCH EVER CONCEIVED AND SAYS FERRERO ROCHER TRUFFLES ARE "LIKE CRACK" DESPITE NEVER TRYING DRUGS OUTSIDE FAKE INHALING A JOINT ONCE IN COLLEGE: oh i looove that jelly roll, he's so inspiring

people are often taking things out of context or are a little trigger-happy, but the journalists on here sure do love to circle the wagons to tell the trannies to calm down and make *that* the big issue as fast as humanly possible 👍

Doing important work now, @‘ing my favorite cis dudes of note to get a Trans Dudes Rock

The trans dudes? They rock.

folks we got another

There’s not much in this world we have control over, but here’s one small thing: you can buy one of these many people a pizza

Okay, well lets hear them out on this

Trans day of cis dude experiences 1% of what it's like to be a trans person and crashes out over it Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

happy #TDOV from a weird gender gremlin

Mark, please delete this post. It’s only leading to people going after those named in the posts. This is spiralling out of hand now.

I “love” how everyone I know is tired. I “love” how rveryone i know wakes up tired. I “love” how everyone i know crashes hard because theyre extra tired. I “love” how everyone i know is stressed the fuck out socially. I love how everyone I know continues to love despite all the surrounding hate.

the depression is gonna have to kill me itself, cause im not gonna do it

Sorry, THIS is how you respond?? You worded things very poorly in that post, you could have deleted it and reworded, you could have made a follow up post clarifying, but instead you do THIS?! Fucking ridiculous, dude. Can’t imagine why trans people would have a short fuse right now!

one of my most popular designs

Not great that any time a trans person says something negative about someone significantly larger and more influential than they are immediately turns into "let's hurt the transes even MORE", because it's too hard for cis people to just apologize for poor wording ig It's gotten SO much worse now

Bears repeating

Literally no-one wants to talk to the chat bot in the corner of your website

It’s Trans Day Of Visibility AND tummy Tuesday, which means you HAVE to look at my cute little belly, it’s the LAW!

My fit for karaoke last Thursday, was REALLY feeling myself and I think I killed it!!

8-1. would love to hear the democratic party dead-enders spin this one for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

basically like 3/4ths of the trans people I know are poorer, less stable, and less confident about their futures than they were six years ago when I first came out. I genuinely cannot tell you how vacant and hollow “TDoV” is for me at this point. Sure, allow me to paint a bright target on myself

today is Trans Day of Visibility see, you are transgender

In the future please refer to me by my full government name

boys it is also the perfect time to wear black tights boots skater skirt cut dress

Back in the 70s, there was a group of radical anarchic drag performers in San Francisco called The Cockettes who ran around the city doing weird art. This line from a documentary about them goes a long way toward explaining why something like that was possible back then.

I need a girl to nut in me

death before detransition, as it always is

Messy bitch moment from me but “good” and “bad” are just shorthand for “I like it” and “I dislike it” and we all use them but any critic that heavily hangs critique on them is not doing their job.

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

To be clear with how I feel about it. Anyone in the military who directs or carries out strikes on desalination plants should be in prison when this is over.

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

Fixing the systemic causes of housing precarity? That pales in comparison to my strategy, personally shaming 300 million people into not being my neighbor

mormon parody soakie and the pussycats

every line in this six second clip of the case closed dub

An unbelievably Cute, Lovely and Beautiful Transsexual Woman. 16 Hours of Video

I agree with this. But also, if you're going to watch this anyway, the very least you can do is to not tell me about it, tbh.

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

oh come on. German capitalists made out like bandits under the Nazis!! Remember the IG Farben trial??

ai feature implementation strategy is essentially “how annoying can we make the ui” so people accidently hit ai features so these companies can brag about how “highly used” ai features are internally

he was a communist, elmo

WIFE: Ok, I'm off to work… ME: Mhm. WIFE: Don't worry about the Mad Killer in town, I'm sure the news is just exaggerating for ratings. ME: Mm. Yeh. (wife leaves) WIFE: (back in the door) Oh, I almost forgot to say… I love you… ME: Look, this is a live multiplayer game, I can't really pause.

"IT'S DR. JILL BIDEN!" sneered Elmo through his communist teeth.

okay but McNamoron was right there