it’s carnivallllll 🤸🏾‍♀️💚

Absolutely not. 5 is as far as I’ll go

You ever seen somebody with stank strap energy?

yooooo what is wrong with keke?!!?!?! 😭😭😭 quinta was flabbergasted!!!

That judge said gavel down, robe up!

I had a stressful ass day at work today but I just checked my grades and I got a 95 on the paper that was kicking my ass last week. Silver linings or whatever

I feel like they are rushing to build because they know the bubble is about to burst. Its a way to leech off money, land tax breaks, and bleed resources to keep locals sick poor & dependent

The bleaching girlies be having they face on alabaster while they knuckles are serving ebony

Where I’m from and where I be isn’t synonymous.

happy memorial day

Down here in Louisiana all you have to do is watch the parole hearings and you will see COs and wardens at the men’s prisons be SAD these men are leaving and say things like “he’s our best worker/we don’t have anyone to replace the work he does/etc.”

Louisiana has decided to cede the entire parole decision-making process to an algorithm that will decide if you die in prison or not. There will be no human input or nuance allowed. Even our parole board is sickened by this. LINK: veritenews.org/2025/04/10/t...

Why is there a butt plug chillin on the side walk?

Bonnets down, legs up is CRAZY 😭

We really wanted to introduce you to Vanilla. She has the daintiest handshake we've ever witnessed. 14/10 (IG: bordercollievanilla)

Explain to me why airplane wifi is slower despite being closer to the cloud

One thing about me I’m gonna take a selfie in the work bathroom

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

when I’m telling you I am cracking up at this ad photo for this clip on afto puff 😭😭😭

Remember kids, it’s only corruption when it happens in the global south. If it happens in the US it’s “sparkling investment”.

No money for pediatric cancer research but there's $1.7 billion for people who beat cops and smeared feces on the walls of the US Capitol.

when folks take my glasses & be like “omg you really can’t see”, i just ask if they take folks wheelchairs away & be like omg you really can’t walk. yes this is a disability aid. that is the point! 😂

A judge barred key pieces of evidence against Luigi Mangione from trial because of the way police handled his arrest

No student loan forgiveness because that’s illegal. But seven-eight figure payouts for attempted coup forgiveness are fine.

HAPPY HAITIAN FLAG DAY! 🇭🇹

What a special day 😭

(No one who has to cosplay the 90s/early 00s to feel Cool could ever make me feel bad for being old.)

What a time!!! I know some of you can’t relate because you were in daycare and kindergarten but we were having a time back then!

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

got a big ol dumper? social cues sometimes a stumper? I’ve got news for you

People that choose to love anyway despite their parents not being the safe space they needed them to be growing up are super heroes.

Great news! Botswana has decriminalised homosexuality with the repeal of its colonial-era sodomy law. 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇼

Truth be told all of them parents on “Rugrats” were unfit and that’s why Susie mama didn’t have her over there like that.

Have you seen her? Police are searching for a Mattapan woman reported missing this weekend. on.nbcboston.com/uuNXFEB

The Supreme Court has restored access to the abortion pill mifepristone through telehealth, mail and pharmacies

Tickets this year cost $100,000.

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Shit, it’s been so long that she might need to blow the dust off

Happy Not Like Us Day to those who celebrate!!!

(And Bamz did not deserve to be included.)

I didn't like the word choice, or the delay in clarifying. That said, what she alleged IS predatory. 🤷🏾‍♂️ The rest of the fallout is not my personal/direct business. Good luck to errbody or whatever luck you earned, i guess.

Wait why am kinda excited to go back to school on Monday?

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