I still haven’t rebuilt this thing and I’m mad about it

I still haven’t rebuilt this thing and I’m mad about it

just like ol Benny Franklin used to say a pizza saved is a pizza earned

it’s really starting to feel like all the weirdness that made bsky fun is fading into the background and that sucks be weird with me, for your health

trauma dumping in joke form don’t hit like it used to

fantasy sci-fi writers love a citadel

someone just nuke us already

stop having heroes you should never have a hero

A restaurant called the Peach Pit where you eat the peach in a pit

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

really looking forward to the government shutdown so all the assistance my dying mother just worked to get will just not exist for a little bit cool stuff

stop having heroes you should never have a hero

but we persevere

getting harder and harder to jork it in these trying times

hahahaha the internet is a marvel

someone just nuke us already

fantasy sci-fi writers love a citadel

kink shaming isn't very jellicle bro

we should all report that Walmart video for inciting harm

stop sharing that ai slop Walmart video you’re making it worse

could go for a tall frosty can of Jolt Cola right about now

trauma dumping in joke form don’t hit like it used to

remember when fish had walmart tank?

all of this Ryder cup shit just sounds like “white people were rude to other white people at a boring white people sport and you should care about it” give me a fuckin break

the human body is made up mostly of sphincters

tapping the sign

people acting like golf wasn’t already played by the worst assholes in society give me a fuckin break

what the fuck is this shit @vanweezer.bsky.social

homeopathic hammock

my sister is a venture capitalist 🤢 🤮

the human body is made up mostly of sphincters

golf is ass putt putt is the superior sport

SHUT UP ABOUT GOLF

Splorbins, James Splorbins

i been sayin

I love confirmation bias but that’s because I’m extremely right all the time

Josh is the perfect name for the most famous nepo baby of all time

if football didn’t exist this post would be way more interesting

golf is ass putt putt is the superior sport

all of this Ryder cup shit just sounds like “white people were rude to other white people at a boring white people sport and you should care about it” give me a fuckin break

the butt is the face of the ass

I’m here you fuckaas bitch

homeopathic hammock

a nice knurled nut

a buick le sabre

a booger