Begging the women who slide into my DMs to broaden their horizons. Its always “O bby pls” and “O bby I’m so horny” Sure, the height of the galactic empire is an interesting period but you shouldn’t be getting turned on by it, and the real shit worth discussing occurs from about 4 ABY onwards anyway

i appear to have asked a question akin to "how do Rebel Alliance schoolteachers feel about Darth Vader?"

You don't fix someone you love.

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

american courts today ruled that abusing children is protected speech but it's a no-no for the president to build a ballroom without permission. im told this is the majesty of the law

and i'm probably minimizing and being reductive in the phrasing, but i promise "posting is going to be bad for a bit" has been the most predictive and as such productive way of looking at it i've found after many, many years of witnessing it happen. not excusing, just observing.

ive been thinking about this post for two whole weeks

the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum i am going to the store

It’s actually not okay to pay someone with a PhD $2500 to teach a college course

happy tdov! give trans people money.

i have legit shown that "I support the LBGT community!" lib tshirt design you modified to add "and I'm carrying a knife!" as the absolute precise energy that most reassures me when hanging around cis ladies.

happy trans day of visibility to all of the incredible trans people in my life. the world is better with you in it and I'm never going to stop fighting for you, because your fight is my fight. we're in this together.

new design i'm working on

i'm glad i'm not a lawyer so i don't have to pretend banning child torture and speech are in any way related

I dunno I think neoliberalism’s grand plan of dismantling the welfare state and the social contract and replacing them, respectively, with nothing and nothing created a pretty fertile breeding ground for fascism and this isn’t even particularly controversial anymore.

Criticism of 24 from the 2000s: If the show is in real-time, why aren't the characters SHITTING? They should have DIARRHEA!! Criticism of 24 from the 2020s: 24 was a full throated propaganda machine for W's post-9/11 foreign and domestic policy. Also, the guys in it should have had diarrhea

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

it's extremely sinister - if there is a single source you can get it cheaper then it's a Personal Choice you paid more. even if it's incoherent, like driving a farther distance to get cheaper gasoline. this is their entire state project.

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How your mentions look when you offer any criticism of a canonical philosopher while black

If the present war rouses among the reactionary Christian socialists, among the whimpering petty bourgeoisie, only horror and fright, only aversion to all use of arms, to bloodshed, death, etc., then we must say: Capitalist society is and has always been horror without end.

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I think we can have a pretty good guess tbh

My migration into a place - culturally enriching, unfairly maligned, our right to stay a matter of justice and equity. Your migration into a place - basically an invasion, theft of our heritage, a metaphysical attack on the deep spiritual connection we enjoy between our bodies and the land.

Reposted with ALT cos its funny . How using an algorithim to select photos for your news article is going:

if you wish to apply death of the author to HP, and you wish to perform some penance to the trans community to do so, to purchase an indulgence so to speak: it seems like there's an obvious and elegant solution no one has offered

"We have to separate the art from the artist," I tell you, explaining the goal of this heist.

My malevolent children are so healthy and strong

starting to get the sense that there is going to be a significant effort by the United States Government to conceal the extent of losses we're taking in the Iran War

some dickhead gives you advice on Reddit in 2016 - you click their name and find out they're got 5k posts dedicated to Gadget from the Rescue Rangers being eaten. you evaluate their advice on that basis. it's 2026 and the exact same advice is plagiarized and laundered and you don't have that step.

it's because of the seating arrangements of the french national assembly of 1789

made a very small friend

good morning exclusively to people who doesn't feel bad for winning

"hitachi magic wand"? no thank you. im an atheist. give me the science one

I care more about the lives of trans people than about the feelings of cis people and if you're upset about me calling you a bad person for this, I don't give a shit

"but it's unfair to say you're a bad person for supporting JK Rowling" man shut up

this is why it's vital to loudly and publicly support trans women and push back against these narratives. it is imperative that we not let the loudest voice be this stupid cunt

Would the fans support me if I decided to become a Nonverbal Autistic Man? Or would I get the usual runaround from clout chasing dick heads

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

every time i see someone with a "normal" tv it's like a glimpse into hell

british liberalism is split as a cohort between the people who were proud of what happened around 2018 and those who deny it ever happened or think it was legitimate. the latter are about to be devoured.

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

Every woman I know will zoom in to inspect a man’s tattoos when we browse a dating profile and I just think it’s funny that that means we’re more rigorous in our vetting process than the Dems are

regrettably it is my job to educate you and I bear that responsibility like a curse