Sketching expressions~ ✍️

my sort of underbaked take is i liked the dilbert comic strip as a kid because its depiction of a banal and arbitrary work environment where nonsensical top-down policies dictated my life resonated much more with my experience of school than my life later in the work force

Trump didn't even know he was a cartoonist. What a legacy

this is scott adams's skull btw

Trans people: "Fix your hearts or die!" Scott Adams: ok *dies*

When I was like 7 or 8 I got really into Dilbert for a bit. Sometimes I got the jokes, more often I was just fascinated by the glimpse into the “adult” world. Then, as an adult, I got into making fun of his inscrutable whiteboard videos and hypnosis cumming stuff. Consistent source of joy in my life

rest in piss the dilbert cunt lol

*blows 'Taps' through a kazoo as the Dil-bury-ito lowers into the grave*

god I don't know a single creator I was more personally viscerally disappointed with. as a comic strip nerd I loved his stuff as an edgy kid and teen and watching him piss all over that tiny legacy sucked ass. hope you like it hot, asshole

Conservative pundit and ‘Dilbert’ creator Scott Adams dead at 68

When Limp Bizkit said, "It's just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up," I thought that implied there would be other kinds of days, too.

medusa: i don't think this is working me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little medusa: we could just watch netflix me: this has never happened before i swear

so legally, if I'm on Twitter and I see someone who is not within UK jurisdiction produce a CSAM image I will have commited the offense, and if it's merely incredibly creepy revenge porn abuse no offense is committed? that's, huh. there is no way every MP doesn't meet the criteria, now

Of course. Of COURSE; these people managed to thread the needle and find the world's most cowardly and inefficient way out that in no way involves going after X the CSAM app.

well,☝️

JESUS CHRIST GJSFGFHGD

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Bird TV is the best tv says Calliope.

bro

what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open

never type anything into a work device you'd not want to read aloud to HR

Can’t tell you the number of people I’ve represented in disciplinary meetings who have assumed that their work-issued devices are private/not monitored by the employer. You should assume that they have the ability to see everything you do, and you should assume that someone *is* looking

it was one thing when everyone i mentioned the idea to picked up A Bottle for When It Happens, it was another thing when i found out family members had already independently decided to do the same thing

bravely suggesting a new campaign tactic for democrats i like to call "lying to their base about police reform"

I was reading an article about the cancellation of food aid to Minnesota, and it reminded me of a story about my dad. He was a vet, an organizer and very deeply involved in his church. And one day he stood up and asked a question: “what the f*ck’s the point of having a church?”

the working class has never had a more stalwart defender, and the nhs and the trade union movement have had a massive, terrible loss. she wrote my university reccomendation letter and kept me employed and sane. i can't believe i'll never see her again. thanks for everything liz. i'm so sorry

i'm crying incredibly hard. liz stuck up for me, fought for me, taught me and was one of the kindest and most beautiful people i've ever known. she was my mentor as a steward but more than that, she was one of the best friends i've ever had and one of the coolest people i've ever met. she's gone.

With the news that there's an unprecedented number of blue ticks being awarded to European (including UK) political figures, I think we're about to see a golden age of getting banned for speaking truth to authority on Blue Sky dot app. 🙏

i have so many skincare products for various purposes that i'll be sitting at my vanity in the morning making straight up potions out of all my serums

fucking lmao

You know how the Online Safety Act brought in age verification and then companies including BlueSky outsourced this to KWS, a company owned by Epic Games? Well guess whose CEO just came out in favour of CSAM generator Grok?

Playmates! Calliope is having lots of fun now that she's allowed to play with Arthur.

god fears a bisexual switch

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I came home and Mr Cait had hung up two very lovely pictures 🥺

How it feels to get a good art idea out of your head. 🍄 ⚠️ CW: Suicide Graphic Imagery #zweiart #doodles

"i have slain the body i was born into, and cast it away" [ #eldenring #soulsborne #art ]

let's make a beautiful world. 1/3

Just remembered I can draw whatever I want

Seeing people do "here's the savvy take on how and why the US should acquire Greenland" and just feeling so *embarrassed* for them. Have some dignity. You don't need to be an apologist for the world's dumbest autocrat, you're not somehow sophisticated for seeing The Smart Play on imperial vainglory.

LMFAO??? this bitch?? she dresses like a stage magician! her whole closet is like a Tammy Faye Bakker collection by JC Penney and she's wearing 22 inches of somebody else's hair

clotted cum (West Country style)

Reminiscing while things are slow at work…

i think when i look back on it, this is about as close as i'd like to remember

another good reminder that frey sucks and has always sucked and no amount of press conferences with cusses can change what his actual actions are