need i say more

a few good Jessica’s

🌩️ storm season 🌩️

spent two days in a hotel room on the english riveria with a little private balcony overlooking the river. waking up early to sunbathe+edibles, lunch on the river patio, dozing in the afternoon, draining the battery on my wand and vodka and pad thai in the tub. middleaged womanhood ain't so bad, lol

taking a pinky and rubbing it over the serial number and then my gums, "you 100% there isn't any smr in this shit?" one of my associates shifts nervously to my left. the air is electric. for a moment no-one breathes.

This is your BEER METER. When it's empty, the game is over, but when it's full, you can do anything! Give it a try right now! Drink 8 BEERs and then press USE to take that cop's weapon

ok not remarkable to anyone with more networking experience than me but setting up my own NAS gets cooler and cooler by the day, i've recently got an audiobook library set up and today got a tv tuner working with plex so I can stream and record local tv anywhere. everyone should have one of these

i think you can claim that you're a normal guy with normal politics or you can say one of your key national issues is that transgender women deserve to be raped if they get convicted of a crime but you can't claim both

hrm eerie close to my colours. also happy birthday!

The great thing about Britain is you're free to think whatever you want to think and say whatever J. K. Rowling's lawyers permit you to say.

Mr Cait's fitness journey

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RIP, sweet king

Sam Neill delivers the meaning of life in Wim Wenders's UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD (1991):

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Some people, I tell you. #theprotomen

it all just goes to show you at the end of the day

"it is what it is" is undoubtedly the GOAT thought terminating cliché. nothing else even comes close. it just is what it is

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

i'm actually good. i'll have just as much fun rolling over and checking my phone at 6 as i would if i got woken up at 4. nothing could really diminish it for me so just let me sleep

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

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i stand corrected

Nothing you say about him could possibly be worse than whatever Trump will say when asked about it so honestly, go wild

a senator, man of public service and senior citizen was foumd drowned precariously clutching a light fixture in a bathroom as he texted "helllp pleae icant st0p it's up to neck already" and you're laughing

Oh, you think it's funny that he literally shit himself to death? That he rose up like a pebble atop a geyser of his own refuse and broke his neck on his ceiling? That his family had to see the man dressed in his own stew like an undercooked buffalo wild wings boneless wing in 'Caribbean Jerk' dress

it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao

did pride visiting with my sister, was fun despite being in southern England

It is once again time to repost this classic.

RIP Ann Widdecombe, she died doing what she loved: bouncing on it crazy style

at some point you have to concede that the varied and complicated cruelties inflicted by this labour government aren’t because they’re trying to appeal to reform voters or to the papers but because this is who these people are, and these are the policies they have been desperate to enact all along

Had the misfortune of meeting Ann Widdecombe at a charity do once. She was just awful. VERY handsy with the guide dogs we were raising money for.

(eyes rolling back in head) Parry Systems Are For Unsalvageable Perverts. Honest and True Gamers Only Dodge

nancy: Every now and then I get a little bit terrified And then I see the look in your eyes sluggo: (Toin around, bright eyes)

my kid just walked in still wearing his mitch mcconnell pajamas and holding his mighty mitch doll and asked if mitch mcconnell is dead. and i couldn’t look him in the eyes. he’s got an enormous neck wattle and it swings around even when he’s standing still. and to be clear my wife was unfaithful

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

Microsoft Word is absolutely insistent that '200 armed men' requires a hyphen, as if I am writing about an indeterminate number of men with 200 arms each.

Summer Holidays. 🚤

I just found this video from two days after Adonis came home and now I'm sitting here all teary eyed