I skate onto the ice to the opening chords of “We Are Charlie Kirk” wearing a sequined version of his usual white dress shirt & black slacks a long red cape flowing behind me I check to make sure the squibs are secure in the collar of my costume I give my partner in the stands a quick thumbs up

What a day for a ball game folks! 30 seconds left in the fourth, patriots down by 7… there’s the snap… and OH NO! The quarterback has solved the lament configuration… AND HERE COME THE CENOBITES. In their world pleasure and pain are the same. Oh this is just something no coach ever wants to see…

Look, I'm a fairly tolerant person. I don't care if people are Gen Z, I even have some Gen Z family members. But I don't like them rubbing this stuff in our faces. How am I supposed to explain to my children that these stoats are at least 14 when their lifespan is only 4-6 years? It's basic biology

Bailing on my "cheater" chicken soup because I think we need more homemade stock

This guy is gonna be a great first Prime Minister of the Northeast Alliance after the balkanization happens.

You all made Will Stancil do this. Hope you're happy

So very grateful for and to everyone who keeps showing up right now. Thank you so much.

Shaken, not stirred

You can live how you want, but there are pictures of Daksh Gupta online, and if he's "lift[ing] heavy" and "eat[ing] steak and eggs" the rest of his lifestyle is definitely inhibiting his gains

Stood in solidarity in Cincinnati tonight with hundreds of federal and healthcare workers to honor Alex Pretti and the other victims of ICE and CBP and heard inspirational speeches from union nurses, EMS, Cincy Food Not Bombs, and Ayman Soliman, the hospital chaplain wrongfully detained by DHS

Using this video to teach my kids why you gotta wear a helmet if you're going to ride a ridiculous bike

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ACAB includes most police officers

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

This is gimmick infringement.

A competent opposition political party would cut together the footage of what ICE had been doing in the twin cities with Mike Johnson saying "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do" and have it in ads all across the country

that’s not what I saw Charlie Kirk catch

i know genx invented body shots because you get to drink out of the hoes

average bluesky user's life story:

RIP king

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

Crucially, the “AI” that *might* do this has nothing to do with Anthropic’s business They’re just glomming on to well known applications of machine learning that have existed for many years now and have nothing to do with their LLM bullshit Every big pharma company has an “AI” lab

This 👏 tent 👏 has 👏 room 👏 for 👏 space 👏 lasers

I know I’m ages behind but the whole dark web bomb tech support thing in Barry is incredible

Me buying a McFlurry while sober(-ish): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me eating a McFlurry while wasted: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

The president is a bisexual dick sucking pedophile and you’re blackpilling?

My dad was a general contractor for 50 years and the only time he had a truck bigger than this (a Ram 1500) was when he renovated a car dealership He "downgraded" a few years later because "nobody needs a truck that big"

The common people are crying out for a guy who served in the IDF and does an over the top Obama impression

Tag urself I’m ionized molecular nitrogen

the thing that upsets me about this the most is that Dems had all the momentum, republicans were reeling, and we were getting intra-GOP fighting over the filibuster, all while voters were blaming republicans for their incompetence this destroys all of this. just a total gut punch

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We noticed you solved the puzzle box and we really like your vibe

If you’re enough of a mark to argue with Grok doing a show with Saagar Enjeti suddenly makes more sense

It’s fine as long as it’s a sex thing

Between Discover and Rude the idea Bluesky doesn’t have an “algorithm” doesn’t really hold up to basic scrutiny. At least you can turn off Rude… for now

@ratlimit.bsky.social best to ever do it

LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

oh, so leftists love to complain about “being right too soon,” but will criticize brianna wu for being wrong way, way, way, way too late, and also still being wrong???

Ok I’m 10 minutes in and I’m incredibly biased because dog but I’m pretty sure Good Boy is the greatest movie ever made

fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes

An order of chicken fingers is called a hand. “Gimme a hand of fingies,” you say. If you want dipping sauce you ask for them to “paint the nails.”

I just broke out of a maximum security prison in a video game and I think I'm now well-equipped to do it in real life