Me buying a McFlurry while sober(-ish): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me eating a McFlurry while wasted: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

The president is a bisexual dick sucking pedophile and you’re blackpilling?

My dad was a general contractor for 50 years and the only time he had a truck bigger than this (a Ram 1500) was when he renovated a car dealership He "downgraded" a few years later because "nobody needs a truck that big"

The common people are crying out for a guy who served in the IDF and does an over the top Obama impression

Tag urself I’m ionized molecular nitrogen

the thing that upsets me about this the most is that Dems had all the momentum, republicans were reeling, and we were getting intra-GOP fighting over the filibuster, all while voters were blaming republicans for their incompetence this destroys all of this. just a total gut punch

🦂

We noticed you solved the puzzle box and we really like your vibe

If you’re enough of a mark to argue with Grok doing a show with Saagar Enjeti suddenly makes more sense

It’s fine as long as it’s a sex thing

Between Discover and Rude the idea Bluesky doesn’t have an “algorithm” doesn’t really hold up to basic scrutiny. At least you can turn off Rude… for now

@ratlimit.bsky.social best to ever do it

LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

oh, so leftists love to complain about “being right too soon,” but will criticize brianna wu for being wrong way, way, way, way too late, and also still being wrong???

Ok I’m 10 minutes in and I’m incredibly biased because dog but I’m pretty sure Good Boy is the greatest movie ever made

fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes

An order of chicken fingers is called a hand. “Gimme a hand of fingies,” you say. If you want dipping sauce you ask for them to “paint the nails.”

I just broke out of a maximum security prison in a video game and I think I'm now well-equipped to do it in real life

Based horse

Goodnight buddy

this is a centrist banishment circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🤡 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 repost to never interact with one again

Does The Conjuring: Last Rites use an AI background at 1:19:20? Feels like it

the very pathetic truth is that all the fuckers writing 'harris lost by running on the left' op-eds would, if she had ran the exact same campaign but won, be writing 'harris won by rejecting the left' op-eds instead. they're not honest people

But of course.

Look, baby, you know I love you, but I might have to fuck Olivia Nuzzi to really sell the story. You know, for your protection

i appreciate the posts pointing out how many people on SNAP *do* work. what i have to add to the discourse is that i could care less if people stop working because they get assistance. literally who cares. feed everyone, even the lazy

It’s pretty funny this lady has spent months whining about how she lost all her friends, but even if you think John Oliver sucks this immediately makes you think “yeah, I definitely wouldn’t want to be friends with her either”

Getting a little crazy on Friday night (put the toilet paper roll on the other way around)

If you want to support a Senate candidate that was in the military, and not just any type of service member but an actual fighter pilot who is also a mom, donate to Amy McGrath in Kentucky.

this mf fleeing beans

dick king normally has vassals for this shit but let’s go

I’ve been using Kodi for years with no problems by just browsing my local SMB shared media server, but my internet is down tonight and it’s wild how badly it crumbles if it can’t do whatever dumb shit web requests it wants and how basically impossible it is to get it to stop doing that

Hey if you’re having a bad day just remember Tall people often misjudge height and distance and hit their heads on stuff and it’s really funny

The soundtrack for this game goes unreasonably hard btw

Jay Bluesky pay me one million dollars and I will build u a moderation tool that makes all ur dreams come true Get right with god (if religious)

if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate men

Only Murders in the Building had me in season 1 but I don’t know if I can take multiple episodes of Amy Schumer as herself even if they do her real dirty at the end

Maybe, just this once, AACAB?

Chuck Schumer debating Donald Trump would be amazing. 30 minutes in Trump’s ranting about Broadway musicals and Schumer’s glasses have fallen clear off his face while he’s trying to get a word in edgewise about his imaginary friends

It shouldn’t piss me off so much but I could grift way better than this I could easily bamboozle Joe Rogan by pulling shit out of my ass about resonant frequencies or whatever until he runs out of attention span

SOME GUY IN THE 50'S: i bet aliens fly around outer space inside of big shiny saucers EVERYONE ELSE: agreed, lock it in

I would bet folding money Jay winds up working at a16z alongside Daniel Penny If she plays her cards right she might get on Maher first