I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

I thought "airing dirty laundry" wasn't a literal thing

BLAH-DOW!!!!!!!!

Picard morality tip: If one side of a conflict preaches purity of bloodline above communal benefit for all, join the other side.

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance

what a fucked weekend

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

Every year another Doom birthday rolls by and reminds me of the same thing: I never actually launched the project I started five years ago with @textfiles.com Today, I finally fix that.

Let people be their true selves, as they know and understand them. Let children explore their identities. Celebrate difference and variety and the incredible spectrum of humanity. The only alternative denies an opportunity to celebrate the joy of human flourishing and is ultimately unspeakably cruel

I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed

Bill Paxton in the streets, Bill Pullman in the sheets

As a climate scientist, the most charitable thing I can say is that this guy's a fucking moron.

When I am POTUS, the new official font shall be Papyrus. Obviously.

I felt dreadfully.

There's a bunch of webcams on top of Hawaii's Kilauea volcano so you can watch it erupt. The latest eruption just straight up assassinated one of them. The lava fountain on the left is landing directly on top of one of the webcams.

Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice

I deserve a medal for blocking transphobes instead of arguing with them but they’d probably just ban me from competition for having an unfair advantage.

A court with a normal-ish conservative majority would have been tolerable. I'm not eager for court packing, impeaching justices, and other such options. But this court sticking around post-Trump is untenable. They've already torched their own legitimacy, the only question is what do we do about it.

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

I'm at the combination

good idea

Start your week with Prince smoking the While My Guitar Gently Weeps solo

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

Happy halloween and old paintings for thee

I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.

What a great headline

Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

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2025 actually did suck. i know we've all said this about a lot of previous years but this one was quite bad actually

Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy, Charlie Brown.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

trans day of making it to the next one

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Reposting

atlas be like

Just fucking insane to see the absolute (intentional) collapse of full remote jobs available for AAA studios in so short a time. Why would I EVER move for a job again when I could be laid off weeks after moving my entire life across the globe??

Oreoboros

Look, Donald Trump may have had a lengthy, well documented friendship with America’s most famous pedophile, and he may have spent decades giving quotes like “if there’s one thing I love, its beautiful girls—young ones, too,” but I just need 4-5 more drops of damning evidence to buy these accusations