Don't break bread. Don't accept gifts. Make sure you spell their name right. If you're INSIDE the salt circle you're ON the record.

Close to a deadline for mailing your ballot, tax return or legal document? To make sure it gets a postmark on time under the latest USPS changes, you may want to send it early or visit a post office. n.pr/47ll5Nc

If you are affected by the government shutdown and your SNAP benefits will be paused, share your mutual aid links below. Everyone else, boost this post and help folks in the replies. No one deserves to starve. #MutualAid #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive #BIPOCMA #TransCrowdFund #MABoost 💸💕

I’m going to take to the sea.

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

I've received an 'exclusive' invite to try Nature's new 'research assistant', which will burn down a forest to provide a 'summary of the paper' I'm reading and I have SUCH exciting news for them, that's called an 'abstract' and the actual authors already wrote it for me, no forest-burning required.

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan."

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

do you guys ever think about how in a better world José Andres could just like. have some restaurants. and instead he’s consistently doing the work we’re supposed to have governments for

10 horror films to get to know me Scream The Descent The Final Girls The Cabin in the Woods The Blair Witch Project Happy Death Day One Cut of the Dead Oculus Urban Legend Suspiria (2018)

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Went to a party hosted by an absolute icon

Hey authors, the official list of Anthropic works is available for searching. secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup

you need to stop giving into to doomer impulses. these are fights we can win. We've won some of them BEFORE, with LESS public outcry (tho do not let that engender passivity!) quite a few of these dogshit bills have failed before! we can change the future!

(solemnly) You've had mail.

Yes and I just saw this as well. @darthbluesky.bsky.social

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

YES, I AM THE WORLDS GREATEST AUTHOR. YES, YOU ARE TOO

I don't know who needs to hear this but you are important, you are loved, there is an opossum living in your attic which is why your socks keep going missing, you are valid & you matter.

Took a Tylenol for a headache earlier and was overwhelmed by the sudden urge to research the migration patterns of emperor penguins

I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation

Oh this is the first time I've seen a timeline. The notification window is not terribly long, which means the more we can blast this information out the better. I will be screaming about it A LOT once the submission link is live!

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

cannot emphasize enough that thinking that the pro-censorship side has already won is how the pro-censorship side wins

[update] Scheduled: #AO3 will be down for about 20 hours starting at 07:30 UTC on September 26 while we prepare some improvements to collection browsing.

Folks in the Raleigh area: IS THIS YOUR VERY SWEET CAT? We think he's around 6mo old and he is simply too well behaved, socialized/friendly, and in too good condition to not have been taken care of by people. Found in the southeast area, near Dutchman Creek. We're getting him checked for a chip!

Anyone proposing that an official be allowed to revoke the passport of a citizen for criticizing *this* country would be rightly regarded as batshit insane and deeply hostile to this country's laws and traditions. Proposing that they can do that if we criticize some *other* country? Fuck. That.

This text is buried in a larger bill. Don’t want Marco Rubio to be personally responsible for revoking people’s passports based on thought crimes? Call your reps about it!

I am informed that the photo I posted was a black square and then I tried again and IT WAS A BLACK SQUARE AGAIN wtf I thought technology was all about cats Anyway trying again on my Hated Device??

ACTION OPPORTUNITY: Public Comment Period for urging CDC to restore old guidelines that everyone get COVID vaccine access, opposing new restriction to high-risk only (which will reduce number of places stocking it & make it easier for insurance to deny coverage). Commenting takes literally 1 minute!

If you are in the Edmonton area Fiasco is still missing - please check garages and sheds and engines! Let's get him home, please share x

Franca's been found but Fiasco (the grey one) is still at large, so if you're in Edmonton maybe you can share this / keep an eye out?

The NYT story about the DOGE breach has additional details and is even more alarming, which you might not have thought was possible. Via Nick Nehamas Free link: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/26/u...

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

WEST LA! Please help find a friend’s cat!

Don't put off until tomorrow what you could do tonight, like disappearing into a malevolent fog and becoming the reason the forest on the edge of town is considered haunted.

It's happening. Please call your reps and yell about SCREEN, KOSA, and IODA

Tell Congress to #FundLibraries | ALA www.ala.org/advocacy/fun...

Western Loudoun county (VA) Honeybee escaped at House Paws in Lovettsville. Once she calms down she will come to anyone, esp for food. Please keep eye open for her. Pink collar and chipped. If you find her or see her reply here or message me. I will contact her family.

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages