For the low low cost of $39.99 + S/H, you too could be the proud owner of a Houi® Marketable Plush Toy! Blame @snowsotigee.bsky.social for this, that punk >:C #furry #furryart

🌙 i don't remember what prompted me to make this but omg it goes hard

iphone shuffle and it just does random shit

FLCL fanart from 2017!!! #fanart #digitalart #art #anime #FLCL

If you dont like me at my pregnant clippy, you dont deserve me at my pregnant sonic

girl who's in year 8: im a boy

girl who's 11 months into transition: the nature of transness and community is such that, girl who's in year 5: goddammit you trannies are annoying

trains are magic and it’s so embarrassing that the richest country in the history of the world is all “high speed rail? nah we don’t need it”

growth

"bloodwork" is far too sexy as a phrase for what it actually means :\

Don't fuck this up bro.... 👗🐏

A girl of culture

Let's talk about bottom prep!! A lot of misinformation out there about bottom prep can lead to wasting your time, going without food, or even injuring yourself, but the actual process for most people† doesn't take long and requires relatively little effort.

i guess i deserve this but wow thats a lot of billy joel references in the quotes. thanks guys. we didnt the start the fire. i get it guys. ok thanks

Bluesky is like the funniest middle school classroom ever but then there's 10,000 vice principals in your replies after every joke telling you to go to detention

“It’s tummy Tuesday” I shout as the strings of faith that bind me to my lord lift me and all other tummy girls up to heaven

It's tummy Tuesday so stop starting at my short >.<

did you know that you deserve aftercare?

[poster on social media for mech pilots] to be clear, there's nothing inherently submissive about forming the legs in the combination. Legs are structurally essential and hold up the entirety of the combined form. While gifting your leg pilot a collar is currently a funny meme, I ONLY wear mine for-

While I'm on this subject here's a free concept for you all: Five-component combiner where the limb pilots are all butches and the head is the femmest femme you've ever seen. They all take turns carrying her when out of the mechs. It's a polycule, but you already knew that.

Just took Tylenol and radioactive shrimp. It’s over for you MF.

Sit.

the kennel pup of your dreams. 💄 🪢 🐕

reminder: thoroughly breed your mutt when it requires attention 🐶🐾

I think my wardrobe is 90% latex at this point

Irruption.

New Glock slogan just dropped

sup, critter?~ 🧡

Ringing endorsement for Silent Hill f

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

who up mixing textiles to spite the lord

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ I’m hound, rub mah bellayyyyy (IT/ITS)

Have you ever seen such a baby

Get yourself a tatted goth queen who can and will put you in your place~ ⛓️😘

she is beloved

Guess the Green Heron didn't read the sign. #birds #omsystem #pamkeenwilliams

I wonder what that could be? :3c

who is up saving my postes. ill kill yiou

New city logo is going well

Portrait of a dog.

this is our garden hose

Listening and learning

how come the president gets news coverage for his autism announcement but when i start infodumping to my friends there are ZERO camera crews in sight

Help me by getting some stickers and clearing out my stock! 🌞🔥🐾 🔗: ko-fi.com/kr00bs/shop

So sad that theres nooo one to hold my chastity key for this locktoberrr oooohhh

"hang on, I'm just defining pornography"

normalize the question "how do you feel today about the way we interacted last night?"