holy shit

feel like the casual antisemitism prompted by epstein is bleeding beyond X. i don't care for it.

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Former Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-former-prince-andrew/

If you're not a hockey person, what happened here is that one of the MAGA-est dudes in the NHL just got used and embarrassed by Trump because no amount of kissing Trump's ass is enough to make him respect you or hesitate to humiliate you for his own entertainment.

The red-brown folks like TYT, the dirtbag left, the white campists who view everything through the lens of anti-imperialism (as long as only specific imperialisms are considered), are quick to adopt an "anything goes when punching up" mentality that justifies just about any kind of bigotry.

no matter how this turns out, house democrats need to pull this saga apart with hammer and tong when they get the gavel, because there’s no way any of this has been conducted ethically or legally

It’s funny bc when I first heard about Platner, I thought the biggest risk is that he’d been an actual communist at some point

(President Trump: I love the guy. He's a communist, but he's like my Indian son. JD Vance: [closing a 4chan draft calling Zohran Mamdani a "filthy pajeet terrorist"] I mean look: absolutely, sir. Tell me how to feel and I will try.

This effectively forces every trans person in the state to out themselves while applying for a job, renting an apartment, or being stopped by police. It's part of the same law that allows anyone to sue anyone else they suspect of being trans and using the "wrong" bathroom.

BREAKING: Columbia President Claire Shipman says DHS agents entered a residential buliding this morning and detained a student. "Our understanding at this time is that the federal agents made misrepresentations to gain entry to the building to search for a 'missing person.'"

it’s legitimately a huge fucking scandal that the FBI director has fucked up at least two major investigations because he uses the FBI’s planes as private planes and has actively failed to even bother with one of the highest profile abductions since the lindburgh baby

it took an expensive, coordinated effort & a lot of people saying “this doesn’t matter” to get from a bathroom ban costing one state $400 million & a gubernatorial race to “trans people must turn in their documents which become invalid in a few hours or face fines & potential jail time” in 10 years.

Trans Kansan's being stripped of their licenses due to having previously - legally - changed their gender marker is absolutely shocking. A person who misses the letter - let's they moved and forgot to have their mail forwarded - could drive to work and be arrested for driving without a license.

“The brother of a popular video game character, vanished without a trace. Two dates: February 6th and February 20th 1996. Also unearthed as the layers of deception are peeled away: a percentage, found in secret documents. Join me for this dramatic update and more in tonight's Unsolved Mysteries."

Not to be crass, but the cervix thing is maybe the #1 tell for "you've either never gotten laid or don't have a big penis". Hit a woman's cervix on purpose & the only thing getting reset is the arrangement of your face

Man, just give all the girls guns, I don't care anymore.

lmao, he was so hyped up about gushing over the visit that he inadvertently threw the sabres under the bus at the end

One thing that’s concerning about this (beyond the obvious) is that anything you dump this many billions of dollars into necessarily creates a massive and well-funded political constituency for its own perpetuation.

This thread made me think, "Remember how Dairy Queen came out with a blended drink and called it the 'MooLatte?' Wow, that was crazy," and then I looked it up AND THEY STILL SELL IT?!? HOLY SHIT!

Texas police finally found a school they'll respond to, huh?

It's impossible to overstate the degree to which the thugs at the PBA have been violently holding the city hostage for years.

Remember, this guy then killed an MIT professor while they were stumbling to catch up

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

Historically speaking, when the masses can't afford groceries, saying "let them eat cake" has been somewhat of a poor choice.

Progressives aren’t so progressive now that I made up a thing they’re all saying

Look she was dating the only artist who ever lost to Drake in a rap beef, she been washed

Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms

NORMAL GUY: hey man how’s it going GAVIN NEWSOM: I’ll tell you how it’s not going: transgenderly. NORMAL GUY: ok

Gavin Newsom loves Not Talking About Trans People so much that it’s the only fucking thing he talks about

2025-2026 Goalie Wins Leaders: 27 - Karel Vejmelka 27 - Andrei Vasilevskiy 23 - Jake Oettinger 23 - Brandon Bussi 22 - John Gibson https://www.hockey-reference.com/leagues/NHL_2026_goalies.html

I am afraid “never learn a hockey player’s politics” is as ironclad a law as “never learn a baseball player’s politics”

Bigger the hair, the closer to God. :P

Omfg this would make my YEAR

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

“As Karen got to know the guards at the Northwest ICE Processing Center where she was held, she kept hearing the same thing from them: that ICE officers are paid a bonus every time they detain someone. “Individual ICE agents get money per head that they detain – the guards told me that.””

Fortunately for me, the Trump moment I'd quote the most is one where I basically have no opportunity to do so. But. Talking to a small child on Christmas Eve. "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it's marginal, right?"

this is what true lawyering looks like

If you ever find yourself wondering how things like the Epstein story happened, consider the mid-level newspaper editor who admitted in a public judicial inquiry that he destroyed a woman’s life and drove her to suicide to try and impress Piers Morgan.

somewhere out there, there’s a dude on a forum who just posted “Jay Leno lets off some steam” with this photo, and his fellow nerds are losing their minds I am happy for these people, wherever they are

I could actually see the Cubs hiring Grok to be their pitching coach.

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

do you know what would help!!!!!!!! living in a society that lets people experiment with their gender without treating it like the most important thing in the world!!!!!!! letting people get it right or wrong without politicising their decisions!!!!!!! just being chilled about gender!!!!!! aaahhhhhh

Yes, that’s why my family left Germany because they really wanted to go to Great Britain and sort of missed it by thaaat much

what the fuck