Things are Terrible, but this isn't. Be weird.

The Rick Springfield Paradox: If you get Jessie’s girl, she is no longer Jessie’s girl, and you have obtained nothing.

This is turned me into the fucking Joker, I'm heading for Montana right the fuck now to fight this motherfucker I AM IN FACT QUITE AWARE THAT THE MAJESTIC AMERICAN WEST NEEDS MAINTENANCE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THAT SHIT COSTS A LOT OF MONEY AND IT'S WORTH IT AND --YOU-- ASSHOLES KEEP VOTING AGAINST IT

It's an older relic from the last Trump era but it has I believe found its time.

Christian Clothing CEO: You finish that sweatshirt about saving as many souls as possible? Christian Clothing Designer: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ ominous and with an implied threat of mass murder, just like you asked. Christian Clothing CEO: What.

That is a hell of a goal

Attacks on feminism are similar to attacks on vaccines. We begin to take for granted a world where women have rights and most children live to see adulthood, and then, over time, we begin to forget, neglect, and (now) reject the movements and innovations that brought us here.

Dog viciously mauled by a tiger. #cats #kittens #caturday

In litigation, when one side destroys evidence, the judge orders the jury to presume that it was destroyed because it was harmful to that party. Thing is, that's just a codification of what people presume naturally in such instances. It's a legal right to go with your gut. As everyone will here.

I took my friend with only a high school degree to a fancy party and saw his face freeze up at the terminology being used by the elite. “Hebephile?” “Ephebophile?” I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and so we went to a Trump rally. By David Brooks

Anyway, here's a photo of Brooks with his wife, who happens to be 23 years younger than him. This photo looks like a dad dropping his daughter off at college.

Member of the Epstein class says what

Reject any motherfucker who tells you we need to abandon a vulnerable population or person. They’re either a fascist or a fascist-in-waiting.

I used to struggle to understand how it was that reformers of the early 20th century could reconcile themselves to Jim Crow. The past few years have been eye-opening in that regard.

Become ungovernable

very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime

It's weird how the Reiner thing was the breaking point for some of the most abject Trump apologists

Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.

No one needs backstory for Gaston More oratory for Gaston These things are not mandatory for Gaston…

The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web

This is the exact lighting they use for the pic to accompany a profile of a professor who got suspended because he kept using slurs in class as a supposed intellectual provocation.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

The people who are 1) attracted to political violence and 2) dumb enough to post about it online never find it suspicious that their new friend Trey Coolguy likes to give them driving-around money and knows a guy who can sell them a pipebomb.

I'm assuming three-quarters of the people in this group were feds to begin with. If this is the usual FBI sting operation, you'd also be pretty safe betting that every step of this plot from concept to sourcing to buying fake bomb parts was instigated by informants and undercovers

I once started (didn’t finish) a legal thriller in which the central conflict was that a defense lawyer had to file a suppression motion for a client who was—get this—guilty

Brought some company out to do a bit of garden work.

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

Egyptian goose perfection. 🪶

tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore

the cis siberian orchestra would be so lame

last night i explained to someone that being good at fighting is not about being big or strong, but about convincing the other guy you’re crazier than he is. nobody wants to fuck with the 5’2” girl who’s advancing on you barking like dmx

It’s particularly fucking offensive that they continue to push this bullshit and conflate the two when actual antisemitism exists & is targeting Jews around the world daily, today in Sydney

when you find out your saturday night plans haven’t been canceled

And what we have done in this country concerning bigotry is akin to finding the permissible levels of lead in water

Imagine thinking now is the time to remove a protection on freedom of speech on the internet.

Beyond parody.

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights

Great thread to nerd out on

I like how British people call everything a scheme. Like a headline will be “London launches scheme to provide low cost baby formula to new moms” and you’ll momentarily be like what are they doing, are they smuggling dog milk in?

This admin is obsessed with ensuring that AI generates racist output.

i don’t understand people who hate kids. have they never met an adult?

Broader than any particular criticism of just one or two leaders of a fake party which is essentially not real, I think it is a shame that there is not a meaningfully constitutional strain of liberalism and leftism. It is bad that nobody takes seriously the current legal order & need for overhaul.

According to legal experts, state government is different than the federal government

i stand by this statement every year

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

It happened.

sometimes I forget he really goes in front of crowds and says this shit

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.