i feel like matt is losing sight of the fact that the current president has made almost everyone's life materially worse while also making it incredibly easy to get a lot of guns

If you are in line to beat up Michael Tracey in the Hampton Inn parking lot, stay in line

oh no the pocket squares

Like how ridiculous do you have to be to believe that the Hourly Crime Administration is competent enough both to stage a fake crime and also not take credit for it/try to inside trade off of it

It's time once again for Bluesky's favorite game, Try Not To Have A Visit From the FBI Tomorrow!

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

[working at the swastika factory named after a notoriously unreliable crystal ball used by evil forces to conceal true threats] this place is starting to smell like fascism

Watching sports is a great way to escape the stress of daily life, they said. It's fun, they said.

"Elon Musk is a white supremacist" is a 100% objectively true factual statement no major outlet would you let say without extensive qualification in an opinion piece, much less allow in straight reporting.

AI reads his kids bedtime stories

it's a treat watching people invisible to at least 4/5 of americans fret over how a rubber chicken dinner no one gives a fuck about will be interpreted when any of them could become one of the most trusted voices in the country by interrupting a lying presidential rebuke by telling him to suck eggs

Playoffs Gritty

If I had Kash Patel’s power and his lack of impulse control I would indict Jimmy John’s for trying to sell gyros

i don't want to gatekeep, but if someone else has a prison-made paper Spongebob with the signature of a jailed president from a sovereign nation, it kind of makes mine less special, you know

“The US has insisted its operations are aimed at suspected traffickers moving along established smuggling routes.” Look at the map. There’s no reason to be that far off shore, except fishing. These are Trump regime war crimes.

There’s a moment when studying American history when you realize that with less than a handful of exceptions the Presidency has been filled with criminals, grifters, moral deviants, and mediocrities, and the fairly recent development of treating the office like a king is a nation-shattering tragedy.

"different" and alternative" need to be given an annual pension with the kind of load they've carried in every other sentence the last 10 years

they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement

As @ottergoose.net noted, it is likely Delta transported all of the families sent to Dilley. They are the only commercial airline that does nonstop flights between Minneapolis and San Antonio, and we know they transported Liam Conejo Ramos. gillianbrockell.com/video-proves...

Pulitzer-worthy reporting here from Minnesota immigrant news @sahanjournal.bsky.social. 70+ children detained during Operation MetroSurge. 30 sent to Dilley. Two dozen held >20 days, a Flores violation. 7 still detained as of March 10. ~20 have been deported. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...

Just the dumbest people in the world

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Republicans have always believed it's cheating for Democrats to fight back in any capacity, not least because so many Democrats agree

Any AUSAs who agree to take on this case, any AUSAs who oversee them, and any USA/DAG who chooses to lead them should never find employment as lawyers again. (Except obv the oligarchs will find sinecures for some--but not all--of them. Accountability and billionaires are too often incompatible.)

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

This is so bad for my blood pressure #GoBolts

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

it is very funny how these people are so accustomed to essentially bullying democratic politicians that they meltdown when met with appropriate pushback. in any case, the process to amend the virginia constitution has multiple stages where, at any point, an amendment can be defeated.

Not knowing what the worst people in the world were thinking every fucking day

Every poll conducted in this era needs one (1) paragraph to explain the million things that happened just before, during, or immediately after fielding apnews.com/article/trum...

It'd sure be nice if Kamala Harris' campaign organization wouldn't constantly promote Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Megyn Kelly, and whatnot. But oh well.

Conservatives think the state should protect them from the traumatizing experience of encountering people unlike them. For some reason this never came up in the heyday of “snowflake,” “trigger warning” or “safe space” discourse bsky.app/profile/kiss...

documentary in which the Minions reenact their past atrocities in Indonesia.

Dershowitz crossing the pedocon event horizon

Him: What would be your dream job Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch Him: Oh come off it there's no such job Me:

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Salmon also starting record labels and AI workflow aggregator companies in record numbers

A more correct way to write this is: "Republicans, who famously love gerrymandering in every other case, are flooding Democratic and Black voters' phones and mailboxes with ratfucking mailers and texts falsely claiming that Obama, Spanberger, and the DNC are against the ballot measure."

The words "North Carolina," and "Missouri" do not appear in this piece of shit article. Neither does the word "decade." "Florida" and "Texas" appear in subordinate clauses, after words like "After Virginia ..." and "Gov. Gavin Newsom of California framed ..." www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/u...

@shahanafrombk.bsky.social is the first elected official here in NYC to propose legislation following to our @wired.com investigation into Madison Square Garden's intrusive surveillance operations.

unless and until republicans agree to a ceasefire in the form of strict anti-gerrymandering provisions: fuck them to hell, squeeze every last drop of blood from the stone, lock them out of every seat you can

Seems like this was immediately preceded by the headline “scientists gave a bunch of scientists cocaine. This is what happened next.”

This to is gender

tfw when you are definitely winning a War, BY A LOT

Alex Jones is truly one of the most evil people alive. He's lucky he lives in an era where the punishment for behavior like his is losing your website and not thumbscrews.

So yes, there's a little bit of Baltimore and a little bit of half-billion-year old hydrothermal vent in The Starry Night.