pope leo: murder is bad every republican: how dare you mention me

iTunes Music Store (2003)

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

out on the road today i saw a subaru with vanity plate POOBARU a little voice inside my head said don’t look back, you can never look back

Your post about the World's Longest Press Release appeared like this in my feed.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

OMG

B. Kilban

posting this shit when you’re owned by a billionaire is basically a recruitment ad for socialism

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

another year, another medieval cat cake

I'd venture that those same people don't love reading either. They're happy with slop because they can't recognize or appreciate good prose.

I think the reason AI propagandists are so flustered by the fact that no real writer wants to use their idiotic tools is that they themselves don't enjoy writing. They see it as a boring arduous chore to be avoided, while real writers actually enjoy writing and actually care about the quality of it.

In 5 days, the crew will be further away from Elon Musk than anyone else has ever been. Goosebumps!

what kinds of snacks do they have up there

the level of pent-up horniness for a rocket launch that doesn't benefit or involve elon musk exceeds even my high expectations

DILLON’S BRINE BROKE. Headed to waterbirthing tub now. This is all happening so fast.

There's nothing to do

Joining in for the first day of #pleinairapril by @warriorpainters.bsky.social Painting outside is always a bit intimidating but I'm glad I went for it, just sat down on the roadside in between narcissus and go! #traditionalart #gouache

Knit your own Parisian Haussmann building or colorful Danish townhouses with these designs by Jake Henzler (a.k.a. Boy Knits World) 🧶 www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/04/jake...

image unrelated I just really like this chart

When I was a kid my parents told me if I didn't go to gatherings, people would stop inviting me. So that was a great tip I received early on.

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

Also, for the people making things: you need to post your shit constantly or no one will see it. Talk it up. Make people crave that shit. Make them angry they don’t have it yet. Humility does not pay your rent.

The only sora I recognize, today and always. www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Sora/id

New friend said she always mixes up which thread is warp (vertical) and which is weft (horizontal), so I told her to just remember that warp goes up and down and weft goes weft to wight and if anybody else has made that joke before please don't tell me because I was SO pleased with myself 😤

Sketching some Huells in preparation for a Huell commission.

Big screen for big purchase, little screen for little purchase it’s science

Just think of how much better a trip to McDonald's would have been in 1995 if they followed through and installed a talking Babe in each restaurant that dispensed free dessert coupons. (McDonald's concept art, 1995)

This is a diabolical phishing attack. “That generated a real case ID, and triggered real Apple emails to my inbox, properly signed, from Apple’s actual servers.” [ma.tt]

can it be closed down sooner

Here's the thing: there is no going back to a different era of Twitter. This doesn't replace it, Threads doesn't replace it, Twitter doesn't replace it. That era is dead, no return, it was a very fun 5-10 year window or so that dragged on past its prime until it dropped off a cliff.

Wrote up a little hater’s guide to America’s top FBI summer camp attendee

O M G 🦐 Shrimp bowl (close-up). Bowl. Peru: Ica, Nasca. 100 B.C.E.-800 C.E. MOA Collections 2990/180. Photo by Joshua Doherty. myvancity.ca/2026/02/27/m...

“salt & straw ice cream” lmfao

In my opinion it’s unethical to use generative AI to resurrect dead actors. The only ethical use is to recreate actors who are alive but annoying to be around

Can't they just throw out some chum to attract celebrities? It's not like they're an endangered species.

Zebra is chased by a lion. STRESSFUL. But then they escape & complete the stress cycle. For humans, the lion is your job, relationships, and life. We CAN'T complete the cycle so we feel chased by the lion ALL THE TIME. And that's burnout. Learn what to do about that. maximumfun.org/episodes/dep...

It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪

A perfect takedown.

Chickens watching the chicken eaters at ZUNI Café. Benefit auction for Minneapolis mutual aid up for the next week.

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you draw up that ad for amtrak? sure did boss, diarrhea money shot just like you asked

I think about the "The Lifecycle of Software Objects" almost every day