We all need to hate Republicans more.

Listen I'm not here for any white house is sacred discourse. It's a mansion built by slaves for slaveowners and it should be turned into a museum and the president should live in a somewhat nice condo

Bro I just don't know how many more times I can see core "tenants" written bro

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just one goddam cabinet meeting where childrens genitals arent a topic of conversation

Knuckle tattoo idea: L O V E H A T S

any of y'all mind if I continue being a huge sweetie pie?

For far too long, this country has been governed by people who were either unable or simply unwilling to post brief videos of themselves being bitten multiple times by snakes that they had just picked up for some reason,

One panel from this great 10-panel New Yorker cartoon on Columbo: web.archive.org/web/20201031...

again, these people are pigs and a society of decent people would not tolerate them

this is true. there's a practical question abt how much value there is in doing it without the votes to convict. but it hurt Trump a lot. There's simply no question about this.

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things used to be one way, but now they are another. it makes me want to vote for hitler

"good enough for government work" is the funniest phrase in the world to me. i've seen the work high-priced consultants shit out.

So many people swear up and down that immigration law is the most important issue to them, but then don't know a damn thing about it.

It’s time for our annual tradition of standing in the backyard looking up at sky mistaking the cast from mercury vapor fixture on the garage for the Northern Lights.

Footage of Richard Nixon only grows harder to watch since Trump. No healthy society would hand Nixon political power. Trump, far worse, still drags Nixon down with him, as both illustrate a pathology in the American mind.

Trump's frequent trips to Walter Reed raise new questions about Joe Biden's health.

despite having vast tracts of real property, the us parks service can't manage a respectable ebitda

schadenfreude (noun): the joy derived from watching someone you despise trying to pronounce the word ‘schadenfreude’

The dead troops were not "defending America," like the propaganda tells us again & again. They died in the name of the violent fantasies of an elite cabal that has never, ever faced any accountability for its endlessly disastrous decisions. Thats' what I'm thinking about this Memorial Day.

you’re worried about climate change because you fear massive refugee transfers, epidemics, and economic collapse. i’m worried about climate change because those conditions make me concerned that the chances of nuclear war or nuclear terrorism go up exponentially. we are not the same.

My sweet kitty is gone. She lasted a little longer & got to see the backyard again on days that were nice. I’ll miss you so much my precious girl. Your beloved doggie sister has been waiting for you at the rainbow bridge🌈. Now you can snuggle together once more. Your doggie brother will miss you 💔.

Our government telling an adversary to disregard the President's social media posts because they're not real and are intended for promotional purposes and US media consumption, says it all. Holy fuck.

(30 seconds after escape): let me in I've been out here for HOURS when will this torment end

Again, please share. In every aspect of American history you will run smack dab into the critical contributions of Black people. It’s not Black history. It’s American history. Trying to erase it is a fool’s errand. We live it every day. time.com/5836444/blac...

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Practical (not ethical) proposal for dealing with conspiracists: It should be fairly easy to gaslight these people into fleeing the country, withdrawing from social discourse, or at least not voting, out of abject fear. Just putting it out there.

My mate's neighbour has 5 kids by 3 different mums (cheated on all of them), hires escorts, wed someone who barely speaks English, ripped out beautiful landscaping for an ugly patio, leaves building work half-done and the place keeps getting shot at. Avoid 1600 Pennsylvania Ave for your own safety.

We all have that one friend who vanishes into the mist…only to return with a bone saw and a vat of acid, insisting you have to help “break down the body” otherwise you can be charged with accessory. Right? We all have that one friend? It—it’s not just me, right?

And ANYONE who voted for Trump, is an asshole.

what has me the most excited about ai is how all the companies using it to make their businesses more efficient will soon be passing the cost savings right down to me, the consumer

Donald Trump's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse

It’s not the right answer but resentment of Boise is the funniest version of this. Safest place I’ve ever lived and some rural Idahoans talk like it’s the Bronx in the ‘80s. It has no influence in state politics but conservatives are still obsessed with the one place they don’t totally control.

Does “The Boys” ever get interesting? The pacing makes “Pluribus” seem fast.

It’s honestly hilarious how many Serious Opinion Havers keep independently rediscovering the same discourse of “BlueSky sucks because I don’t know how to make friends”

So are we allowed to be upset that 15 Americans died and $25+ billion was spent to be decisively defeated by Iran in less than three months? Seems like the sort of thing we ought to have some national outrage over.

Before people think this Trump surrender in Iran is a one off, remember: Trump negotiated the deal with the Taliban that lead to our shameful withdrawal.

You don’t know my stepmom, she’s stuck in a different dryer.

How do I write transgender prompts?

Ugh my managers are telling us we *have* to find uses for transgender in our workflows. This bitch does not make Excel more efficient she just sits under my desk on her Nintendo Switch

Education needs to embrace critical transgender literacy or students won’t be prepared for the future. How can students have an opinion on being transgender unless they are forced to take HRT?

transgender is inevitable. get on board or get left behind, luddites.

My dad's earliest memory is being carried on his mother's hip to a site where there was merely a *rumor* that a new vaccine was available, and all the SAHMs in their lower working class section of the city showed up with kids in tow. It's just mindboggling that people oppose mass vaccinations.

I’m too gobsmacked by this to even respond but lots of good substantive replies on the post, like this,

HOWARD DEAN YEAAAAAHHHHHH

Yes! That's exactly what Donald Trump wants his legacy to be. He keeps saying so.

“On May 23, 1796, a newspaper ad was placed seeking the return of Ona ‘Oney’ Judge, an enslaved Black woman who had ‘absconded from the household of the President of the United States,” George Washington.”

who up possessing a burgeoning potential