Well, well… If the 14th amendment was not meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd amendment was not meant for modern arms. #truth

i can’t believe donald trump pissed and crapped himself so bad he had to go to walter reed with acute pissing and crapping himself

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth

As a planetary scientist - over and above my Bluesky qualifications in epidemiology, immunology, and tariffs - I note that the diameter of the Moon has consistently increased during this lunar flight. Clearly the Moon is growing, and constitutes an imminent threat. We must act!

Our mortgage in 1981 was 17% .

"Curious to know what the Malcolm in Middle characters have been doing the past 20 years?" No. Absolutely not. Literally no one is. Are you insane

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

If you’ve followed me the past 4 years you know a central theme is: Only in the Trump-era could school vouchers—born in resistance to Brown v Board and nurtured by billionaires—have hit their historical stride in a long con sold as racial opportunity and middle class hope.

One of the weirdest things about getting older is that young people start talking nostalgically about periods of history that you lived through, in truly bizarre & selective ways. Like, the way Gen Z talks about the 90s ... as tho the entire country was composed of single-earners who owned houses.

NASA’s Earth photos from Artemis inspired me to put this on today… 🙂 Getting lots of positive comments on it as I run errands…

📷 A view looking south/southeast from a rock spoil bank showing the Foster Avenue bridge with the Argyle Street bridge in distance over the recently constructed North Shore Channel on August 29, 1910. Learn more ⬇️ https://youtu.be/__yXMrBYek4 🏗💧💩🧪🧫🔬🌊🌞

recipe for flourless brownies, actually no-bake flourless brownies, actually instant no ingredients brownies, actually can make while driving a car brownies

selling my house so i can buy a whole bunch of guns that i will use to protect my house

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 03,1964

Expecting many epidemiologists from 2020, who later reappeared as gerontologists in 2024, to favor us with their lifelong experience in the energy and futures markets soon - I can’t wait to hear what they have to say!

This would be the appropriate location for the Trump library.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

I'm a one-issue voter, and that issue is "will you make Warner and/or Criterion release this in 4K?"

Does the video feed from Integrity look like ass because the cameras are hardened or built with older hardware? Or is there a bandwidth/format limitation inherent to the Deep Space Network?

gang i can promise you that arguing with anti-electoral deadenders who post about how they’ll never vote for the lesser evil is time on this earth you will never get back, and spending it doing literally anything else is a better use of it.

sorry have to add my favorite one

Not because it is easy but because it is hard

And I cannot believe I have to relive the memory of this, but here we go: 4—In 2013, Pam Bondi got an execution rescheduled because she had a fundraiser on the same night. tampabay.com/blogs/the-bu...

Iran War fiasco kinda reminds me of the failed attempt at Obamacare repeal in that the GOP got the chance to do something that has been on its wishlist for years and it turns out there is no plan, never was a plan, and there is no mechanism in place to formulate and implement a plan.

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

congratulations to trump and bibi for starting a war and immediately making the iranian regime the strongest and richest it has been in its entire history incredible, world-historic geopolitical fuckup

sorry, is the system you object to “having elections”? because if so I think you might find the fascists more amenable than you realize

Integrity command module just now: “And I also have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither of them are working.”

Trump is letting Iran tax the entire planet, the proceeds of which they will *for sure* use to build nuclear weapons. simply an incredible victory all around

i’m always saying this

Amazing how none of these guys ever seem to say, “Most of the people who agree with my very good ideas have turned out to be monsters, perhaps I should rethink my assumptions or my framing.”

Learn this one neat trick to evade mortality (delete your Facebook account)

36% of Trump’s base believes Apollo 11 was faked. How long until Rogan, Candace Owens and the rest start “just asking questions” about the Artemis missions in order to sell more ivermectin to cure autism and turbo cancer?

Some of you believe that this oil crisis will scare Americans into EVs and solar. I want to pinch you on your cute little cheeks - so adorable!

2:05 am EDT: Artemis toilet nominal - troubleshooting successful. Toilet go for translunar injection. #Artemisii

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those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i'm going to steer this ship into the rocks

There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

The crew will also be closer to Mars than he’s ever been (and ever going to be)

this just made me the most interested I have ever been in going to space

the level of pent-up horniness for a rocket launch that doesn't benefit or involve elon musk exceeds even my high expectations

First time I have stood up and yelled at the TV, pumping my fists.

God that’s a heavy rocket it’s so fucken slow

Godspeed.

Whenever Trump appears personally in court, he loses big time I think news producers should POUNCE ON THAT "Trump glares at justices and calls them 'stupid' on social media: sure signs he's going to lose and he knows it"

In 3 days, the crew of Artemis II will be farther away from Donald Trump - 245,000 miles - than anyone has ever been. And they will have put the moon - 2159 mi in diameter - between them and both Trump and all right wing media.