Alrighty so NASA (and me and a lot of other people) had a little goof. But I think it’s a great opportunity to remind people that sometimes mistakes can actually be pretty cool and lead to a lot of new perspectives and understanding! 🧪🔭

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Funnily enough, I’ve never seen a photo of Melania modeling CLOTHES. Doesn’t she have a portfolio?

I have seen one good example of this plate

Do not let Brett Kavanaugh's increasingly reactionary politics distract you from the simpler fact that Brett Kavanaugh is a dullard and a shitty writer whose colleagues all (albeit for different reasons) very obviously have nothing but contempt for him

Folks, I never hung out with Jimmy Savile, Zodiac, the Night Stalker, or BTK. Just staying ahead of any groundless rumors which might arise.

There have been a lot of jokes recently about having to get the Epstein files back in the news to distract from the disastrous war.🤷‍♀️

Bamtan is fighteng the Jonker

“We’re gonna do an Avignon” “Cool. You’re out.”

Artemis II: Still only 2830 mph, 144K mi away. Splashdown tomorrow evening. Typical government dawdling. Kepler's 2nd Law is a joke. Bring our astronauts home now!

in honor of the anniversary of confederate surrender day you should permanently delete your x account

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/

College students are adults, but most undergrads are still in adolescence. Political discourse would be better off if we stopped assigning outsized importance to what people in that developmental stage are up to.

"people don't kick me out" american service workers are terrified because they have no job protection if a customer complains loud enough, karen

HOWLING

I wrote about Old Space Polls and they let me keep in the phrase "Unlike the space programs they’re asking about, survey questions don’t exist in a vacuum." www.cnn.com/2026/04/09/s...

LOL 😂 Whoa - almost 2700 mph there Artemis II - school-zone speeds - but still further away from the Earth (151K mi) than the Moon (128K). Lunar flyby was Monday. Splashdown tomorrow night. Maybe accelerate? Like, NOW? Kepler’s 2nd Law: Bad for space missions; bad for America!

Two reminders: First, Robert E. Lee was never a general in an army recognized by the United States. You can annoy all the right people by referring to him as Col. Robert E. Lee, his actual rank. Second, the primary flag of the Confederacy is the white one of surrender. To wit:

I offer sympathy in the form of this problematic screenshot (not mine) that makes me laugh every time I think about it.

MASSIVE fan of this one:

Tosca thinks humans are stupid

Trump does not know the best words. In fact, one could argue language is not his first language and that he’s regurgitating a can of alphabet soup.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

why is the undersecretary for war named ELBRIDGE

Oh god I think one of my posts hit the discover feed. The replies… now I see why people think there’s something wrong with Bsky. 😬

Happy birthday. I got you six feet of bubble gum. But do not fucking share it or I swear to god I will end you

i save money by shitting in billionaire's mouths

Blexas alert

I am only telling you the signs, I am not telling you Blexas will come to pass

@elizanico.bsky.social is a good person

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One of the underrated bad things about gerrymandering and Senate malapportionment is that the Dem running for the median seat is incentivized to say "I want to be a bipartisan problem solver who will work across the aisle" and the Republican running for the median seat says "Democrats are evil"

Look I'm no math expert but that seems bad

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i could probably negotiate with Iran and give a bunch of stuff away

New to BlueSky, huh?

Man, if Mamdani had been Catholic, Bluesky servers would have melted.

We can’t unring the bell of an American president threatening to do genocide

And from my personal perspective, I can tell you that in every video you’ve seen of ICE beating, throwing, or shoving me, I was unarmed and 5’0 (as I always am because that’s how height works). That’s as — despite my last name — the most white-passing lady in the world with people around.

ICE loves hurting and killing women.

why is your ass always staring at me no matter where i am in the room

I too am planning to have a commercial fusion reactor operating by the early 2030s.

Artemis II still under 1600 mph, after spending the last couple of days at 900. The Moon is light, so orbital velocities are low. With the Moon now too distant to be a factor, they’re still 216K mi from Earth - acceleration is only 1/3000 G. No wonder they need 3 days.

Unreal

Make sure you hit up your senators on Grindr too