I can’t stop laughing. Ukrainians have started a new challenge: for people to log into a Russian app (via VPN) that tracks fuel availability and falsely report that gas is available at stations. Russians are wasting what little gas they have driving to these stations only to find out there’s no gas🤣

My Spanish is a bit rusty, but I think this says Whoopee cushions will be confiscated

Poll workers say that staffing and equipment prevent them from counting every ballot on Election Day. A Fox News guest says that the counts are delayed so that Antifa and Italian satellites can change the results. For busy Supreme Court justices, it can be hard to know who to trust.

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

Emboldened by the success of its drone attacks, Ukraine is now planning to terrorize residents of Moscow by dropping a fleet of self-driving Teslas into the Russian city.

Y’all acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict blow 16M on Reflecting Pool reno cause he gave a no bid gov’t contract to a guy who looks like he sold quaaludes to The Riddler & then blame the algae bloom on a 350 ft boxcutter attack by underwater Antifa before?

A sweeps week episode of Undercover Bosses where Pete Hegseth gets blindfolded and airlifted into an active war zone

I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of US security policy professionals and foreign policy analysts and military planners slammed their heads against their desks at the same time and then suddenly fell silent.

"HULK SORRY." "It's okay, really." "HULK HAD TO HURRY." "I understand." "HULK HAD BAD ENCHILADA." "We've all been there, big guy."

Perfect photo, no notes.

Eat it losers! I was just told my call MAY be used for training purposes!

Meanwhile at the White Trash White House last night the main event wasn’t even in the ring. Fights were breaking out on the lawn everywhere under the light of fireworks. Not since the White House burned down in 1814 have we seen so many battles. Sign! 🤡

If you see this, post a bird

My TL is filled with updates about climate change going off the rails beside this bit of nihilistic capitalism.

KNICKS IN FIVE KNICKS PRIDE BROOKLYN

Free weekend update is out. This week, Ukraine's mid-range strike campaign focused on cutting off Crimea. If the Ukrainians can isolate the peninsula, Russian control will be close to impossible. Also, Ukraine opts for Infantry excellence over mass--a wise choice. open.substack.com/pub/phillips...

“Technology has turned Putin and the Russians into prey, instead of predators.”

The White House before the current occupants and as it should have looked for America’s 250th birthday.

@msnowevents.bsky.social live stream, waiting for Trump's name to be removed from Kennedy Center: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAhm...

Another genius parody, Randy!

The owner inherited them, is an asshole sex-creep, could not be dislodged after five decades of incompetence, and used his money to build a surveillance state to harass anyone who complained. So yes yes you get it

...Also a huge selection of perfumes and colognes, apparently from China. Here are just a few of them: Must Be Black Bear, Very Excited, Pink So Sexy, and Position for Men.

Timeline of Trump's morning: – Threatens Iran with massive strikes "TONIGHT" – Floats ground invasion of Kharg Island – Cancels all strikes by 1:28 PM with new deal claims – Israel says they don't know about any deal Your midday update is here.

For this year's FIFA World Cup opening ceremony, the FIFA Peace award winner bombs a competing nation.

In my assessment the evidence from the Broadview Six case points to the probable disbarment of three federal prosecutors, not including the people involved at Main Justice. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/what-...

the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence

There really is a tweet for everything

A study estimates the iPhone's diffusion explains 33%-52% of the decline in US births from 2007 to 2011, with the most pronounced effects among women aged 15-24 (Sabrina Tavernise/New York Times) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink

1. Operation “Fury” 2. Operation “Sledgehammer” 3. “Stop shooting”.

This is ridiculous. And would set off massive alarms on any normal planet.

Nobody who has ever spent more than ten minutes around actual cows could possibly want anything to do with raw milk

Life is ebola cherries.

Replacing "60 Minutes" with "The Ivermectin Hour With Joe Rogan" could bring more young viewers to CBS. by Brian Stelter

The Loop was supposed to transform Vegas. It's the dumbest transit system imaginable.

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

If you wish to examine a granfalloon, just remove the skin of a toy balloon. — Bokonon

#GnomonRadio "Once in a Program" Talking Heads youtube.com/watch?v=YZV8... youtube.com/watch?v=5IsS...

I enjoy cooking because it combines the danger of chemistry with the disappointment of gambling.

Tired: Swan Boats in the Tunnel of Love Inspired: Mole-rat Bumper Cars in the Burrow of Passion

historians have doubts about whether the moment depicted actually happened

every now and then someone comes into your life who makes you think damn I wish I had a snack right now

get his ass

Donald Trump promised the war in Iran would end with unconditional surrender. But he never said which country would do the surrendering.

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Garden of Earthly Delights