moog. because you can’t spell analog without anal.

it is very much Lovecraftian cosmic horror bc the horror isn’t something “scary” as much as an sense of deep violation upon the contemplation of a sexual act between a woman and a strange creature from New England that non-ironically hates human lives

Wow TIL there's an approved open source version of Bugdom that runs on things other than Mac OS 9: github.com/jorio/Bugdom

seal girl breathplay is when you watch her down 4 pbrs in like 10 seconds

Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday

not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like - double murder suicide - they booked the world title bad - industrial accident murder - they booked the world title bad - organized crime murder - organized crime murder

Bluesky: Why won't AEW put our posts on screen? Also Bluesky:

"Babe what do you mean you spent 1800 dollars on a cabinet with 'cunty energy?'"

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near

I've found a surprising amount of old Playboy and Hustler comics that were funny or downright sweet, among all the ones that are just (understandably) porn or (much less understandably) rape "jokes".

guys who spent 30 years trying to analyze which presidential candidate's soundbite gaffes were worse trying to understand literal fascism. a lot of people who thought they were understanding politics were really just understanding court gossip and theater

I can't think of what would be the best Hark A Vagrant but everyone should know Kate Beaton

this is a post where you (yes, YOU) can and should reply with underrated comic strips or other comic-y jokes. could be an unheralded entry from a classic strip or maybe a lesser-known strip altogether.

Christmas cactus is going wild.

He said "Amen" straight into the drop Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

I want "defending someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous" to become the new "rewards of being loved / mortifying ordeal of being known". There is wisdom in it.

LUCASARTS PRESENTS Columbo in: SCUMM of the Earth #pixelart

I think the debate over what people "want" is a distraction given two basic facts: 1) America vastly over-provides suburbs and under-provides dense walkability; 2) Suburbs are hideously bad for the environment and harmful to numerous markers of well-being. That's enough! We should do more density!

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hell yeah

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

back on my bullshit* sourdough bread baking

I mentioned this before but if you go through early Dragon magazines and google the authors or even the letters page writers, a *remarkable* number of people were (mostly closeted or egged at the time) gay men or trans women.

I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"

very charming collection of reports from Church services worldwide here ship-of-fools.com/mystery/famo...

🙏CHAPTER SERF🙏 I finished it! A Warhammer 40K adventure & TTRPG where you *don't* play Space Marines. Instead you play those little hooded freaks loitering in the background while Space Marines hog the limelight. PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1V4Mt... 1/

Next up is @hypfoo.bsky.social! #art #furryart

Sunday.

moving a bunch of 125cc motorcycles and a coworker was like, "it's fine, I can ride this one up the hill, I know how to ride a fucking motorcycle." He almost made it and then flipped it backwards, causing him to immediately down the hill. He was fine and the bike was a piece of shit anyway

When your teeth are so big and cool your skull evolves notches for them to fit. Panthera atrox at @tarpits.org 🧪

Doc Samson's origin is hilarious: he cures Banner of the Hulk, bombards himself with the gamma energy extracted from Banner which turns him into a green-haired hunk, asks Betty out because he's feeling himself, and Banner jealously exposes himself to gamma again to clobber him. All in 20 pages.

warner brothers trickster figures explained

Do I have any followers who research the Post-WWII decolonization of Africa? I've got a few questions for an episode and I'd love to connect!

Smilodon family

Doing a new bit where I say “when I was younger” to describe something that happened like a week ago, annoying everyone with no tangible benefit

Hey check this out

Pleased to announce that I have been appointed the US ambassador to The Great Caverns Beneath The Earth, The Yawning Void That No Sun Has Touched. I’m excited to discuss trade policy with The One Who Hunts In Silence

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

‪Walter is always such a caring boy. Jasper didn't accept the cleanings at first, but now let's Walter love on him. #cat #catsofbluesky

Decided to draw this today to plan a watercolor painting for my partner's parents. This is just one half of the painting. There will be another mini-painting, approximately 4.5 inches x 6.5 inches, featuring fireflies on the other half of the paper. I don't often draw or paint flowers or bugs.

Forgot to post these here :O Delta gear, Guilty rune #GUILTYGEAR #DELTARUNE

John Milton, Paradise Lost: Book 4, lines 13-26

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

thread. interesting research but also, they named their french LLM Baguettotron i hope it sticks. i hope Baguettotron is the best LLM out there and everyone has to say its name

"Stacked Panel" is a technique where you organize a debate show ostensibly between competing viewpoints. However it's fake, the panelists actually all agree on the *real* issue you're trying to convince the audience of...

#carlsaganday #carlsagan #palebluedot #sciArt #spaceArt