The Esoteric Order of Dagon is inherently paleocon.

America’s two political parties in a nutshell:

full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half known life

Please, don’t think of me as a short king, but as a concentrated comrade.

“If you want to know what’s shortly due for the guillotine look for the most obvious of all symptoms: extremism.” - John Brunner “Stand on Zanzibar” (This book would make a good perpetual quote generator)

sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

was w/r/t a question about gun violence

Don Beyer just misquoted @theonion.com on gun violence in a town hall, but his heart was in the right place - sounds like someone needs a print subscription at their congressional office

Someone should do one of those john paul george ringo Beatles shirts but with all these names

Wretched entertainment

The best part of September is watching all of these in a row

This is a nasty night, lad.

I just saw Weapons and if they make a straight-to-VHS sequel where they can’t afford the “movie stars”, Jim Cummings should play the Josh Brolan character, it feels like it was written for him @jimmycthatsme.bsky.social

It’s been a long time since I’ve read a book as harrowing as The Sparrow. Also absolutely hilarious that Brad Pitt wanted to cast himself as Emilio. The hubris is insane.

Just get it over with and rename it to the Ultimate Fighting Department

Bluekry

Please watch Clear Cut, featuring Graham Greene, staring with an actor who portrays a white lawyer.

Teacher Goes With School-Themed Classroom

This song rules. Hilarious that it was a big hit in the Netherlands. Someone needs to do a cover but themed for the spice trade

Could the Smithsonian become private and just start charging?

New signs were up this afternoon and bands were playing

Late to the party, but as much as I am enjoying The Pitt, sometimes they have the doctors just say things that sounds like they came straight out of the pitch deck for the show. “We doctors sometimes have to make split second decisions between life and death but we have to remain human.”

Man, it’s crazy to read woodworking books from the 80s that act like hand tools don’t even exist. It’s just straight to the table saw for everything

Elm Street, as my parents had nothing to do with that man’s death

Y’all seen this one yet?

Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made in 2025

Stay salty DC 🔥

Hairsbreadth away from the impossible: a full recipe grocery shop at Trader Joe’s

It’s like West Virginia was starved for representation. For someone to just come. Bernie did and my fellow West Virginians are in love. /

Our little library got Coded (or maybe DaVinci’d). Excellent prank. And includes an intriguing twist

Me when my local community is tearing down the local “food hall” to put up more housing

Get em, Stephen

PBS and NPR need a campaign where you cancel Netflix, Paramount+ or whatever and pledge that same monthly amount to our public broadcasters with one click

Good afternoon, I hope you wanted to be irrationally annoyed by an image!

This is the hardest I’ve ever seen someone pretend to look at a map

Never before seen levels of crashing out

“Conservatives have begun to fall victim to unseasonable rages, delusions of conspiracies, high blood pressure, and large-bowel complaints. Liberals are more apt to contract sexual impotence, morning terror, and a feeling of abstraction of the self from itself.” Love in The Ruins, Walker Percy ‘71

Laughing in front of cages designed to hold migrants and refugees, many of whom came to this country fleeing extreme violence and poverty, and hoping to raise their children in a more compassionate country. And many of whom followed all the legal procedures to enter the country.

Happy birthday to the prophetess Octavia Butler. We live in the times she foretold. From her notebooks.

Heard an IKEA ad where someone referred to “ultimate frisbee” - has that been resolved? I thought one had to say “ultimate” to not be sued The world continues to amaze and horrify

wait for the punchline

Sometimes to calm myself down i make fake 2000's memes

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

Good morning, NYC. We have some very exciting news to share.