I actually hate talking about video games with most people But I really love talking about them with a few people

Alright it's been a few days Can we talk about Leon's garbage sniper rifle What in the WWI is that thing, I bet it's great to disrupt the enemies cavalry charge but he shouldn't be using that in a modern setting

Streaming Concord come through gamers

Most my life I‘ve been an addict but I finally stopped doing coke And other sugar filled sodas The amount of weight I lose each week is so drastic I’m starting to think the majority of my calories was from this crap

Usually this fight is done blindfolded with the SVD but i lost my position due to a series of once in a lifetime mishaps and quickly lost all my ammo I knew I had the RPG to fall back on but I never needed it in practice so i had to work it out on the fly I got him with my last rocket

If you're passionate about preservation, lend your bandwidth to a project that is preserving all of Myrient before it goes offline on March 31st! No large storage required (downloads/uploads/deletes each file automatically) minerva-archive.org They even have a leaderboard!

Trust me I have magical foresight

Ngl I didn’t think I’d like Grace from the promotional material but she’s so good in the actual game The VA absolutely snapped too, hope she gets commended for the performance

The RE Engine is everything folks fantasized the FOX Engine would be.

Ridiculously hot

I know speedrunners who were influenced and inspired to start because of me I consider these people my children and as your father I just want to say Get a fucking job

Why does my back hurt

I don’t really care about graphics I like them for sure but I’m choosing stable framerate over photorealism every time

Leon S Kennedy is back he's 32 years old

Y’all gotta watch this wild collection of clips and the full GDB VODs linked below! One of the best things I’ve had the pleasure of hosting and creating for the GDQ channel! Celebrate all of the runners and runs!

a-clutch-e smash

This WILD last shot kill by @apachesmash.bsky.social though??!

3 years ago, my best friend streamed RE2R to keep me (digital) company while I recovered in the hospital from a major surgery. Tonight, I will be streaming RE9 to my fiance so that I can payback the favor. Except he's not in a hospital (thankfully).

This is what she replaced and she’s somehow worse

Eva: Hey Snake would you like to have sex with me? Snake:

Are all the lame people gone Can we finally talk about what a great film Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is?

Here's a strat I cooked up a few weeks ago in honour of @othatsraspberry.com's first speedrun comms Huge thanks to @gamesdonequick.com and @satanherself.bsky.social for creating this event to showcase blindfolded speedrunners TY @kendricklamario.bsky.social and @vermge.bsky.social for comms also

I routed this weeks ago but I didn’t tell any of them Just like Snake’s puke it was very hard to keep in

bro barfed on the end 😭 he routed barfing into his blinfolded the end fight, dats why you’re the best @apachesmash.bsky.social!!

i have enough of an MGS comic backlog that i can describe @apachesmash.bsky.social’s blindfolded boss run from today

I’m running Metal Gear Solid 3 with blindfolded boss fights here really soon I’ll be muted so enjoy the sounds of @kendricklamario.bsky.social @othatsraspberry.com and @vermge.bsky.social

I’m commentating Ocarina of Time here really soon

We have more blindfolded runs coming your way!! Day 2 of Games Done Blindfolded starts now! https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

Metal Gear Solid came out in 1998 which was like 10 whole years ago

good day to post this reminder

after nine long months, our marriage case has been approved.

Games Done Blindfolded starts this Saturday!!! Which runs are you most excited to see done blindfolded? https://gamesdonequick.com/hotfix/schedule

Can’t wait to play Resident Evil Requiem with my future wife who gets completely obsessed and hyperfocused on horror games

"This speedrunner beat Super Mario 64 with a guitar hero controller" "This speedrunner best Dark Souls with just their toes" Unimpressed. You know what I want to see them playing with? A smile.

How I assume I look when all the kids in my family ask me what games I play

The episode of Sopranos where Tony, Paulie and Chris go to Italy is one of the best pieces of television ever made

Check out PlayStation 2 if you get chance It's very good

A coworker just brought this up and I replied "did it include a countdown? Yeah I'm marrying that guy."

It's because those games offer a difficultly mode that lets you completely ignore every single mechanic and hold forward until you reach the next cutscene When people have this opinion it's usually because they genuinely have never interacted with the design so they don't even know it exists

i've never commentated a speedrun before, so i can't wait to screw Apache's up

I will be both running Metal Gear Solid 3 for Games Done Blindfolded and commentating the race of Blindfolded Zelda Ocarina of Time between @bubzia.bsky.social and Runnerguy2489 Commentary for MGS3 will be @kendricklamario.bsky.social @vermge.bsky.social and @othatsraspberry.com

That Gwimbly episode of Smiling Friends is incredible

Amazing MGS4 rerelease countdown page created by @nitroid.bsky.social inspired by the game's install screen. mgs4.site

the cool thing about our FFXIV wedding is that we can schedule our eorzean vow renewals on valentine's day. it was lovely 🤗 thank you @apachesmash.bsky.social for being my partner in crime and the love of my life. i cannot wait until we can do this but for real♥️💙

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is really about loss