You ever feel ’too over 30’ to give a shit about the latest stealth Puritan discourse

You know how people just leave their shopping carts all over the place I swear this is the only country I’ve seen people do that and I’ve travelled all over the world

During Verm’s run he said “so which Final Fantasy has the best music?” and like.. it’s so obviously XIV If you don’t think it’s XIV you just haven’t played enough of it

You guys ever think

Watching Verm play FFX at GDQ

This is @kendricklamario.bsky.social Also it was her who ordered it

i watched lord of the rings for the first time and now they are all my friends

Reminds me… @apachesmash.bsky.social we never did a full 2p1c mgs1 run

All the best to all my friends traveling to GDQ and Magfest (some of you are even doing both) Once I move to the US later this year we will be at these events with much greater frequency

If you’re sick of waking up everyday to the worst headline you’ve ever come across Go back to bed

If she turns on tv She will no longer see Skater boi rocking up MTV :(

I like being in America because everyone assumes my eccentricities are because I’m from Europe and not because I’m an actual freak

Cool movie fact The Room cost 6 million dollars to make Which is the same as making Reservoir Dogs *checks notes* Five times

I’ve said nothing for awhile but I plan to laugh even harder at pathetic defenses of twitter posted on here now it’s dropped the CSAM update 👍

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Lmao

Might do a media thread of YouTube videos I watch this year just to horrify people

Warzone sucks but I haven’t found another game that gives the same rush as fighting a team 1v4 with them absolutely screaming at you the whole time on prox chat

Happy Horse Year

I love this so much I wanted to send it to my dog but then I remembered he doesn’t have a phone

I remembered I had this clip of @apachesmash.bsky.social giving advice on how to do it safely.

2025 was a big downshift. My hEDS symptoms got intense, so I spent most of the year privately working on myself. Researching and adapting my lifestyle. Had to take on less demanding work and music gigs. Got a new job at a podcast studio consulting and audio engineering. Here's to a productive 2026!

Woke 2 Starts Now

Y’all gotta see this cat it really wants a cheeseburger I’ll email it to you later

Goals for 2026: Get sick at Metal Gear Make a ton of cool friends Marry the most perfect amazing girl in the world Raise a fuckton of money for charity

When did board games get so complicated? Back in the day it was like do not pass go do not collect 200 Now it’s like “You’re assaulted by Maev the evil seamstress - lose 9 threads of fate and suffer a movement penalty equal to your knowledge bonus“ And it’s like Let’s just play VTM my friends

I can’t believe 2015 is nearly over

Happy New Years 🎉🌠🙏 I'm playing with my new tripod while my fiance makes impromptu pot roast for our friends.

This is happening right now with his new years pot roast

If you’re not American and struggling to understand Fahrenheit I think I got it 80 really warm 60 warm 40 cold (American) 20 cold (European) Below 20 or above 80 just go inside any building they all have AC

Why would Brian do this?

If a lotta people love each other, the whirl will be a better place to live.

I did not make Tommy Wiseau an NPC in my Vampire the Masquerade TTRPG so I could do impressions of him unprovoked at will I did not it’s not true I did notttt

A lot of people don’t realize this but many songs have lyrics which are subtly references to illegal drugs For example, Eric Clapton‘s hit song Cocaine

MFW the matriarchs in my family told me to "make @apachesmash.bsky.social a plate" at Christmas dinner.

This is my experience in the US What they all consider cold is genuinely tshirt weather Also they think they can all deal with the heat but I went to a themepark with a dude from Georgia and he got sunstroke so bad he couldn’t drive home lmao AC made you lot soft

I do wonder what goes on in Charlie Entertainment Cheese

We’ve been playing a lot of Schedule 1

Y’all ever seen The Matrix I like that film

Just watched The Room Women really are evil for no reason and you shouldn’t trust any of them 5 bags of popcorn

I gained a lot of weight this year because I’ve been learning how to actually make food It’s gone extremely well I just haven’t worked out how to portion yet Also soda So many sodas

Before the year ends do not tell me your true feelings for me Do not tell me you love me Keep that to yourself

I'd like to show everyone the Tekken 3 King shirt I got for Christmas.

Kettles take a long time to boil in the US Probably why they don’t drink 14 cups of tea per day here

Just had Chipotle for the first time