The pinball; the ball pinner who won her first tournament :3

"I would drink your bathwater" ew, there's soap in there.

Last night's pinball fit was pretty dykie, but I can't help but grin like a good dog.

getting advertised cutting knives for cooking on Instagram; recession indicated ✔️

Dudes rock.

Swelling rage

Where was I on the eve of the Second American Civil War? Well just like any decent lady I was off getting my dick sucked

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

Sweetie, mommy needs you to lock the fuck in, ok?

Sometimes you just draw a hand so sexy, do you really need the rest of the smut?

Why take a good girl when you could have a bad bitch🦴⋆˚🐾˖°

Me, so sleepy Damsel into with my fave watersports and energy drink monsterfucking 🤝 Save me Piss Monster, Save me

Unbelievably accurate www.instagram.com/reel/DTGYPn-...

you’re telling me a chickpea’d in this soup?

I NEED A LESBIAN TRANNY MEGAS XLR WHERE ITS A FAT CHICK WITH A COOL MUSCLE CAR STAPLED TO A GIANT ROBOT AND HER WEIRD FEMCEL TWINK FRIEND AND A YAOI PILOT FROM THE FUTURE DO VIDEO GAME WEBCOMIC SHIT LIKE I NEED AIR it's important that they don't fuck btw, still in Jersey also.

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

dawg idk how many more "im not a furry but"s i've got in me

poly girls be like

i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

Nancy 1/12/26

Maturity is accepting that I don't actually want to be a 20 year old goth girl. I just want to fuck them

Wanda Sykes thanks Ricky Gervais for not being there because it means she can accept the award on his behalf... and he's gonna thank God and the trans community (he won, she did) #GoldenGlobes

1993

someone asks how im doing and im like “im good hbu :)” meanwhile the debuff indicator above my head is going ATT DOWN DEF DOWN MAG DOWN MND DOWN AGI DOWN POISONED SLOWED DRY PARALYZED CONFUSED BLEEDING

girls who use ":3" are interested in cuddling up by a fireplace with some hot cocoa and freaky rough sex

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!

Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes

it's insane that the cool down on the amount of time from taking a photo to deciding I'm hot in it is exactly 14 days, Everytime. Anyhow, I have a lot of naked pictures I might have to post on my other account.

a beautiful doll told me "nice top" as I walked by, and I didn't say "thanks, but I have a name" and I will live with this regret for the rest of my days.

some of you never saw attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion or c-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhäuser gate, and believe me, it shows 😒

call me Alex Mac the way i melt into a puddle and take all my clothes off

I have risen admirably to the day's challenges. Now I need a pretty girl to give me a beer and a blowjob

we've got to stop cracking eggs. how is the grizzled noir detective ecosystem ever going to recover if we don't let any of them get hardboiled

notice how its never a comparidaughter that's the thief of our joy...

PrEP ads are like "part of this complete sexfest"

POV: You Talk To A YURI HATER #yuri

The thing with pinball is as soon as you think you're cool, the ball drains. So the key is to never think you're cool. Unfortunately, you're playing pinball, which is the coolest activity around. This is why a humiliation kink is key to success and in this essay I will-

it's a dragonforce morning

how i get when im around a girl who’s horny for how much older i am than her

At this point "well-seasoned boomer Mr. Tolarian Academy invites (loses to) the hottest women you've ever seen" is truly evergreen

happy valentines day. play Of The Devil Episode 1 #otDevil

they finally captured dr disrespect

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)

being the girl watching a girl fix things for you is more affirming than I thought it could be.

Images you can hear.

Dragon Slayer 🩸⚔️