I want a Star Trek where Michael Burnham is captain for all 7 seasons

I look like a character from a Mad Max movie whose name is something like Rectalia Domentus and I keep some scrawny piss-gimp locked away in a tattered suitcase

be honest, it looks like I'm wearing an old timey football helmet doesn't it

I lived!

it's happening!!!!

I'm getting round 1 of FFS first thing tomorrow morning!!!

As soon as I made my last post the surgery center called me with my time lololol

I fucking hate the way OHSU schedules their surgeries. What do you mean I have to wait for a call the evening before the surgery to see what time it's happening?!

anytime this scene comes on I'm 11 years old again in a movie theater in Billings, MT pumping my first in the air

#DailySketch: Cecil #illustration #drawing #art #people

found a piece of cooked cabbage in my bangs. I went from 39 to Liz Lemon years old in a matter of days

this is how I am to be posed at my funeral

first morning back from vacation and my cats and the neighborhood crows have been eager for me to get the fuck up for hours already

being cute queers in Disneyland

me and the Stef waiting in line for a fateful, barf inducing ride on Smugglers Run

one of the first lessons learned in my 40s is that simulated motion rides absolutely ruin me for a good 30-45 minutes 🤢

this hot bitch is 40 years old today

gosh I can't stop admiring my new haircut

officially off of work for the next 6 weeks!!!!!!

nevermind a natural burial. Feed me to the crows when I die

last day of work before being out for several weeks and I couldn't even be bothered to explore considering giving a fuck about doing anything productive

who's got three superfluous thumbs and just got her hair done (hint: it's me)

This creature lunges at you as you round a dark corner. What do you do next?

being asked about my love language what makes me feel the most loved etc and I said when people murder for me, and when people chant my name in adoration

evening walk

Happy tranniversary to me! 5 years ago I started down a path that would result in a ruined marriage, a life upended, lost friends and family but you know what . . . It was worth it. I'm worth it. And so are you. It's never too late

I remember renting this game like every other weekend when I was a kid. I was terrible at it so I'd coax my brothers into playing with me so I could get further than the first stage lol

being a middle aged trans woman on dating apps is 90% weeding out fetishists and 9% realizing that people have no concept that a good conversation has a degree of give and take. The remaining 1% is figuring out how to delete my account

Gonzo getting the Hannibal Lecter treatment after murdering a bunch of children and eating their faces

Starting to worry that I won't actually get to go on my birthday trip. Oh well, I'll go the next time I turn 40

I don’t think the tweezers will fix this one

why did the pizza box come with a punch-out mustache on the back of the box? I dunno but I didn't mind going on a fun side quest while the pizza baked. Bring back food items coming with cheap toys

in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them

I feel like he's giving Jabba the Hutt vibes

Vicetober day: 29 ( CRUMBLE ) PARASITES #vicetober #vicetober2025 #inktober #art #horror #manga #horrorart

Turns out I'm getting a new face for my bday. FFS is scheduled for 11/16!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me engaging in some self-talk and stumbling onto one of the most obvious and talked about epiphanies a person could have: "turns out not getting my emotional needs met as a child has really fucked with my relationships as an adult"

I'm doing my part 🫡

this was me before braces

if I have to be sick then I'm gonna keep it cozy with a good book and cuddly cats

Mr. Sir helping me get over my cold

when you're sick but outta sick days in a capitalist hellscape and all you can think about is Rule of Acquisition #23: Nothing is more important than your health… except for your money.

lady going off on my coworker for 5 minutes, like full on screaming, for "stealing her electronic signature to make fake IDs" is a new one but I'm more surprised that it's the first time I've heard it

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they get to eat their dinners on the counter cuz it makes them feel special

any hot chicks out there wanna fall in love together? asking for me

Ootd is mean lesbian PE teacher

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