Kinda love this for us

Hey I don't need to be valued at a trillion dollars. I just need to be valued as the good girl I am and all the head pats that come along with that sort of thing

If you over-regulate capitalism you get totalitarian communism. If you under-regulate capitalism you get a ruling caste of insane monopolists. Please ignore the fact that one of these things has never happened and the other keeps happening over and over

Feeling very down so I didn't get any makeup on today but I still look cute

being transgender is amazing and beautiful, transitioning is one of the greatest choices you can ever make and i hope more people realize that its not dangerous or evil, but liberating

Ugh I think I need therapy 🙄

Oh wow I totally forgot this is what the internet looked like 5 years ago

I had a 3rd grade project where we murdered bugs to pin them to styrofoam. My dad did the dirty work cuz I was too delicate but I think he realized how different I was when he caught a bee in his hand and briefly chased me with it. To his credit he stopped as soon as I started shrieking and crying

Ok so the actual pussy laser portion of my appointment was 10 mins max and very little discomfort

"Do you REALLY want him [picture of a bearded trans man] in the woman's bathroom?" isn't the "checkmate, transphobes" you think it is. Because it accepts the framing that they don't want us in there because they're uncomfortable and scared. They don't want us there because they hate us. That's it.

Starting my journey to Pussytown™️ in earnest today by getting my pubes lasered for the first time. I know it's gonna hurt but I've got 4% lidocaine and dreams of wearing yoga pants to help get me through it

My Grandpa Red is dead. I know this reads like the beginning of a poem but it's only a coincidence. 1 of my fav memories of him is when he put up wallpaper for my mom. He told me to sit with my nose against it to keep it from sloughing off. It was an all time famous bit. Rest well 🖤

We all grieve in different ways

Hey we saw you from across the bar and . . .

Mom called last night to tell me my grandpa had died and in the same convo . . . Mom: I don't want to go like that. If I get that bad I'm gonna off myself. Take a bunch of pills. I'll try to leave you a note. Me: well if you forget the note I'm sure someone will sniff you out eventually

A coworker misgendered me multiple times in a row then cornered me multiple times to effusively apologize and during one of these instances shook my hand (weird). I of course had to be the gracious transsexual assuring him that I will survive and no I will not report him to HR lol

Thinking of her touch. Ugh I sound so dopey

Cue the yearning

Guys we need to be normal about this, I won’t pay more than 7000 dollars for this game

We are devastated to learn of the passing of Anthony Head, endeared to fans around the world for his role as Rupert Giles on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER the series. We send out deepest condolences to his friends, fans, and family.

House on the Highway (1/18)

The security guard at my work will occasionally emit a loud long moan and I'm never sure if he's in pain, cumming, or howling at the moon

my Pride Month message for 2026

I would set anyone on fire if just to keep this sweet creature warm and happy

artists had tech guys pegged by 1991 (excerpt from the foreword of Computers As Theatre by Brenda Laurel)

The thing about asparagus is that I genuinely enjoy the taste especially when the ends get all crispy in the oven. But what really puts it in my top tier of fav veggies is that it makes my pee smell weird and if that makes me an icky little goblin then so be it

Oh. Did the studio decide they wanted the remake to suck donkey dick?

Who wants to be a good worm and squirm for Mommy

Reminder for the cis-hets that it is now Pride and you are obligated to give me money

and as always death before detransition

Happy Pride month you buncha queers

I finally got around to watching Pillion today. My unserious but very true review is that this movie made me horny for the vast majority of its run time. 107 minutes of edging

The Call on Me music video but the guy time lapse transitions throughout it and by the end she is the cuntiest bitch there

Spent last night doing science to this guy next to me. I feel like he had more skin than that but I was too busy sciencing to notice

Walked by the Criterion Closet in Portland today with my friend who said "so it's a blockbuster in a van?" And if she wasn't so sweet and beautiful I would have cut contact with her right then

Props to the creators who only specialize in hotel corridor carpeting, for they are the ones who disguise all of our sins.

Looked cute might destroy humanity later

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

One of the most important episodes in all of Trek

On my way to grab some canned wine and a frozen pizza like the classy broad I am

When did they start selling milk in smooth and chunky varieties?

Not only is this creature a lovely companion but she also makes for a perfect q-tip

Are they pigtails or handlebars?

Sometimes I'll see a post from a reddit doll and I just wanna hold her and tell her it's gonna be ok

Hell of a week for the opposition: 8 Senate Dems voted to confirm a Trump judge who wouldn’t admit Biden won. A Dem governor pardoned an election denier who orchestrated a breach of her county’s election system. 8 House Dems voted for a bill attacking trans rights in schools. Feel represented?

why is there a roach in the break room?!?!?!?!