Where was I on the eve of the Second American Civil War? Well just like any decent lady I was off getting my dick sucked

literally all of the last 20 years of us politics can be explained by an abject refusal of americans to have a real reckoning after the civil war

I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason And then I realized: It's an Egg McGuffin.

who else is excited for new Star Trek today 😁

Do red heads in general have a thing for the dolls? Cuz I'm getting hit up by all the red headed trade in town lol

Enterprise is better than Voyager

Post Your Favorite Star Trek Character. Wrong Answers Only!

Grindr is funny cuz my bio will be like "looking for tall, well hung, muscular, masculine men" and I'll get messages like "hi, I'm short, effeminate, have a micropenis, and I have never lifted a weight but my mom thinks I'm pretty handsome." It's grindr! I'm looking for dick bitch!

If you need inspiration to keep going right now, may I recommend the story of Robert Smalls, who stole a confederate steamboat and piloted his family and almost 20 others to freedom and went on to become one of the first Black people elected to Congress ✊🏽 www.usatoday.com/story/life/b...

This is a small part of the much greater evils of the world but I do really resent how much heinous shit we’re all exposed to as just a matter of everyday life

My new roommate is a bit . . . off putting. but he let me wear his hat so we're cool I guess

Pretty strange that most of my migraines happen at my stressful job where I'm bathed in florescent lighting and assaulted by frequent loud noises 8 hours/day. Must be a coincidence

I lost my hand in an incident. The incident in question . . .

After my marriage fell apart and I had to move out I thought it would be nice living with other queer people. until I looked through PDX Craigslist posts for roommates and they were all written in such a way that I knew every person in that house had visible stink lines radiating off of them irl

looking for betitted plants on a lunch stroll

it's super shitty that a bunch of tedious scolds harassed Parker off of bluesky. hope your weird cartoon dog with tits is doing well though

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

2025: the beginning vs the end. Moral of the story, FFS is a fucking miracle

Katy O'brian 🤤

good news, my glasses fit much better after ffs

now watching: Queens of the Dead

for whatever reason TNG feels holiday coded for me. Maybe it's the red and gold uniforms, or all the twinkling lights, or probably it's the nostalgia of gathering around with my dad and siblings to watch it. Regardless, I think it's the perfect binge for the limbo between Christmas and NYE

looking cute and having a blast seeing 'Twas the Night Before Nutcracker burlesque show at the renovated Paris Theater in pdx

I'm usually a sucker for year-end listicles but 2025 had been such a dog shit year that I don't want to subject myself to reliving it

making this bitch work on Christmas Eve should be a capital offense

Merry Christmas to all the freaks, weirdos, and beautiful women out there!!!!

He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.

Getting up at 6:30 am is dog shit. I miss the late hours I kept when I was working at porn shops

Scott and Kip on the ice 🥹

spending my morning with the ghouls, the gays, the theys, and the was's

transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger

adding brandy to my lead-based protein powder for some Christmas spice

this happens frequently but even so I still find beauty in these quotidian moments and I feel lucky that I'm here to witness it all, lucky to count them as my companions

I went through what the hospital billed insurance for the 1st part of my FFS. It was over $100K. It's gross that we don't have universal healthcare and doubly gross that trans women often don't have access to employment and if they do their insurance is trash and/or won't cover gender care

lookin' cute for a dinner date and then a showing of Gremlins at Cinemagic

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trying out some new oh-gosh-could-you-maybe-please-rearrange-my-guts looks

Netflix inserting ads into Fireplace for Your Home is some dastardly work

Dear James Gunn, can we get a Batman Begins project as a treat? Could be live action, animated, maybe even muppets, anything really

ffs in general has positively affected my mood but the brow raise specifically has given me a more sunny disposition now that my brows are now permanently in the same position they would have been for a happy/excited facial expression prior to surgery

Had a lovely time putting up some Christmas decorations even though I discovered I'm missing half of them including all the nutcrackers I've had for literal decades 🫠

Your dog knows how to sit? Cool, bro. My cat whispers the secrets of the universe into my ear while I piss

A week and half before ffs and a week and a half after. Both in makeup but with different lighting. The difference is crazy

First time doing my makeup after ffs. My skin is both dry and oily and I'm sick of how quickly my foundation dries but not a bad job overall

just wanna remind my fellow trans baddie autists that your pattern recognition, while impressive, is not infallible and does not make you clairvoyant

me watching yautja/xenomorph/engineer/drukathi lore on TikTok is a cavalcade of me saying "they could get it" in increasingly more sexual ways until I retire to my room to grind against the bed

the left is me just over 5 years ago on the day I started HRT. the right is me yesterday after 5 years of HRT and a week after FFS (forehead/brow reductions, rhinoplasty, fat graft into top lip). My chin and jaw haven't had any work yet but you can see how much HRT has softened those features 🧵

It's been a full week since my FFS. Bruises are fading, swelling is gonna be what it's gonna be. And yeah, I've got this ghastly incision but it's not so bad now that the staples are out. Overall I'm fucking ecstatic

I want a Star Trek where Michael Burnham is captain for all 7 seasons