If you’re evil but a doctor are you med evil?

Just learned of a computer made with physical brain cells and I feel ill

Devastated that Pokemon winds and waves aren’t out until 2027.

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

Colorado borders Kansas. Here is a Colorado non-profit that helps trans people relocate, Trans Continental Pipeline. Please share. tcpipeline.org

Harold and the Purple Jorts

the shitposter strikes back

BUILD THE CUBE

bepis

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

Here’s my read of the MN shooting as a Minneapolitan who used to live about 10 minutes away (🧵): 1. The street in question (Portland Ave) is a one-way street, with two lanes, a bike lane, and a parking lane (maps.apple/p/Hzd2QUEaYc...).

Honestly this shit is dumb; the fate of the character only exists in media that is created about it. If they choose to reveal this in a future show or book, etc. then the character’s fate is known. Otherwise it is open-ended, regardless of what the Duffer Brothers say exists in their headcanon.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

bemis

ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night

you, an idiot: we should have universal health care me, a TV genius: the average american is going to lose 400 pounds next year

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

[Trump]: You boy — what day is it? [Boy]: Why, it’s Christmas sir! [Trump]: Then I haven’t missed it! [Boy]: Missed what sir? [Trump]: The Lolita Express to Little Saint James!

Coffee Being Served Thru A hole In The wall

Ah, the sweet holiday sound of a child’s productive cough on the 23rd

DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar: "Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."

Interview with the Vampire Weekend Daniel Molloy: so how did you become a vampire Ezra Koenig: [unintelligible high pitched warbling]

MyChart Wrapped telling me I got four new diagnoses, two medication changes, one minor procedure, and 17 copays this year

Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

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JD Vance's ideal America is a place with half the GDP where everyone with potential and options gets the fuck out, a shithole that people from countries with actual dynamism visit to watch chintzy 'traditional' dances before going home.

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

Amathus Beach Hotel, Limassol, Cyprus | Colakides & Associates and The Architects Collaborative | 1973 r/brutalism

maybe i am going insane

had to end the trip early because I got norovirus but one of the COOLEST things about bathrooms in Europe is that almost all of them have built in water fountains. I feel like Europe is notorious for never having water anywhere and charging for it at restaurants but I think that’s a misconception-

ranking grandparents by % racist

If you can’t handle me at my Guns, you don’t deserve me at my Roses.

*looks at vote* evidently it is

Dem sens need to all be primaried. Trying to relax and finding the Tame Impala tiny desk a great option on a night like this. youtu.be/xSDfCwDmJNo?...

Sleepy Don!

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

ME: Is he going to make it? DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness ME: *crying* oohwahahahah DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah

Here goes the healthcare.

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