Interview with the Vampire Weekend Daniel Molloy: so how did you become a vampire Ezra Koenig: [unintelligible high pitched warbling]

MyChart Wrapped telling me I got four new diagnoses, two medication changes, one minor procedure, and 17 copays this year

Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

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JD Vance's ideal America is a place with half the GDP where everyone with potential and options gets the fuck out, a shithole that people from countries with actual dynamism visit to watch chintzy 'traditional' dances before going home.

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

Amathus Beach Hotel, Limassol, Cyprus | Colakides & Associates and The Architects Collaborative | 1973 r/brutalism

maybe i am going insane

had to end the trip early because I got norovirus but one of the COOLEST things about bathrooms in Europe is that almost all of them have built in water fountains. I feel like Europe is notorious for never having water anywhere and charging for it at restaurants but I think that’s a misconception-

ranking grandparents by % racist

If you can’t handle me at my Guns, you don’t deserve me at my Roses.

*looks at vote* evidently it is

Dem sens need to all be primaried. Trying to relax and finding the Tame Impala tiny desk a great option on a night like this. youtu.be/xSDfCwDmJNo?...

Sleepy Don!

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

ME: Is he going to make it? DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness ME: *crying* oohwahahahah DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah

Here goes the healthcare.

it ween

When I leave a room and say "See you later", in my head I say *this* next 😆

[at Arby's] may i please have two roast beeves

kershaw in the dodger bullpen

Hope to god kershaw gives up a go-ahead grand slam. Fuck that guy.

I made an image of all the art posted by US DOL on X since approximately Labor Day

getting thrown out of the meat bar after the meattender had to cut me off

It's maybe the most terminal case of Surf Dracula syndrome I've seen in a show. By the end I wanted more but I don't know if that was really true until episode 6 watching through. x.com/topherfloren...

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how come "realism" in games only applies to shit that sucks and not, for instance, the fact that most flashlights do not actually run out of batteries after 3 minutes, and good quality tools will literally outlive you if you take good care of them

Joking in your Young Republican group chat about the mass murder of 6 million people who'd been scapegoated for decades as morally degenerate ethnic/religious outsiders is just locker room talk. Speaking lightly of the murder of Charlie Kirk to your 400 friends on Facebook is a fireable offense.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Donald Trump has died

winner take all playoff extra innings!!! (This is so much better when it’s not your team))

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

So we can have another octogenarian who might die in office? Yeesh.

Ashby struck him out twice and somehow he’s on base.

Fuck Ken Rosenthal

Donald Trump has died

The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.

minnesotan writing an Ope Ed for the local newspaper

Ken Rosenthal knocks over the camera man and gives him a stink eye as he refuses to help him up

I’m a service member, and as my personal opinion, I think this is bad. www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat... My post does not represent the views of the US Government, the Department of Defense, or any branch of service.