I’m so tired of these takes. We have known for more than 10 years that Trump is an ignorant and unintelligent grifter. He’s obsessed with his ego and convinced he wins in all things. This isn’t news and honestly feels too late.

Took them literally billions of dollars to figure out no one wanted this.

Trump doesn’t fundamentally understand anything. He has no interest in learning. I argue he isn’t - and never was - a good businessman because I don’t think he understands business. He stands in front of important people, tells them they want to be a part of what he’s doing, and takes their money.

Right out of the MAGA playbook: if data was on their side, they’d be using it. Just like tariff math, just like ICE abductions, just like Epstein, just like affordability.

The Minneapolis “dirtbag lawyer” challenging ICE detentions—and winning

“He was deceived by Israel” is going to be the story so many people are going to reach for and I think creating this stabbed in the back myth is going to have some really bad consequences down the line.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Absolutely STELLAR portrayal of Trump. No notes.

See also Green Day’s American Idiot.

The 🍊💩🤡👿🐷 is completely untethered to the truth.

I guarantee you he thinks “no quarter” means “not giving 25%.”

The precogs stir in their chamber. I look up at the screen: a vision of me gripping my sides in pain as I clearly poop in my pants while the girl I had a crush on in high school looks on and laughs at me. “Is this a minority report?” I ask “Noooooo” Agatha says as she drifts back underwater…

The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

Idiot plot

A severe lack of interest in reading OR writing words. I need information fast, I need to communicate info to someone else fast. No interest I human connection, personal touch, or just good writing.

Truly a perfect news alert

Every election is the trolly problem. We should do our best to avoid, reduce, modify, and prevent that scenario, but when you are PRESENTED WITH THE TROLLY PROBLEM, you need to make the best choice you can.

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

even calling daylight savings time a bipartisan issue suggests it's partisan at all, yet it may be one of the only government policies that doesn't have any arguable affiliation with a political party. it's simply Bad on its own, with no meaning or purpose in society's current structure

I don’t use it often, but when I need it, man am I grateful for @ifixit.com sending me the Repair Business Tool Kit. So many useful tools, all the bits, suction cups, a magnetic mat… incredible kit.

we bag on the boomers a lot, but they dealt with their mid-life crisis in a good and normal way (buying a red sports car and having an affair with their secretary) whereas Gen X is all "maybe this next genocide will finally make them bring back the square spongebread cafeteria pizza"

IF Hitler gets resurrected using blood from a mosquito like Jurassic Park AND decides to run for office THEN I will be voting for Gavin Newsom because SERIOUSLY what the fuck?

Pack it up, the American experiment has failed.

I gotta stop waking up and immediately reading the news. It is not helpful for my brain 😭

Dear Humans, Stop blaming me for all your bullshit. I don’t even exist. Grow up.

How about you just devote some federal resources to help one of the states in your union combat fraud, you fascists?

SC Justice Alito shouted "you lie" at Obama. Marjorie Taylor Greene yelled "liar" at Biden. Boebert and MTG heckled Biden in 2023. Did we all just forget the past disrespect shown by Republicans? And Dems didn't stand? Fuck this fucking guy.

I have found that Costco is often a good deal, and the only reason I don't buy EVERYTHING there is because I can often get an equal or better deal using my wife's employee discount at the store where she works. The savings I've gotten by buying gas alone pays for the membership.

Come on, come on, everyone bitches when Apple copies a feature that other companies have had for years; where's the anti-Spotify outrage for copying Apple? Hello?

in honor of a certain surgeon general nominee’s hearing today, here is the story of (among other things) the time I tried to take her advice about milk www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

It never really occurred to me that I should doubt when they weighed my onions that the weight was what they said it was. Or that it was government why I didn't doubt the number on the scale.

This is fine. 100% what the founding fathers would've wanted.

Again, Joe Biden stood up at Independence Hall, warned about grave threats to democracy, & we had a National Conversation™️ about how he'd held a Trump rally & politicized the military Trump called Americans "pirates" & Democrats the enemy, in front of SCOTUS & the Joint Chiefs, & he "put on a show"

Breaking: the USPS can now legally refuse to deliver ballots to red districts. Bold strategy, SCOTUS.

If we all know what the n-word is, then those of us with coprolalia might say it. Duh.

Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

I will continue to not tune in.

Sometimes I think about rebooting Twitter so I can connect with various companies or artists, and then something like this is published and I remember why I’m not there. youtu.be/p7ZG_xWYLzI?...

Welcome to America

January 6, 2026 (Awesome karmic date - 5th anniversary of USA Capitol domestic terror attack & pathetic coup attempt!) apnews.com/article/ariz...

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

@notalawyer.bsky.social I can’t decide if I want to go to law school or start a podcast. Do you have any advice?

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

story: minnesotareformer.com/briefs/house...

March 27, 1936: Portraits of the Führer are raised on official buildings across Berlin. This one at the Potsdamer Railway Station reads "Freedom - Peace"

VARNEY: We are told that temperatures of 10 million Kelvin are bad for the human body, is that no longer true? BURGUM: It's true, but those temperatures are required for nuclear fusion, which powers sunshine. So are those temperatures dangerous or necessary for life? We know it's the latter.