One frotdog, please.

hello, interpol? i'd like to report a crime

Articles like this make me so angry. As someone who understands electricity, it's market, and late stage capitalism, everything about this project is grubby and corrupt. This will be a thread on this mess. #nzpoll thespinoff.co.nz/business/15-...

My nephew is telling me he’s a little teapot. Only 5 years old and already a fucking liar like his father.

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

This is the money paragraph for me.

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

I was in the first year of students to do NCEA and vividly recall Helen Clark visiting the University of Canterbury in '05 (the year my cohort would start tertiary education) and being met by a Young National led protest from students who believed their inferiors would now be at university with them

This is exactly why they hate it. Allowing young people to reflect and choose their own path in life is poisonous to an economic ideology built on grinding workers into paste

Reposting this for no particular reason 😉

Why are cybertruck drivers the WORST at parking

Chip is playing Twilight Princess and a cat NPC said to WolfLink that he "smells like that ranch hand, Link." This raises the question of whether Link is an especially good-smelling dog or a pretty bad-smelling boy

you can hear the kazoo desperately fall out of my mouth just so i could get this joke in [Repost from 2019]

If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.

in the 2000s people believed you could use economics to make an apple grow like an orange inside. that's real. Anyway I've been kicked out of yet another farming village for my cowboy ways and must reach a church before sundown. The things that hunt me in the night cannot touch holy ground

Looks like some other countries might end up changing their minds? (Ireland) Probably read that eSafety report that showed the ban was not working and forsaw too much litigation in the works for a ban, decided better to spend it on better regs. Nice!

PM promising solution to immigration problem that doesn't exist, demographer says

A hell of a way for me to find out...

Btw “signals immigration policy” is a New York Times obfuscation bullshit way of describing to the public what the PM just said.

Had a cool dream and I am now writing fanfic of it. I believe this is most commonly called "fiction."

Lmao they wouldn't have listened anyway and will have been dragged further right regardless - they aren't going that way because people make arguments in favour of it, they are going that way because it makes them money.

gotta drill a hole in my head so i can stuff cheese through it (to feed that hamster inside)

Lmao I think someone should shoot him because their constitutions second amendment outright demands "the people" do so because it's "necessary to the security of a free State" - it's not a new trend sweetie pie

Since NZPT first went public, small changes to the Parliament website have rendered many civic-tech applications useless. I’ve written a blog post about this in order to air my frustrations and concerns, and I’m sharing here in case anyone is curious. #AoNZ #NZPol #NZPT

awesome org-wide issue at work today: new customer has the last name null, which fucked up like all of our tables

Hobson’s Pledge is throwing their weight behind the FSU’s attempt to win #InternetNZ board seats. pastebin.com/tX1rKcJ5 If you’re an existing InternetNZ member ensure: your membership is up to date and if not please register prior to May 10th here: members.internetnz.nz #kikorangi #nzpol

This is the funniest question i've ever seen

Look, if you don’t do shit like this, why even be an ancient historic college?

Happy 100, big man

Librarians should be allowed to sigh as long as it's not too loud

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

So the new SMART assessments mandated by the MoE are feeding Kiwi kids' writing samples into an LLM (according to my kid's teacher). The MoE "Guide to SMART" parent resource makes zero mention of this. I think parents might want to know whose plagiarism machine is hoovering up their kids' writing.

when the task requires zero corgis

This is the greatest work of human culture

I think about this comic all the time.

illustration, girl gamer, magazine (2009) archive.org/details/gg-8...

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

australian byd owner:

What I keep coming back to with Musk and his fellow billionaire scum is that, even if they weren't actively killing people which they are, their individual wealth would be enough to solve world hunger which kills 9 million people per annum. They should be remembered as history's greatest monsters.

lmao www.euronews.com/next/2026/05...

goatse you! black emperor

headline: Bluesky is a haven for evildoers average bluesky post: i can’t stop farting, your honor

guy who scrolls on a trackpad with two pointer fingers

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a sycophantic probabilistic bitch". What could this mean?

can't park there mate

My boss tells me what to do even though we're both equally adults.