Make this make sense.

tweets that aged like wine

It’s a nice beer you’ve got there @jpdanner.com shame if something were to happen to it.

On CVE slop: thenewstack.io/ffmpeg-to-go...

An endless theme of my millennial life is perpetual bailouts for irresponsible and reckless corporations.

I think this NVIDIA Enron thing might have slightly jokerfied me. I occasionally laugh and mutter "we are NOTHING like ENRON." It's so funny. Like NVIDIA genuinely does not seem to be like Enron! Right? Why did you mention Enron? Why are you trying to "dodge the Enron allegations"?

I will continue to have my serious issues with center leaning Democrats but this is the needed energy and I appreciate that he's bringing.

You can read my books for free by requesting it for purchase from a library. The library buys it, I get royalties, and you get it for free. And future readers also get my book for free. Easy! Everyone wins!

This just in: It costs more money to make 24 hours of content in Hollywood today than it cost to make two hours of content a decade ago. www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...

evergreen

It also doesn't save any "red tape". It just creates an additional barrier to understanding whats in your food and means the seller can scrape your data. Its a sh*tty solution to a non-problem that places the consumer increasingly at risk. #nzpol

This is JAWDROPPINGLY funny

"Uber geek hall of fame" material.

Not sure who made this, but probably the most accurate representation of the current state of tech to date

I may have said this on RNZ once. I may have been called back to the studio the following week to answer the hate mail.

The thought police have determined you are a risk. Our Microsoft-powered, Palantir-designed, Apple-embedded algorithm has determined you are acting in a high risk way.

How getting New Zealand Back on track is going: yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/luxon-fina...

dude lol

There have been a lot of disgusting and surreal moments in the Oval Office over the last 10 months that disgrace the United States, but Trump publicly dismissing the brutal assassination of a Washington Post journalist as insignificant and blowing smoke up the ass of a despotic butcher is up there

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me

chat is now a good time to dump all of my retirement holdings and rush to withdraw of my money from the bank? i assume thiel has insider trading knowledge like all these ghouls

I don’t know why, and I don’t want to make a big hairy deal out it so ICE’s Special Media Prosecutor Division doesn’t notice, but People Magazine has been incredibly straightforward with their Trump headlines when he’s being a weird old asshole. They’re a quiet Facebook behemoth, so this is good.

Demonstrating that privatising water management is stupid - a 10-year boil water notice and 30 days without tap water all under private management, with the private manager trespassed from the water treatment plant bc he did not pay rent for 7 years.

9 years ago today a @kawaiicon.bsky.social legend was born... @raf.fonseca.org

Yep we have one of those too #nzpol

For the first time ever, I had to make a payment in crypto. I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.

An incredibly Trump-era headline theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

Just sayin' #nzpol

AI is now capable of designing a record-breaking deep sea submersible on its own. This marks a new age of exploration and I encourage all my fellow AI champions to build one and get in it so they can celebrate this achievement from the bottom of the sea.

Good evening! #TitirangiLife

Donald Trump granted 238 pardons and commutations in his first term. In his second, he has issued nearly 2,000. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/RFIBJw

NEW: Welcome to the Great AI Bubble. Yes, it’s here. And yes, it’s going to burst. It’s also got way more in common with the Epstein scandal than you really want to know. open.substack.com/pub/broligar...

I'm sorry, I'm still having a hard time getting over that the owner of the NY Times is in the Epstein files thing and they haven't even acknowledged this in any reporting.

This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)

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I will admit to being completely unprepared for "hot pope" memes

In light of today’s email dump, I will say I have at various times found my way into online discussion spaces containing a fair number of important and powerful men, and it is the greatest cure to imposter syndrome that humanity has yet devised

Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.

oh gawd it got better its absolutely chicago

The term "Luddite" as a pejorative synonym for "technophobe" was a technocrat PR coup; that's not what Luddites were about. They were a labour movement fighting to give workers control over technologies which were advancing w/o oversight and rapidly automating them out of their jobs. Sound familiar?

I really need to get to bed, but I just poked my head out the back door again. This is the view from my deck. All of this is looking south. When the geomagnetic storms are like this, the oval overshoots me and stretches into the US, which is why so many are seeing it tonight. #aurora

Honestly, the IPCA report into the police (mis)handling of the McSkimming case makes for jaw-dropping reading. But it’s 135 pages long so I’ve read it for you. Here’s my report on one of the most serious failures of integrity in modern policing history⬇️⬇️

Hakeem Jeffries tried to do a version of this and failed miserably in getting the thoughts out convincingly on camera

Let’s be clear: this is class warfare. Tens of thousands of working-class Americans are going to die because of this “deal.” Real people. Real deaths. For another tax break for the rich. Those who voted for it — Republicans and Democrats — are on the side the 1%, fighting against the rest of us.

Good evening! #TitirangiLife

This is utterly sickening, particularly the charges under HDCA. Many, many things from the 2021-2023 period of my life in terms of police (in)action related to threats made to me now must be viewed thru this unholy prism. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...

Well, this story just got a lot fucking worse. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon