this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen

He arrived with a crumpled carrier bag eh?

Been off the last two days. Popped sleeling tablet and gone to bed at 9pm both nights. Resulting in 11 & 12 hour sleeps. The world feels a different place.

New Batman

Beautiful x

You used to be able to check your guns in with your luggage on international flights and collect them on arrival.

@gwladruns.bsky.social Mate, as you were in that Russia for ages, have you any idea or recommendations on Azerbaijan?

He absolutely adores @damselgard.bsky.social

Important update for former members of the #FitsThread CC @gerryoberry.bsky.social

The beak's summing up in the David Coote case:

Hotel Ket Guy will return in Avengers:Doomsday.

'OH MATE' can't even begin to get near the Oh Mateness of this.

magical

oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]

@dmedubai.bsky.social One of my old lads, as he leaves ********.

even the most seasoned amongst us would have to brace for 15 INCHES, dear!

HAVE. THAT. #COYB #UTFT #EFC

I can see no grounds for argument.

Could this Burnley vs Everton game BE any MORE Burnley vs Everton?

Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video

Christmas! Mylo did not appreciate his cape. @damselgard.bsky.social

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

@theraygun.bsky.social @julesfoddy.bsky.social Festive watch of Law Abiding Citizen. MURDERSTORM!

HOME. Handsome get.

Mrs G is in Uniqlo Manila. Which means it'll be a very Hareing Christmas in the Gard household again.

At least that means I can go to bed. As there's no chance I'm staying up til 2am for this. #COYB #UTFT #EFC

At this point the judge just be all like: Aw! How can I stay mad at you?!

A hero, someone we can all look up to

Young Mylo is once again pleased to escape doggy day care.

LOOK AT STORMZY GO!

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

One of my all-time favorite clips of Rob Reiner, from his Friars Club Roast in 2000, as he reads aloud Roger Ebert's infamous scathing review of his movie North. The man had an amazing sense of humor about himself. RIP.

On this day 1980: the first ever episode of Magnum starring Tom Selleck.

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Never been happier to see me than when handed back by the driver. Lovely little get.

Mylo continues to distrust doggy day care. But the white pup seems to follow him round, determined to be his friend.

@matthebat92.bsky.social ALL LEEDS AREN'T WE?

As per fucking usual. Cops lie. Press lie. MPs lie. Families campaign in pain and anger. The truth comes out and no one, NO ONE gets punished no cops go to jail. Again and again and again it’s the same story but what is wrong with the justice system? Too many jury trials.

Not saying I'm tired, but I just tried to call the lift with the car key fob.

As a thank you for helping him out a bit this year, my lovely mate (and Speedqueen legend) Danny Kwang got me a PS5 Portal. It's swish. I'm 52 etcetc

You watch Tim Ireogbunam play and wonder if a third PSR points deduction might have been the better choice