Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?

@squattermadras.bsky.social Loving your move into journalism.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

@dmedubai.bsky.social INCREDIBLE. www.linkedin.com/posts/ks-fmg...

Tax podcasts.

Spent over an hour trying to print one single sheet of paper. I've still not achieved it. How's your day?

@dannywallace.bsky.social Your protestations in constant praise of parmesan cheese suggests to me that you are in thrall to Big Parma.

Just so you know lads, we won last night because I'd gone to bed ill early so didn't watch. As such, I'll not be watching at the weekend. #COYB #UTFT #EFC

Mylo is not enjoying his long weekend at doggy day care.

When I arrive at the party

NOT SO GOOD AFTERNOON

GOOD MORNING.

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any home secretary was gonna take it, so he hid it, in the 1 place he knew he could: his ass. 5 long years then he died & gave it to me & I hid it up my ass for 2 years. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

MONDAY

Now do the royals

Very happy, settled boy now.

At the

@itsjoels.bsky.social Very much enjoyed the Naomi Campbell story. Anything you'd like to share on Jay Aston? Ms Jay Aston?

I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

This is incredible

Still bloody waiting lads.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

@infinitejest.bsky.social I've just seen that Manchester United footballists are up to 2nd in the league. How and when did this happen?! Have I misjudged their Portugese maverick?

Someone is teething.

@dannykelly.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/bsrg...

Soon be time for Everton.

@dmedubai.bsky.social Well, isn't this a surprise? bsky.app/profile/alis...

Mamdani's Noo Yawk, where apparently everyone on the street can just drop mad freestyle bars at a moments notice. ♥️ youtu.be/0Y_X33XCMko?...

The first thing Zohran Mamdani needs to do when he takes office is Free Luigi Mangione

I have watched this about twenty times on a loop.

Oh wow did you hear about the mysterious fire next week

@jasonkincade.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/meid...

A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

Just waiting on one more document for the Oirish passport lads.

Today all I can think of is a re-release of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? BUT, Bob Hoskins is to be edited out and Bob Mortimer greenscreened in.

Hours before this he was bragging about how he supposedly aced a cognitive exam.

Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.

NEED.

IPTV locked up and no streams loading.

if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mylo has now quite conclusively settled in.

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.

"Graphic design is my passion"; Landmark renovation edition.