Never thought I'd be on Team Hezbollah, but here we are.

We'd not heard any missiles launched for 24 hours and some internal flights were happening, so seemed quite promising. But now my guys have seen loads more drone interceptions and the US Consulate is in flames. Ah well.

not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline

Just remembered it'd have been Norm's 86th birthday today. He was fucking brilliant and I miss him terribly. If your Dad is still about, give him a call eh?

THOMAS THE DANK ENGINE!

About those flags ... Hannah Spencer (remember her?) has a few ideas ...

Cannot wait to see LinkedIn takes on the drone and missile attacks.

@dmefolke.bsky.social classic of the genre

I will, of course, be opening the boozer as normal today.

Well lads, we've had an emergency warning to shelter in place and stay away from windows. Heard missiles going off from by ours all day. Got to say it's pretty shit. 0/10 Would not recommend.

This new Scrooged reboot looks a bit shit

Never thought I'd be on Team Iran, but here we are.

In the second picture that is quite clearly three children in an overcoat with fake arms who are trying to get into an R-rated movie.

everything from the fit of the jacket to that head tilt as he says it is so completely Brass Eye i actually cannot cope

Great scenes in Manchester.

@infinitejest.bsky.social Was certain that the first post I'd see today would be you saying Hannah Spencer is your new crush!

Denton and Gorton this morning.

Meanwhile the second biggest winner in this situation (behind the Greens) is whoever gets to explain to Kemi this morning what "losing your deposit" means.

Best t-shirt ad ever.

@discopath.bsky.social are we sure @wesellboxes.bsky.social is away down south? bsky.app/profile/scot...

I love that Sir Lindsay "Deep Throat" Hoyle couldn't resist telling the world that it was none other than he who grassed up Mandelson. Absolute lad.

We're hitting Batman vs Superman levels of shite.

The Bone Temple is bloody hard work lads.

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed

That first half in full:

@theraygun.bsky.social @julesfoddy.bsky.social WE'RE GOING IN ON GREENLAND 2. #Geostorrrrrrmmmmmmm

Virginia Giuffre died aged 42.

The internet is wild

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

Uncanny.

ok had to draw this too

Get on Tokyo's sale.

“Get your crown on, you’re nicked”

Olympic highlight in this house.

i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet

People are counting Keir Starmer out, saying he's done, but not me. I reckon he's got plenty more completely avoidable fuck ups in him.

@wrongtom.bsky.social Eh Tom, isn't it time for another visit To Tom's Mum?

MONDAY

SUNDAY

Met a lad from Palestine. He’s been in Liverpool for over a week now. He knows nobody and has nothing. We’ve given him food/clothes he’s been to play footy with the DJK House crew. . If you can donate, please do so here: paypal.me/DJKHouse I’m gonna take him shopping for toiletries etc

#Punching #ValentinesDay The absolute best thing to ever happen to me. @damselgard.bsky.social

I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱

Slim-Fast rep, 1990s.

Lovely stuff.

@theraygun.bsky.social Sir... Primate, thumbs up?

Intended an early night, but I'm close to levelling up in The Outer Worlds 2. #Im53