wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

Me and my friends would’ve killed *delivery robots* with hammers I can tell you that much

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

It's so cool when you see celebrities in the crowd at the World Cup. #BRAJPN

@neilgrayson.bsky.social Happy Birthday top man.

One week til my longest holiday in fourteen years.

Watching the video from The Ring on my phone so she comes out of my screen real tiny and I can just put her in a mug

Margaret Thatcher April 9th 2013

And den hi go take dem to di bowling alley

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

I'm chiitan Japanese crazy mascot ポイ捨ては許しませんっ☆

Just had our first missile alert in a couple of months lads. Although thankfully followed three minutes later by the all-clear. Both greeted with cheers by my regulars.

@hyacsho.bsky.social STEAM SALLLEEEEEEEEEE. Bought four games for 39aed! youtu.be/CynRnEWF9sw?...

Just to update, it's better than Breaking Bad.

Assistant VAR clearly a bluenose.

Where did all go so wrong, Monkey George Best?

LFG.

Imagine dying on the front lines because you were simply too horny.

@neilgrayson.bsky.social A lad on an Everton podcast has just said we should get Marsch in. My head has fallen off.

I reckon at Cabinet they've just wheeled a telly in and put on a film

While browsing Airbnb's I came accross this place where the host 'Dave', an ex school head teacher, absolutely berates anyone who leaves even a 4* review 😅🤦. Will post some of the reviews and responses in this thread below 🍿😅

My candidates for PM are down to a manageable four.

this reads like he is some child-emperor disposing of his ill-suited and scheming viziers

Only just getting round to Better Call Saul. It's ace.

What if Keir Starmer turns up tomorrow with a sick fade and just point-blank refuses to admit that he is under any pressure. Is there a plan in place for that?

I miss my Dad. Ring your bloody Dad if you can.

@reid6peter.bsky.social Happy Birthday Reidy, you are the absolute best.

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

Congratulations to Andy Burnham for winning The Masked Singer.

‘Why aren’t your lot stopping the boats, pal’

Keir Starmer is robbing the under 16s of stuff like this smh

I'm no retail expert, but if I owned a supermarket I simply wouldn't put the chocolate aisle directly next to the reeking fish stall.

Beautiful #AlwaysPunchNazis

thinking about this dog again

Occupational Health Card medical day today, when they Gillian McKeith me. Worst day of the year? Hard for me to say. Also, yes.

The only social media ban I support is banning working age people from using linked in

Someone's just ordered a roast. With the meat on a side plate.

Did you see the sign today about hobbies?

@theraygun.bsky.social @julesfoddy.bsky.social Sadly this is a bad bad film, not a good bad film. But 97 mins for the win. youtu.be/MeTz-fHu2FU?...

ok, all in for Mexico now

Soon be time for Everton again. #COYB #UTFT #EFC

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

Just had the pest control lad in. Thankfully Mylo spending the night at doggy day care. Pretty confident this is the end of days for flies in our gaff, as I feel like it's currently 50/50 I'll survive the fumes.

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand