Blimey. That’s a turn up then.

Had faggots, chips and peas for tea. I guess I’m now officially northern

ohhhhhhhhhh it's a typo, we're expecting a RAPTOR not a RAPTURE

Dickie Bird is an icon of cricket for me, seeing him stood behind the stumps was as much a part of summer as listening to TMS #RIPdickieBird

Leeds friends. Can anyone recommend any pubs near Roundhay Park? NB: well up to speed with the wonderful Chapel Allerton

RAPTCHA

90 minutes of funk-soul-jazz-prog-afro-nyah-rock from the British Isles circa ‘67-76 featuring Cymande, The Equals, Danta, The Chequers, The Mohawks, Brian Auger etc etc www.mixcloud.com/Dubstack/dj-...

Started the day today by pulling a half eaten kebab including the wrapper out my dogs mouth on the walk 🤦‍♂️

Rapture day today is it? I can get onboard with that youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

Remind me... is it recycling rapture this week, or general waste rapture?

Discovered my youngest dog doesn’t like Stan Tracey but does like Alice Coltrane and Matthew Halsall

Reading my book, listening to Stan Tracey and drinking peppermint tea. Rock and or fucking roll me.

Yes

Of course, certain dogs with smaller vocabularies rely on the fact that they can just lie there and if the object is really important somebody will bring it to them eventually. www.scientificamerican.com/article/dogs...

Imagine throwing a fit over a 2% tax when you have billions of dollars.

In "fucked-up shit you didn't need to see today…" (Enjoy!) Do a screengrab or tap and hold the screen to see which teletubby you are.

Technologically advance a band. Evo

I will never not look at the American obsession with sky fairies and not be filled with bafflement, surprise and a feeling of pure comedy at the stupidity of it all

Had a fantastic roast at the local, first time I’ve eaten there since it got new management but fuck me was it pricey. Three roasts, side of cauliflower cheese an ale and two ciders and didn’t get much change from a ton 😳

my brother you invented a casio

*Spouse* Can you gently agitate these eggs for a few minutes? *Me, to eggs* You were once dinosaurs! What happened to you?

Just back from hull. Proper long day out, football was awful, the pubs were brilliant, the rain was annoying. As much as I’d squinny I’ll still repeat it in a week or so

This is full on Partrdige from gbeebees

The new Mitchell and Webb thing is shit isn’t it?

Andrew WK never had these problems.

To hull and back tomorrow for me

Took the dog to the vet to get his arthritis jab so he’s obviously now sulking with me by moving to a different bed every time I come near

Proper news! www.bbc.com/news/article...

I enjoy pointing out to SEO folk that the introduction of the alt attribute (HTML 1.2, June 1993) predates the introduction of the first modern search engine (JumpStation, December 1993). It was always designed and intended as an accessibility feature.

Doing some switch testing for an audit and the site I’m testing has captchas everywhere, and yeah I’m close to throwing the laptop at the wall now

If you're on #LinkedIn, this is the link for declining their use of your data for training their AI models: www.linkedin.com/mypreference...

Damn they look amazing, how have I never tried one!? Also have the Americans found this and stated doing their racism yet?

This just horrible. What is wrong with people at the DWP? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Unpopular opinion: 1)What is happening in America is hugely concerning. 2) It is in both Britain‘s and Europe's interest to work closely together. 3) Neither Brits nor Europeans can afford to openly break with the US right now. 4) Making the most of that impossible situation is very hard.

Offft that’s the headline right there 😂🫡

I’d rather for swimming in a pool full of people with norovirus than be at the table tbf

Caught them at last!

My biggest achievement? I once got a Kit Kat that was only chocolate. No biscuit.

I am shocked. SHOCKED I tell you. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

When I interview people for jobs my favourite answer is “I don’t know”. It shows far more about the character of a person to say they don’t know something in an interview, and none of us can know everything

Oh. That doesn’t seem right

We're hiring a Lead Technical Writer to join our UCD leadership team on GOV.UK One Login. Salary £67,972 - £83,027.

Brits (and other northern Europeans)! The name of the capital of Catalonia is Barcelona. Barça is a football club. It's like calling London Spurs. :) And "Barca" which you also hear a lot means boat in Spanish and Catalan.

There is something deeply wrong with this culture, joyless and devoid of community. “Marty Kausas, the 28-year-old founder of a company called Pylon, for example, told the WSJ that he primarily eats prepackaged meals-in-a-tin from Blueprint”

She's building up to it.

Our schedule for this year's edition is available for reading ahead of the event! Why not check out and see if any talks are of interest to you? #id24 #accessibility #InclusiveDesign inclusivedesign24.org/2025/schedule/

Right battled with one shitty flight app, I’m going to leave easy jet till tomorrow because I don’t hate myself that much. Might have a brandy

Amazing trying to sort out the app for my flights and it won't accept my surname because it's too long. Given the airline is a spanish airline and my name is a spanish surname that's some proper bullshit

Just had some dark chocolate orange and it’s not even Xmas. In your face tradition

Booking flights to go to Spain, sadly not for the reason I would want