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#BanTheBang petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Yay! I’m famous!!!

Ahhh Wales

I’m so glad it’s not snowing. Couldn’t imagine shovelling snow in ðis heat

If Musk has broken up wið Trump, does it mean right wingers will start abandoning Twitter as well? #TwitterIsDead

It’s an actual photo

#LisaTheRainbowGiraffe leaf be upon her

Me going to ðe shops… it’s not happening is it?

#Ukulele #CollectiveNoun it’s a Strum

Apparently Trump guitars are made in China, who knew?

Looks like I’ve got cat shaped dead pixels in my tv screen #CatDad

Fucking brilliant. Artwork: @badtastegoodcause.bsky.social Video: Instaphil: www.instagram.com/p/DGbZIQgTPeW/ #theylive #makebillionairesevenricher #submit #stayasleep

@gutsickgibbon.bsky.social if you’ve not seen, it’s pretty interesting and incredibly cute youtu.be/drEfteACl-E?...

American patriots know how to discern good and evil.

When I actually got recognised for being good at a trick www.facebook.com/share/v/168E...

@visitwakefield.bsky.social can’t wait to sample it’s delights

Spurs get spursy, it’s inevitable

Twenty-six years ago today George Harrison penned a note singing the praises of the ukulele. People should heed his advice, methinks. #ukulele

@davidpakman.bsky.social if you’ve not seen it, watch ðis, it’s absolute gold! Batshit crazy, unhinged, but gold. It’s a conversation wið MAGA Kurt Schlichter. It doesn’t go well youtu.be/fGR-HJvUiE0?...

@susiedent.com hi Susie, can you help wið settling an argument. I live in Yorkshire and I used ðe slang term for a “Rabbit” as “Junny bun” according to google it doesn’t exist and my boss said she’s never heard of it. I’ve been saying it all my life. Is ðere a record of it anywhere?

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Exactly what I would like to see, a ban on the private sale and use of fireworks. We should also move away from using fireworks at public demos. Instead, let's embrace the tech we have in light shows and drones - it's just as impressive, quieter, and safer. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

Over the last few months, I've heard from hundreds across the country, and MPs from all parties, urban and rural, that our fireworks laws aren't working, it's causing havoc for people's lives. Today I hope we debate my Bill to ban the loudest from sale, tighten licensing, and review online sales.

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I am very pleased that, even if briefly, my Fireworks Bill was given time in the House of Commons for discussion today. It was particularly good to hear from colleagues across the country who support my Bill on the issues they have in their own constituencies. 🎇 The campaign continues!

Looks legit to me

@jamie-webster.bsky.social if you’re on Facebook, little Isaac is having a little sing song on ðe Uke www.facebook.com/share/r/1Dnr...

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President Musk is going to save ðe LGBTQ community in America. Here’s an undoctored photo, no need for fact checking

🇨🇳 Drone shows in China are incredible.

@gutsickgibbon.bsky.social I do love watching Bigfoot evidence. I’m still unconvinced but it’s an interesting take on ðe Patterson Gimli footage youtu.be/WOSsUZLiuZA?...