Wakefield Tourism Executives are legally allowed to requisition shoppers' shopping trolleys in the event of an emergency.

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Step aboard the legendary Trans-Wakefield Express and journey in timeless elegance. Savour gourmet dining, unwind in luxurious cabins, and relive the golden age of travel. More than a trip, an unforgettable adventure in glamour, romance, and style. Departs Westgate 🚂 🚃🚃🚃 Arrives Kirkgate

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News: Yorkshire Water announce hosepipe ban starting next week.

Is this Katie Melua's less successful follow-up single?

China: A billion dead...

Thousands of students left without any education across Wakefield...

Wakefield was completely destroyed today due to a...

Trying to work out which toilet cubicle to use at work that's likely to have seen the least action so far this morning.

When my mum didn’t want to do something she used to say “I’d rather show my arse in Woolworths’ window” - Was that a universal saying in the 90s or just my mum?

Watching the Middle Class Olympics on BBC 2.

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Travel: A lorry carrying wallpaper and paint, has colided with another lorry carrying baubles and tinsel, shedding their loads over a veteran soldier. Reports say he was the most decorated officer in his regiment.

Everytime they say "Mesdames, messieurs", my brain finishes it off with "Le disc-jockey Sash est de retour". #WinterOlympics

Is it his fault they're tearing The Ridings down? His depravity knows no bounds.

Ahh shit!

Ahh nooooooo 🙁 genuinely gutted to hear that the Ridings Shopping Centre is to be demolished - it's a gem of 1980s design, totally unique, which at one time was one of the largest shopping centres in the region (no wonder they're having trouble filling it.) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

By Ruth Wilde.

Browsing my photos from about 10 years ago. This is the camera roll of a social media influencer.

Lofthouse Interchange - Heritage Open Day. 6th February. Guided tours of the bridges and underpass. High-vis vests supplied.

When you mute your microphone and let rip an thunderous air biscuit, then remember it's not an online meeting.

As an ex e-learning developer, I can confidently say this will be a terrible learning experience. I cannot wait to rip it to shreds. Here's what the Free AI Training will look like 🧵 1/

Check your learning time! AI Hallucinations happen. Does this mean AI tools that hallucinate are fit for purpose in critical platforms and systems? a) Yes b) Yes, obvs c) Yes, it's all cool d) Yeah, be chill, why you gotta be like this? 11/

58 music, singing and dancing licenses in the city of Wakefield with a population of 36,815. There was an increase in female drunkenness as females finished their sentences in Wakefield Gaol before being met by their friends upon release. being met by their friends upon release. /2

The Brewster Sessions published in the Yorkshire Evening Post from 26 August 1896 confirmed there were 115 licensed victuallers, 32 beerhouse keepers, 39 licensed to sell beer off the premises, 15 licensed to sell spirits, wines & sweets not to be consumed on the premises, 2 billiard licences & /1

I was going to sing a song about the time I went to the gym dressed as the 6th letter of the alphabet, but I'm toned F.

My personal insecurities all come from that time I slow cooked a goose and let it rest at the bottom of the larder, only for my wife to use it for air rifle target practice, leading to low shelf confit dents.

Work hack: Worried your manager is looking over your shoulder whilst you work? Simply open this webpage everytime they are nearby.

Never mind all this depressing news malarkey, why not do yourself a favour and take 45 minutes out and watch this? As you'd expect, it's glorious. youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?...

I keep getting adverts on Insta for this. Apparently I could "spin up a Kubernetes cluster in minutes". I'm not sure what one is. The picture of a duck isn't helping.

*regrets posting some old photos of Wakefield on FB

Going through some old stuff and found some autograph books of my Great Grandma and Grandma. I guess in a way it was a bit like the social media of the day. There's some interesting posts.

Absolutely flawless transcript from a voicemail. AI remaining undefeated.

News: POTUS invited to speak at the Senate on 15th March.

In 2016, Wakefield Corporation made the move from Charabancs to more modern covered buses. #WakeyPedia

{Karoline Leavitt in a shop} Cashier: That'll be $15.23 please. KL: No it's $17.49. C: Sorry ma'am the register says... KL: That's not a register it's a fish. C: This is store poli... KL: This isn't a store... C: ?!?

There was a time when I'd have boastingly showed off a picture of my new car with exacting specs. These days though... Look at this shiny new bad boy! 4 ovens, 5 gas burners, ceramic hot plate.

My January challenge is to not buy a 5 pack of Cream Eggs every time I go to the supermarket. It's not going very well so far.

Ad: Are you a cheapskate? Wow your loved ones by replacing the 49p birthday card sticker with a £10 one. Only 49p for 100. "Oops, I forgot to take the price off...".

Sad news about Dr Graham today. A name that's popped up on my timeline and had many interactions for nearly 10 years. Glad to have known him.

*walks into Cern "Bloody hell, can't believe you've got the Large Hadron Colider on? Couldn't you have managed with the small one!?". Clearly a Yorkshire Man.

*stops festive drinking *reverts back to regular drinking

Notice: Anyone caught looking at the sky this evening without a fireworks ticket will be arrested.

Hey @visitwakefield.bsky.social Look what I just found!

It's Tuesday and no, it's not difficult to keep track.

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Found some videos. Some great friends on here. And maybe a dodgy one. drive.google.com/file/d/1dumV...

It was actually a Tweet I did about Christmas cards that got me hooked on twitter and eventually led to me setting up Visit Wakefield. It wasn't this Tweet, this is another classic from Dec 2019.

Just wanted to get this in early (as is traditional).