This you @visitwakefield.bsky.social ? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'd just like to say that as a serious tourism account, I won't entertain undermining British politics and supporting a candidate who is evidently a joke, with no serious policies. Therefore, I announce that I will be endorsing Count Bin Face in the upcoming Clacton election.

I hear they’ve got a castle in Kent too. Land grabbing hipsters.

Apparently the designer outlet at junction 32, which is in Glasshouton, near Castleford and within the Wakefield District is now called "Designer Outlet Leeds". What a crock of shit.

#VisitWakefield present Rhubarb Puffs. Just add sugar, milk, sugar and sugar for a delicious breakfast.

Lovely sitting in the garden with chilled Radio 6, a cold no-hito and the live pigeon sex show.

How can you take this pre match chat seriously when they're sitting on a big girder above the New York skyline?

Thinking of buying one of those legionella spreading misters like they have in shit bars and restaurants in Spain.

That’s where they store the kool aid men

24 hour access required!

A party political message from the Reform Party: Bins are infecting our society, many imported from Europe and beyond, not understanding our ways. Do you want bins on every street corner, coveting our most innocent refuse and demanding emptying by the public purse? Don't vote bins, vote Farage.

Adverts I've been fed today: -Tired of washing smelling musty after drying inside?... -Sick of the British weather, go and work in sunny Spain... I think the algorithm needs to be linked to the weather forecast.

Wakefield Westgate sounds like the name of a Reform councillor.

Has anyone noticed that after nearly 30 years of no corn trading in the Leeds Corn Exchange, corn sellers have started taking to the streets? @loudribs.bsky.social

*stitches on footage match for the last 30 mins*

Trump: Good luck playing the rest of your games without any balls or stradiums.

The roads haven't been gritted once since the local election!

There might be some conflict in my neighbours' house for the next England match.

Stood here listening to my paella.

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Years ago when Huddersfield Bus Station announced they were going to play classical music to stop folk fighting, I was there on the first Friday night of the experiment, and they were blasting “Mars, Bringer of War” from Holst’s Planets Suite over the speakers. Splendid stuff!

Playing classical music in Wakefield bus station has had a dramatic effect on the atmosphere here. Before. After.

Breaking News: There are unconfirmed reports that a receipt printer at McDonald's Snow Hill is working.

C'mon sun.

Nobody seems to like my Offspring lyric related jokes. That's okay 'cause I've got no self-esteem.

Come on you lions. Don't forget what you represent. Let's win this one for England, Normandy, and Aquitaine.

Spent an evening in Barry Island last night, hoping for a traditional night of Rarebit, Cawl, warm ale and fighting. Instead I found street food, craft ale, wine bars and party bingo. Even Saltaire have got their mitts in.

Dammit, can't believe I missed the chance to meet the Cheeky Girls last night.

It's a proper mini-break.

-Oh dammit, we've run out of milk. *gets in car, turns on air conditioning, takes long route to the supermarket, browses supermarket very slowly, takes long route home* -Oh dammit, we've run out of coffee. Repeat

If you're travelling to Wakefield, here's our heatwave advice: Take of your shirt, you'll be a lot cooler when the sun can get to your skin. Drink plenty of alcohol. Keep yourself drunk then you won't notice the dehydration. Wear maximum factor 8 sun cream, otherwise you won't get a decent tan.

We've just finished fitting an air conditioned dome over Wakefield city centre. #VisitWakefield

17YO made me sticky toffee buns for father's day. Apparently it's the heat that made them go like this.

Eeee it's close.

Prediction: Burnham becomes MP. Campaigns for leadership challenge. Harry Hill's song goes viral. Burnham becomes PM and brings in PR and dissolves monarchy. Harry Hill voted President of new republic. youtube.com/shorts/RZtXR...

My youngest daughter is getting into the pun game.

- Yeah, all theses Turks have got such a good work ethic, you don't get that in England these days. - So true...... So when you going back home. - Thursday, but I might phone in sick for work and stay until Saturday.

✅ trips from Cas to the Mining Museum that involve an obligatory stop at the coach drivers cousin’s leather factory and / or olive oil farm

What we really need is a compulsory Large Mezze Tray rule

Taking notes from Turkey to improve Wakefield's tourism industry: ✅ A huge basket of bread with every meal, even if its just one person eating, or the meal is largely bread based. ✅ Shop keepers calling everyone "my friend" whilst standing in the doorway so you can't get in the shop.

Wikipedia 2030: Donald J Trump was the 45th and 47th US President. During his tenure, he adopted controversial right wing policies which often infringed human rights. Eventually his popularity plummeted and he was deposed due to hiring a cowboy to refurbish his pool.

Where and why are you going on holiday? Just Kos.

This was an interesting find. Zeki Müren's house in Bodrum. He was a very popular musician in Turkey and slowly changed his identity to help pave the way for cross-dressers in this conservative society.

Haven't you seen them in Thornes Park 😁

"Everywhere you go, always..."

Not sure how to pronounce this.

Apparently this is an "ancient wonder". They must have liked piles of stones in ancient times. The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus

Hydration break = Ad break

Currently reading a translation of Plato's Repiblic. It's a tough read, TBH, it's tempting to read the notes and not the translated text. It's basically written in ancient Greek text speak. My hope was that there must be something to take away, being such a seminal text.

Municipal Cafe with a castle view. About £2.50 a pint. Well played Turkey.