probably kinda fun to be one of those athletes who's "a cancer in the locker room".. multi billion dollar organization and you're single handedly ruining it just by being annoying

Hank puts his hand on Peggy's shoulder, unaware that 20,000 volts of electricity are currently running through her body

Light-skinned women eat ass, and they have the mustache to prove it.

The rich people of today only have two ideas: 1. Let’s kill everyone 2. I need a bunker so after we kill everyone I can emerge from underground, spread my wings like a peacock, and continue to be rich

Happy May Day ✊

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He should have melted it in aqua regia

hello, NSFW artists. while using pay/pal you may have seen this prompt. this is the devil speaking to you. do not listen. do not ever keep a goddamn dime in your account. transfer that shit out immediately ASAP. if they find out you do comms, let alone NSFW comms, they will take all of it. fuck them

the Knicks are leading 60-19, which is actually higher than the scoring margin on the scoreboard in this Space Jam gag before it says "kinda one sided isn't it"

i realized i was seriously sitting here browsing porn while eating fries so i had to illustrate that

randomly watching double dragon neo geo replays on youtube. go oh okay lets peek at comments i guess. find a new type of guy who has timestamped literally any time marian attacks with her ass

@ the tech industry: take notes. These can only work for enterprise customers. For everyone else you gotta put in effort.

The Wachowskis built 1.5 miles of highway for their Reloaded set piece, got 300 some cars from GM that were not deemed to be road safe for consumers, and after filming one of the five best car chases in cinematic history, recycled all that material into affordable housing in Mexico

.: STRANGER OF PARADISE :.

i came up with a new product. the Turd Sucker 2000. it’s not what you think. and it doesn’t work

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

My brother shared this in the family whatsapp so coming to a work place near you the best email ever

Getting Better at Games ♟️ grassyvalley.thecomi...

REP. MARK ALFORD: Comey is a very intelligent man. I would assume he knows what '86' means. When you 86 the order, you kill the order. When you 8647, that is tantamount to saying 'kill the president' KEILAR: When you 86 an order, you don't kill the food ALFORD: It's the same principle

“Why are you single?” Ex stabbed me, can’t afford the therapy needed to figure out why that turned me on.

There's something hilarious about like "Wow, a lot of people hate this guy. What can we do about that?" Impeachment OR he can TRY to do things people actually want Those are your options here

The funniest thing about modern social media is its just morons investing in bullshit, saying "We'll find a way to make it make money later! For now: everyone is using it! Yay!" 'later' when they NEED money, they can't figure it out, so they do anything to SAVE money and make everyone leave

immensely funny to me that the mods have been getting super defensive about the AI vibe-coding stuff, and then they turn around and release a new image scroll feature all "ha HA, THERE, nerds," and we all hate it not because it's necessarily AI but because it sucks and their UX design sense is bad

I'm proud to debut my new fan audio drama series Clair Obscur: The Madness of Love on the anniversary of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33's release! madnessoflove.ink #ClairObscur #Expedition33 @expedition33.bsky.social @kepler-interactive.bsky.social

SF編も超すごいよな…！！！！！！ #ライブアライブ

I am going to stop Mr. Domino.

free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

//IT'S THE BEGINNING//

playing Look Outside is like "oh. oh that's comfort. that's comfort of my gore character"

EL HECHICERO. CON SUS PODERES.

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead! DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

We're just Normalmon #digimon #animation #blender

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

So offering to sell it didn't work. Offering free trials didn't work. So now you're just forcing nitro on me without my solicitation or consent in the hopes I'll realize I really did want it after all. Stay classy, Discord.

white people when they find out they can share memes with the n word in it by covering up the racial slur with the ninja emoji

Women’s quarters #starfox

Once again: corporate-approved horny. Baldur's Gate and The Witcher and Cyberpunk will not be banned on Twitch, while less lascivious indie games are banned from sale. Horny is an increasingly relevant Cultural Trend, and culture must be consolidated into the hands of capital.

everyone's on moon child rn but you can pick any random amiga game and the odds are good you're about to get blasted with the dance anthem of the next 5 centuries

Street Fighter movie looks silly, as it should. No more gritty video game movies. I don't need to watch Crash Bandicoot dealing with real problems. Trying to get custody of his kids or whatever

Akinator was so good a decade ago and now you say an animal and you spend the next 20 questions fighting it off so it doesn't pick Loona.

"porn artists are great at anatomy" is one of the biggest clout farming lies I see circulating all the time. I've seen you people put balls and buttholes in unbelievable locations

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it "Dumplings With Peas" "Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

Both HEAVY METAL and ROCK N RULE are on Tubi right now, and that somehow feels like it should be illegal.

"Smithers, who is that delightful green gadabout?" "That's Moon Child, sir. You, uh, recently acquired the power to be his friend."