Oh, that's why my metrics have taken a dive recently - Twitch pushed a new update that doesn't count someone as a viewer if they don't have the Twitch tab in focus RIP everyone who watches streams in the background, Twitch has no idea how people actually use their platform

inspired by recent wisdom of scott the woz:

Disco!

Some Tech CEO every day: "You don't get to own things now. I own your refrigerator. If you say mean things about me I will turn off your fridge and spoil all your dairy and eggs and meat. If you don't like it you go to jail." People in my mentions: "Lmao are you REALLY a luddite? smh"

My cats are so frickin dumb

serial killers often fixate on minute improvements to their methodology in the desperate hope mastering their method of choice will make the rush of their first kill return, and I think tech guys are rapidly getting to that point now

My zoomer friend: the site i watch anime on got taken down. Me, rubbing the scar i got from using Kazaa: give me a moment... unlimited seed ratio

'No Seeders Found' I'll fix that.

If there was no real people involved in the creation, then it's all fake. It's all imaginary. No harm is being committed by it existing, and thus nobody is being protected if it's banned. The incestuous feral babyfur gore vore hypnosis shit and piss art isn't actually hurting anyone.

I'm losing patience with people who justify whatever dumb thing they're doing with AI by insisting that "everybody" uses AI. Like there's this assumption that everyone else is secretly using AI for everything while judging them for it.

One of the funniest weapons in God Hand is the RPG. You think that since it's a gun, you'd just hit attack to fire it right? Wrong! That lets you beat people with the fucking launcher.

hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz

I do gotta give it to bob hoskins, for how charming he plays mario in that you would not guess he was undergoing the deepest hell of his life during filming

Imagine getting put in the healing chamber from Dragonball Z and coming out a different skin color

Someone pointed out to me last weekend that the Brak maquette was crazy expensive. It is. But how much is my prototype, then? And how much more would it be if I signed it?

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

Not a single person has yet been able to answer my fundamental question about AI “writing”: why would someone want to play a game that nobody even bothered to write?

comics and cartoons are so “for kids” that you have to speak up when it’s explicitly not and that even “adults may” read them too if they so wish.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

The conversation with @patstaresat.bsky.social and @wooliewoolz.bsky.social on the latest podcast got me thinking about what IS a glup shitto

One thing I appreciate about old internet humor is how blunt it was. Look at this image. Adding ANYTHING ruins the joke. It's perfect. Why? Because some guy on a message board went "I really want to dunk on this game, what's the least work I can do to get my point across." Pure Distilled Comedy.

Draw your FAVORITE CHARACTER!

Genuinely, I think if they could have kept the greed in check for one more decade we'd have been cooked There really was dropping interest in piracy, fewer folks using torrents, and those who did often did lazy searches for pirate streamers that're easier to kill But they couldn't help themselves!

i dont know why i cant draw normal smut #furry #furryart

wtf do you mean they scheduled International Women's Day on the only 23 hour day of the year

spent the night playing CS 1.6 at a LAN party for a friend's birthday and its crazy we solved the multiplayer FPS in 2000, and then decided to spend the next 26 years making them worse in every way imaginable

does anyone know what it's called when a random small segment of your skin/muscles just beneath the surface of the skin randomly starts twitching/contracting/percolating.

To the Massad agent who ran into the public bathroom like Stewie Griffin and measured my foreskin, good luck with the information you stole under false pretenses. I've been stretching and receiving reduction surgeries for years, it's never the same length just to keep the Zionist scum off my trail.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I propose a new law: Anyone who expresses support for an offensive war shall immediately be drafted to fight in it. No exceptions and no exemptions for any reason, including disability or service as a government official in any office. Presidents and congressmen shall fight in any war they start.

some drawing advice that is very serious

Wow @buzzfeed.com really thinking deleting kyra’s posts is gonna go well. I hope whoever they’ve got running their social media googles “Streisand effect” Also fuck genAI and fuck replacing creators/VAs with AI slop

seeing that the guy who codes this website actually just lets AI do it entirely, and that he, at one point, dipped his phone in a pool to cool it down, irreparably damaging it I no longer have a fear of failure I'm cured

This finna be in my head for a week.

I'm very upset about this! This is making me feel very strong "going to become The Joker" emotions!

Hey so I'm thinking about switching to Linux for obvious reasons, but I don't know if I can give up Clip Studio Pro for drawing. Is there an alternative out there with an actual Linux version that is comparable for linework? I'm willing to pay money for it (unless it's a subscription).

The Pittsburgh Press February 03,1908

Just feelin' like posting this one again.

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

me: brain: MADNESS IS TOO FUCKING LONG me: FIFTY FIFTY SPLIT www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeLz...

Do you care about things? The AI companies want to stop that. Their product, more than any other invention in human history, is training you to stare dead-eyed while a machine serves you a stream of mediocrity

"Robotnik's Surprise Cutscene" (Link: The Faces of Evil, 1993)

The best people in my life have been Trans people. Their presence is a truth so immutable, a depth of awareness so vast, I could never imagine returning to how I had lived previously to them sharing it with me. If you do not have Trans people's backs right now, then I will never have your back, ever

Punk in the park is just capitalist who wanted to use their capital to make money off punk. They don’t give a shit about the community or marginalized people punk is supposed to stand for. It was obvious that they chose to platform anti-vaxxers for money lol like cmon.

I think there's some just something about being a person whose entire thing is they post about games and game design where there's a worm living in your brain and occasionally the worm makes you say really stupid shit for no reason

Heat Miser be like