Michelle Obama had to deal with an exponentially worse avalanche of stuff compared to Melania, I don’t recall the former being this unhinged and weird in public about it

Raise some glasses. gizmodo.com/gerry-conway...

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Judge clarifies: Yes, Trump was found to have raped E. Jean Carroll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

...Aaaand that's the 1st season of Preacher rewatched. Still the greatest fart joke in the history of television. I had totally forgotten about the "No Rain" cover.

Well done sir, they're calling it your best interview yet

I think you mean the White House is breaking a law that was put in place by congress after Watergate.

O’DONNELL: What do you say to to the people who ask if you’re adju TRUMP: what’s adju O’DONNELL: ADJUDICATED RAPIST WOOOT WHAT WHAT

Somebody needs to edit these so it sounds like they're taking verses ala The Beastie Boys.

Alvin (1979)

@chrislhayes.bsky.social ICYMI, a piece that reminded me of Twilight Of The Elites, for obvious reasons. "a world with universal basic income is more meritocratic than a world without one" www.scottsantens.com/the-angine-d...

Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif "Hard mode": No Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli

Not gonna comment on the Extended Time-share Pitch we all got subjected to last night. Instead, the Nostalgiatron-O-matic of Fascesbook reminded me of this bit of greatness from before Enshitification went metastatic... Existential Star Wars (In French!) youtu.be/Q-uQWNd540I

Remember the wave of chattering class solidarity we saw after Sarah Huckabee was politely declined service at a restaurant? Get ready bsky.app/profile/atru...

We are stuck togethir on a tinye beautiful driftinge rocke wyth nobodye outsyde and nobodye cominge to save us. We are the onlye ones heere yn a wild expanse of night and silence. We sholde be lovinge each othir all the tyme. We sholde be greetinge each othir "hey, miracle!" We sholde be daunsinge.

Everyone immediately assuming that an attempt on the President is staged is probably not a sign of a healthy democracy.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Can’t wait for like, 500 articles that are like “as I dived under a table to hide from the shooter I realized I had to be even more sycophantic to the White House”

Modern journalism, everybody.

The narcissistic injury that started it all: President Obama roasts Donald Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

You cannot claim to be the watchdogs of democracy while sharing champagne and hors d'oeuvres with the very people trying to dismantle it.

They’ve finally discovered Garth Marenghi’s American pen name.

Started rewatching Preacher today. I forgot how perfecrly cast the core trio were, especially Joseph Gilgun as Cassidy.

Remixing publicly available works remains your best entertainment value.

>I dunno much about football but i love this song snerk<

i still can't wrap my head around the disconnect between Weir making such a profound and true statement and the fact he says his stories aren't political in any way.

In nine hours the national press corps will raise their glasses to the most racist person in the country and claim it’s a “work dinner” for “source building”

No clip has ever captured the essence of born again Christians quite like this

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.

You love to see it.

"Elon Musk is a white supremacist" is a 100% objectively true factual statement no major outlet would you let say without extensive qualification in an opinion piece, much less allow in straight reporting.

The ADL permanently sacrificed its reputation to get in good with a massively dangerous antisemite and white nationalist. They defended him and stood up for him even after his Nazi salute. Here's how he repays them. This is what happens when you think you're using bigots. They're always using you.

Stop callinge them "data centers" and start callinge them "slop peripherals"

Journalists who are still attending the WHCD this year don't seem to get just how much things have changed. It isn't 1998. You're not going to pose for cute photos with the West Wing stars at "nerd prom." You're enabling a regime who's assaulting your own profession & you're torching your career.

"Joy is resistance" is not just a platitude, it's actual fucking praxis

Look for the helpers

so many people who don't read for pleasure have control over what and how children learn to read

It's always a good day when you can put on a pair of Silicon Oven Mitts and crabwalk around your kitchen going "WoopWoopWoop" like Zoidberg... much to the confusion of your cats (and spouse when you tell them about it).

Maybe it's just me showing my age, but I much prefer (and miss) the Acid-Fried-Okie-Weirdos era of The Flaming Lips over the Psychedelically-Sleazy-Lounge-Singer-Inna-White-Tux thing Wayne does nowadays. youtu.be/4YQh_7LYg-g

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

John of Patmos: In my book I invented the Antichrist as a cautionary tale. Modern evangelicals: At long last we can worship the Antichrist from the classic book Don't Worship The Antichrist.

Looksmaxxxing Intergalactic, Intergalactic Planetmogging

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

Well, that's certainly some damn fine teaser trailer right there. Bonus points for making a Flaming Lips song creepy. www.fangoria.com/first-clayfa...

The Washington Post Editorial Board was fine with Republicans gerrymandering in Texas. But when Democrats responded in Virginia, it’s a “power grab” that “plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss.”