I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

today is the day we hang the Elf on the Shelf for collaboration

that sweet sweet christmas loot

I window girl that I rough sketched a few years ago, I really wanted to ink and color her (more coming soon) I think seeing all of @godivaghoul.bsky.social lovely ladies made me motivated to finish her. #art

Gingerbread 2025 Dumpster 🔥

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

I was born to eat ramen

things you come across in the forest

one lesser awful thing about the Epstein files is that genuine crimes against a huge number of children are being morphed into fuel for the influencer industrial complex who don't care about truth or accuracy and just want grist for the content mills

LRT is just something that should make all advertisers and news outlets just leave Twitter. If anyone can edit any image that gets posted to the site with AI it inherently lacks any credibility and jeopardizes the credibility of anything else it touches

Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting

Your mom works here

Summoning these exact vibes

Bluesky自体はAI学習禁止と言ったことはないですよ。Bluesky自体が勝手に投稿とかを生成AIに読み込ませないってだけ。だから他のユーザーが勝手に読み込ませたり、企業がクローラー走らせたりはされるからウォーターマークや学習阻害は自分でやらないといけない。そのあたり間違えないようにご注意を。

PSA for artists & commissioners: PayPal is showing an optional post-invoice feedback form. Since feedback is shared with PayPal, many artists recommend not filling it out (especially NSFW artists). Also: it’s safest to leave payment notes blank and avoid writing things like “art” or “commission.”

- Christmas Marina - Big gift for you, and possibly all shaken up. Merry Christmas eve

The Odyssey is one of the world’s most inspiring and enduring stories of a man voyaging for years powered solely by the indomitable spirit of human will and a deep suspicion that his wife is getting railed by those guys in town

ASL interpreters who work in the arts (concerts, opera, theatre, etc) deserve to be valued as artists too. it takes so much skill to be this good at capturing the FEEL of music beyond just translating the meaning of the text and it’s an invaluable accessibility service

The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord

do not put your crimes in writing, even on Signal

french pinup artists were on a different level

If you're in line to bully a Cybertruck owner STAY IN LINE

David Lynch should have adapted Frank Herbert’s Dune. I bet it would have been great.

hey boss I can’t make it in today I’m Scared

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I suggest that all our invite codes be converted into uninvite codes

The people in the Facebook 12ft Skeleton Owners Group are on an unsustainable trajectory of absurdity and I’m 100% here for it

In talking to friends who have been in the industry 2-3 times longer than I have, their best guess is that a lot of massive companies blew money on web3/NFT/metaverse shit that just straight-up vanished when that crashed, and they’re spinning it instead of coming clean

I ran a D&D one-shot on Halloween a few years back, where I gave everyone themed pre-gen characters as a prank. It Did Numbers and got stolen by Redditors and Facebookers and all that shit Anyway I started a comic during paternity leave, but paused it to, um, raise a baby? I'm trying to commit now

Liking himbos makes you a sexual predator

my fav from literary twitter is probably “your fictional characters can’t consent to you reading their sex scenes” lmao

Can't stop thinking about how there's more polygons in Lady Dimitrescu's ass than in all of Ocarina of Time

i did this routine to a jarhead cab driver in las vegas and just completely defused him in the space of 30 seconds. like verbal aikido. felt great.

I like to sketch with it and then just run over the lines with a wet brush to block in shadows

There are BIRDS in the birdbath 🚨🚨🚨

if you think that saying sex workers use NFTs will make me support NFTs you have it backwards. i will abandon everything i have ever believed in before i support NFTs. thinking NFTs are dumb bullshit is my first principle.

Finding mutuals on here like the dead recognizing one another's faces on the far shore of the river we must all cross

lol

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are