Gonna run back and forth across these until I encounter a chocobo wish me luck

Fighting the urge to use nor in a client facing email even though it's grammatically correct because I know there not how people talk in the real world 🫠

Still not beating the “Of course you think that’s a good idea, you’re twelve,” allegations.

We have a flash flood warning because of intense rainfall and the ae’o apparently love it! Never seen them on this part of the island.

I think Google deserves a huge portion of the blame for the AI brainrot we're seeing. Google's business model for the past chunk of years has been keeping people on Google with their summary snippets instead of clicking through to see the information in context or learn about trustworthy sources.

I was trying to look up pictures of baby shoebill storks and a bunch of the pics were just AI generated tiny shoebill storks not actual photos of real babies. Why are we doing this

Good now my gaming PC can both blue screen and red ring

The 3 genders

"What is a man?" is a question that, in the ever evolving discourse on gender and societal norms, grows more and more complex each day. The answer, however, remains the same: "A miserable pile of secrets."

Trump really is fast. It took the previous 4 US presidents 20 years to replace Taliban with Taliban. It took Trump just a week to replace Khamenei with Khamenei.

The American right is heavily invested in the myth that progressives only oppose the war in Iran because we do not want freedom for Iranians

Saw somebody else posting their iSideWith results so thought I'd share mine. Probably my answers are outdated since I filled this out in like 2018 but the results are still good. Wild that Marianne Williamson still makes it on these lists.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

For some mysterious reason whenever I eat a lot of popcorn at the movies I wake up the next day with an upset stomach. The world may never solve this one.

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

Just got back from the movies. I did not care for Scream 7.

Keep your bullshit religion to yourself and stop killing people for the sake of bringing back some hippie you didn't listen to the first time around. I'm tired of war. If you think your god would be excited about all this death then I don't think I like you or your god.

There is a really sweet black cat who lives in our neighborhood that we call BoyBoy, and recently he's had a doppelganger show up who has a big fluffy evil twin beard so we've started calling him "Evil BoyBoy"

Breaking 🚨 US CITIZEN Sunny Naqvi, born & raised outside Chicago, 2 other citizens & 3 legal residents were detained at O'Hare Airport. CBP took Sunny to Broadview Detention, then moved her to a Wisconsin facility & finally abandoned her at a gas station after 2 days of lies to her family & police.

ワドルディとメタモン

We have obtained more footage of Kash Patel falling down while playing hockey:

Yeah my bad

Switched over from work starting at 3:30 am to work starting at 2:30 am thanks to Daylight Savings and strongly reaffirming how badly I need to get a new job

When u yell at me online btw this is who ur yelling at

every day he’s vindicated

Elemental blessings for all this International Women’s Day ☀️

There's a British phrase (used a lot in Discworld) "Pull the other one it's got bells on" that I always just assumed was a dick joke but internet says no? Just that the other leg was wearing jester bells? I assumed the other leg was the third leg and the bells were well...

Looking at water bottles and tons of the blurbs on the packages are like "Built for whatever life throws at you. As tough as you are." And then the bottom says "Hand wash only"

Happy 34th anniversary to the original Sailor Moon anime! #SailorMoon #セーラームーン

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Watched this video on a small town in Japan and it just made me cry. Kofu a town of 2500 people has 40 community centers, a train, local busing, a subsidized taxi service, a traveling grocery truck to service the elderly, beautiful natural scenery, free childcare, and rent as low as $35 a month.

Masculinity is a prison

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

True Art

Oh god it's daylight savings this weekend which means I'm going to have to start waking up at 2am for work fml

This is basically the Dem stance right now from what I've gathered

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

eek Noem is currently taking questions about immigration from local law enforcement at the major cities conference ... not clear that she knows Trump has fired her ...

The change in Vincent for the FF7 remakes was genius. He's a security guard who had a crush on his boss's wife and white knighted for her so hard he got shot, and now he's a werewolf who dresses like a Hot Topic vampire and sleeps in a coffin listening to emo music. Of course he's a loser gamer.

Hold on let's hear them out

Well well well, if it isn’t the people who suck doing some more shit that sucks

Oh shit I figured out why Trump wants Greenland so badly

Shounen protagonist announcing their finishing move as they slowly sheathe their blade:

Complaining about how there's all these evil companies named after LOTR items, and said I need to start a nonprofit called Narya for organizing leftist candidates and community building AND OF FUCKING COURSE there's already an evil venture capitalist firm called Narya OF COURSE

I work for a software company and like everywhere else we keep seeing layoffs as we invest more in AI. Worth noting that the layoffs are all from technical areas and we haven't let go anyone in the client facing parts of the company. So y'know the opposite of what we were told for years.