The first movers we hired through uhaul...may have been Nazis. Definitely MAGA. Fucking scary. So I went down the list and found the first Black men pictured. They were so awesome. Even gave me tips on dispensaries. Currently giving them a glowing review and a huge tip.

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"Today's the rapture!" I tell my house while clearing out the basement

"Today's the rapture!" I tell my house while clearing out the basement

ko-fi.com/weredawgz One of those days

Well, no rapture.

Gonna turn out that Tylenol actually causes the Rapture

Wait, did I miss the rapture or is that tomorrow?

Holy shit

It ain’t Kal-AI-dotrope!

Wishing everyone a great Fall.

Does it count as a conspiracy when the lies are obvious and stupid?

Me: Would you like an egg? Daughter: Only if it's perfectly cooked.

New from me: There's a lot of misinformation around the reasons I was fired from WaPo. Here's the official termination letter I got sent by Washington Post. Read and judge for yourself. open.substack.com/pub/karenatt...

I am mortal enemies with anyone who puts their backpack in the overhead bin instead of under the seat in front of them.

tell me goodnight like you're unplugging me

Taking a brief nap so I can stay up late to watch TV

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

I would love someone to ask him about why he did this on his last full day in office back in 2021 for the Venezuelan exiles, as it seems a lot like he was loading a trap.

I love the park first thing in the morning, just every dog in the world looking relieved and happy

imagine relying on AI to write your bio and then having the nerve to say you're witty and full of personality

get the fucking vaccine

If you can vaccinate your kids against these preventable, lethal diseases, please do. ASAP.

I never want to watch a video on your phone, Lisa

it's not cute when celebrities sell out for ads

If you have ice cream I highly recommend breaking it out rn. Ice cream emergency.

"googling" something is not the same as research

PUT A POWER BUTTON ON THE TV

Thinking of everyone who is resisting ICE on the streets tonight.

"911 what is your emergency!" "I'm being stabbed!" "We'll have you tried compromising with your attacker?" "I-w-what--?" "Maybe if you apologized and donated some money to his family."

Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.

Ew no don't make me agree with this weenie

I strongly recommend new authors join a well-run book club, when possible. Not only does it encourage analysis of storytelling from different perspectives, the range of “loved it—>hated it—>meh 🤷” in the room is a great reminder to write the book that speaks to you and let it find your audience.

OBGYN to pregnant werewolf: "Ma'am, inside you are two wolves..."

My generation's total lack of home ownership is the driving force behind how many kinds of magnetic shelving one can buy these days.

looking forward to clubs saying meta glasses are ray-banned

BREAKING: To appease MAGA, Disney will be re-releasing Song of the South

“Ms. James, he told reporters, was ‘very guilty of something.’” The old crime of “something,” eh? Yes, “very” guilty of that one. Trump would sound hilarious & ridiculous here if it weren’t so fucking scary. Gift article: www.nytimes.com/2025/09/19/u...

also I hope this is a precursor to finding out some woodward bernstein type motherfucker got their hands on the files

all escalators must be fed one long-haired woman or one rotten child per week

“A reporter who publishes only what the government ‘authorizes’ is doing something other than reporting,” said Katie Fallow, deputy litigation director at the Knight First Amendment Institute at Columbia University @katiefallow.bsky.social

Nazis

OBGYN to pregnant werewolf: "Ma'am, inside you are two wolves..."

another reason to make a will, I guess. "Don't publish any of my remaining unpublished work, don't look under the stairs, and for the love of god, DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES pervert the sanctity of my death and memory by using my person/image as some computer-created ghost slave."

Why do these ghouls keep doing this crap? Gross. 🤢

Marylanders, if you aren’t already subscribed to the Baltimore Banner, absolutely do so. It’s worker owned and is home to some fantastic journalism.

the absolute freaking bizarro world of this Google commercial... a single guy owns his own house by 26, grills 8 hotdogs for himself while wearing church slacks, & then hooks up with a MILF at a James Blunt concert??

Nothing to see here.

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