Seeing here that Stav appears to be cast as some kind of ball-busting line cook? We’ll see if they can pull it off

🎶 i wanna be a balla shot calla

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

we have to be one of the most chaotic neutral teams heading into the regular season hoping this moves us slightly into the chaotic good alignment, though

correction: OR the chicago sky 🙃

ooooooookay?

a recent star wars memory of mine is that we were at the star wars section of disney world and a group of stormtroopers were walking through and our 12yo saluted them to play along, so naturally the rest of us (our 5yo included) proceeded to give him shit for it for the rest of the day

top gun: maverick

that's brisk, baby

shout out to my wife's uncle who tried to convince me at Thanksgiving a couple years ago to go look for work at daily wire bc "they were about to blow up"

folks? widow's bay on apple tv+ has the juice

if we're disqualifying everyone who ever had a weezer phase, that would remove like 90% of american men from the political process. its completely redonkulous. people change.

not bad

who up editing their short film?

it should be a fairly simple process to set up time limits on your kids' devices but alas

in hook, the pirate who gets thrown into the "boo box" is played by glenn close

all i wanna do are the things i don't get paid to do

these guys just are not interested in telling stories and i hope to god that they get their asses handed to them by dune 3 on opening weekend

I don't know I love signing up for 50 different accounts across 25 different services with names like ZazzleZoo and YikYak just to stay involved in my kid's schooling

oh wow, guess we should just let him do all the things he wants then, my bad

nope

gotdamn

i'm happy the hogs are getting him, but please stop showing me photos of miikka muurinen

never seen an episode but there's zero chance that scrubs is funny, i think y'all are lying

that's a mf'in wrap

how we feeling #skytown? fun team? good vibes? finals sweep?

Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.

ASMRyou fucking kidding me

the owning an umbrella to forgetting your umbrella pipeline

bumped into a coworker leaving the bathroom and my brain couldn't decide between a casual "how ya doing" or "how's it going" so a weird combination came out of my mouth as "how ya gooing" anyway, i'm never going to speak again

the most "best man who did not prepare a wedding speech" energy

i'm sorry but you will never hear me say a negative word about wnba champion Courtney mf'in Vandersloot, one of the greatest PGs of all time her faults? don’t see them when you make me see them? guess what — jokes on you... i love them

documentary in which the Minions reenact their past atrocities in Indonesia.

that's movies, baby!

might EFF around and go see speed racer in imax tonight

sometimes the only joys of being a Kings fan are seeing the ones who got out thrive

can't wait to listen back to me begging my kids to please use a fork and threatening to take their tablets if they call each other "a butt" one more time

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

my 12yo and 10yo walked to the gas station by themselves to buy soda and candy and i've never been more proud

the man is simply incapable of a half ass performance, my hero

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

bad news: the 2007 movie enchanted starring amy adams does NOT hold up

idea: start the game at the time it says it's going to start

randomized skyrim create-a-character ass face

sometimes ya just gotta remind yourself that maria bamford is the best stand-up comedian who's ever lived

i know there's not a ton of little rock peeps who follow me buuuuut i need like 10 more extras for this short film i'm directing in 9 days and it'd be cool if i didn't have to worry about that every waking moment soooo help me out!

industry plant

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