Lizzie
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Cats and piggly fart dog and plants and chaos. She/her 🌈🔮🌵
We aren’t clear on her certifications since she just showed up on the porch one day, but we’ll let it slide for the sake of piggly patient comfort.
about 1 hour ago
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Bo Bolander
about 7 hours ago
unfortunately the blob has run into some serious medical issues and his people could use a financial hand
gofund.me/e837f1a1c
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Stephen King
1 day ago
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" RIP Robert Duvall
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madeline odent
1 day ago
The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
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Dinosaur Valley State Park in Texas is in danger. Please help!!
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https://www.sierraclub.org/texas/greater-fort-worth/action-alert
4 days ago
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Jfc when I was begging January to end I was NOT prepared for February to be an even bigger nightmare
5 days ago
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We’re all planning trips to Puerto Rico now, right??
9 days ago
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Did that couple actually just get married at the Benito Bowl?! How cool
9 days ago
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ChappelTitties 😍
16 days ago
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Guess I’m gonna be driving in circles all week handing out whistles to my neighbors. I hate this :(
17 days ago
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OH MY GOD NOT CATHERINE OHARA
18 days ago
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I got the baby in a king cake that I personally bought… does that mean something for my infertility?! 🫠
20 days ago
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Heating pad for the blob bc we don’t like ice….
24 days ago
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In case you were wondering, indoor playgrounds still smell like feet and farts, no matter how bougie their marketing is.
25 days ago
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I know I’m nervous about this storm because I have completely demolished the cuticles on both my thumbs 💩
25 days ago
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Love having to spend money on a whole new security system bc Ring is run by fucking traitors
29 days ago
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Daniel Benneworth-Gray
29 days ago
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/jan/19/back-scratching-cow-veronika-bovine-intelligence?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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Look, I KNOW it’s the toxoplasmosis speaking but my babykitty smells like snickerdoodles and you simply can’t tell me otherwise.
about 1 month ago
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Margaret Killjoy
about 1 month ago
this week's post is about, well, this week. it hasn't been a boring week.
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/this-week-...
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Dumb Megan
about 1 month ago
Eat my entire ass
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Jessica Valenti
about 1 month ago
How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here
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Guys wake up my new favorite reaction gif just dropped
about 1 month ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
about 1 month ago
the Catholic Church being right about 60% of the time these days takes some getting used to
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ACLU
about 1 month ago
Enough is enough: ICE agents do not belong in our communities.
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Screaming crying 😍😭😍
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about 1 month ago
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More dog blob content seemed necessary today.
about 1 month ago
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Fartypig became a pillow for smallcat today. They are both very comfy
about 1 month ago
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Unconsciously standing up after my dog rings his outside bell when I know for a fact he’s just being impatient for dinner and doesn’t need to go out… It’s me, *I* am Pavlov’s dog.
about 1 month ago
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Bo Bolander
about 1 month ago
been saving this photo of the in-laws pet blob from christmas for strategic deployment and i think now's a good time
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My little farty pig 😍😭😍
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about 1 month ago
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Steven Ray Morris
about 2 months ago
Mom and Dad are here
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Adam Sharp
2 months ago
I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
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Gremlin!
3 months ago
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Pantone color of the year giving 90s washing machine
3 months ago
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Omg I didn’t realize there was a Tillamook advent calendar. Of course I’m too late this year 😭
3 months ago
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Biden administration so ineffective that I almost forgot it happened
3 months ago
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Traumatizing early food memory: closely inspecting my McNuggets in the early 90’s
3 months ago
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AI Santa is terrifying
3 months ago
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Parker Molloy
3 months ago
Hold up
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Wearing some distressed bootcut jeans and feeling like I need to write more eloquent insults
3 months ago
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Cabin in the Woods got ruined for me last night by an infertility discussion in the opening scene, like WHYYYYY
3 months ago
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I love seeing Kim Davis fail at stuff. Fuck you, go get another divorce.
3 months ago
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Just listening to a cicada scream in MFing NOVEMBER 🫠
3 months ago
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Dave Itzkoff
3 months ago
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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New York NEW YOOORRRK
4 months ago
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Lex McMenamin (they/them)
4 months ago
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
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I finally got my RTU Zimomo and I’m over the mooooonnnn 🥰
4 months ago
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Delivery guy left my Rock the Universe on the porch with allllll the pop mart logos visible. Could we get a plain box option like when you order from dirty websites please?
4 months ago
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Got judged after letting my Labubu addiction slip in conversation but like… I have a Rock the Universe on its way and you… don’t…
4 months ago
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Are your labubus dressed up for Halloween or are you normal?
4 months ago
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