Mom and Dad are here

I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”

Gremlin!

Pantone color of the year giving 90s washing machine

Omg I didn’t realize there was a Tillamook advent calendar. Of course I’m too late this year 😭

Biden administration so ineffective that I almost forgot it happened

Traumatizing early food memory: closely inspecting my McNuggets in the early 90’s

AI Santa is terrifying

Hold up

Wearing some distressed bootcut jeans and feeling like I need to write more eloquent insults

Cabin in the Woods got ruined for me last night by an infertility discussion in the opening scene, like WHYYYYY

I love seeing Kim Davis fail at stuff. Fuck you, go get another divorce.

Just listening to a cicada scream in MFing NOVEMBER 🫠

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

New York NEW YOOORRRK

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

I finally got my RTU Zimomo and I’m over the mooooonnnn 🥰

Delivery guy left my Rock the Universe on the porch with allllll the pop mart logos visible. Could we get a plain box option like when you order from dirty websites please?

Got judged after letting my Labubu addiction slip in conversation but like… I have a Rock the Universe on its way and you… don’t…

Are your labubus dressed up for Halloween or are you normal?

Hit the high note in Golden despite not being sure I still had it. Choir kid FOREVERRRR

Rumi making me feel VERY seen as a soprano

Deep love for horror movies that open with ominous strings and a slow pan through fall foliage in a sleepy, small town…

English ivy growing in a bamboo patch… what a nefarious combination.

One of most devastating experiences of infertility is people “checking in” but they’re really just checking on my uterine status, not on me.

Ok I know children can’t really “deliberately” be assholes but damnnnn some of them sure have me fooled 🤡

I’ve never seen a plant throw a re-potting tantrum like this beefsteak begonia. Bitch, you ok?

My red maranta is FLOWERING!!

w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

listen the world is a mess but a judge ordered the Florida migrant prison closed, California passed their "fuck around, find out" redistricting, and James Dobson is dead this is the best net good news day in awhile, I really do think

Is there a support group for people who’ve lost count of how many times they’ve watched that Katseye x Gap ad? 🥵

Birthday tattoo inspired by my grandmother’s fave Corningware pattern.

Didn’t realize how lucky I got with my first lafufu. You can tell it’s fake by the eyes but from arms length it looks decent. Just got my second in the mail and omggggg hello crooked face, wonky ear, hands and feet aaaaallll over the place 💀

Fuck. Off. Greg.

LIZARD. LIZARD. LIZARDLIZARDLIZARD

Shoutout to all the diabetics bc giving yourself injections suckssss

The Oak Bluff collection by Ralph Lauren is ART. Like damn I almost wish that was my style bc I would buy SO MANY THINGS

Just ruined my own morning realizing stuff

Me, at the Paxton divorce news:

Just found out about Halloween Labubus 💸

Your odds of being watched by a duck are always low but never zero

“I give you.. a princess.” (Jurassic Park Theme intensifies)

Bought myself a Lafufu, very pleased with this decision

“Oh, ok. That makes sense.” -me, to a four year old, who just said something that makes zero sense

The frequency in which, given sufficient blocks, children will recreate the ending of The Cask of Amontillado should be studied…

Just had a very silly Freudian slip: “pigeon horn” = shoehorn + pigeonhole

Just to be clear it’s not about our personal liberties, it’s about kicking a money-maker over to the TABC. Otherwise Abbot would have protected women’s healthcare, education, immigration, family services, etc

Flowers for Friday #dahlia #rose

Blippi makes me unreasonably angry as an ECE

#RecipeOfTheDay is Lemon and Elderflower Pudding Cake, the perfect Sunday lunch pud! If it’s hot where you are – it’s a a dim, damp day here in Sydney – you may want to make the drizzle cake version of this (and it eat with berries): see instructions in recipe intro www.nigella.com/recipes/lemo...