Weather it’s Joe Biden pardoning kids who were caught with a couple ounces of weed or Donald Trump pardoning the Honduran president who smuggled in 400 tons of cocaine, both presidents were soft on drugs.

Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.

Just saw this year’s Fantastic 4 movie and enjoyed Disappearing Lady, Matchstick Man, Big Brick Badboy and Dr. Rubberband. And Shiny Cowabunga, the nude flying alien. The baby was terrible. 👎

"They lied to me"

@profanity.accountant hit me

Da Bears?

Camera guys having a contest trying to find the angriest, most Philadelphia-looking fan in the stands.

Kyle Monangai has 112 yards rushing, D'Andre Swift has 107. First time the Bears have two backs with 100+ in the same game since Nov. 10, 1985 (Matt Suhey, Walter Payton). (h/t Bears PR)

This is why we stink now

“I was just following otters.”

Hurts finally completed a pass.

Would it kill somebody to say “Nancy is not stupid.” It pains me to see the WH press corps just accept the abuse. Sends the wrong image to Americans and the world IMHO.

I’m taking table 4 with Junior and co.

The chiefs are currently not in the playoffs? Oh that’s funny.

Workers used to beat management to death in front of their families. Could happen again.

This is how Donna wants everyone to be

In no particular order: Mitchell Werewolf Overdrawn at the memory bank Space mutiny Beginning of the End Puma man Hobgoblins Soultaker Final Sacrifice Giant Spider Invasion Time Chasers

In no particular order: Mitchell Werewolf Overdrawn at the memory bank Space mutiny Beginning of the End Puma man Hobgoblins Soultaker Final Sacrifice Giant Spider Invasion Time Chasers

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

So after 2024’s success, my wife and I brought back our tradition & did our own @mst3kofficial.bsky.social Turkey Day lineup. No carryovers. What do you think sirs? @frankconniff.bsky.social @billcorbett.bsky.social @mhael.bsky.social @1godzillafan.bsky.social @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online

The next day, the entire answering machine tape was filled with calls. Some callers chided Joel for talking during the movie but most callers were excited, with one demanding “More! More! More!” Happy to have a hit, the station decided to make it a weekly show... and the rest is history.

On Thanksgiving Day in 1988, the premiere episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 aired on KTMA in Minneapolis. Unsure of the audience's response, a phone number was flashed across the bottom of the screen and viewers were encouraged to comment.

I'm very excited about this (seeing how handsome he looks in blue)

Yeah I have FOMO. Fear Of Meeting Others.

If it saves lives, Republicans oppose it. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/h...

If it saves lives, Republicans oppose it. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

If it saves lives, Republicans oppose it.

This Tennessee / Houston game is fun.

Bigfoot and the Yeti are clearly cousins -- what are 5% of you doing trying to stir up family drama by claiming to believe in one and not the other.

I take care of the house when the master is away, Charlie Brown.

I’m officially a fan of this guy.

This may be utterly absurd (it is, to anyone who hasn't seen the show) but to me, this moment from MST3K with @billcorbett.bsky.social returning as Krankor is one of the most heartwarming moments in television history. If you watch Prince of Space THEN Neptune Men, you'll understand. Ya scum.

Celebrating MST3K Day in a way that @libbycudmore.bsky.social would truly appreciate.

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

I don’t think I can accurately put into words how happy I am for this development. This app has meant so much to me and I am ecstatic.

What are you gonna need that stupid f*ckin rope for, Charlie Brown?

Welcome to the strange

You made Jerry Jones HAPPY!!! Unforgivable. Go home and think about what you’ve done. Shame.

fourth quarter cowboys-eagles

“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

@shamus.bsky.social just a football pick reminder sir!

“You and me baby ain’t nothing, but mammals….”