Republican Sunday: YOU HAVE AWAKENED A DRAGON OF WHITE RAGE WE WILL SWIM IN THE BLOOD OF OUR TERRORIST ENEMIES AS THEIR CHILDREN WORK OUR SLAVE CANPS Republican Monday: we’re sweet widdle puddy tats what never hurted a fly and the mean man’s post fwightened us so bad we cwosed up our widdle eyes

Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.

The world has an awful gauntlet of bullshit lately, but every time things start to get me down, I think about this joke and I feel a lot better. Thank you for this, @mikescollins.bsky.social

fun fact: neither trump nor rjk jr have known an unmedicated day in their coked out lives

like i was saying

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Phillies legend Miguel Cairo just got tossed.

A very, very stupid man.

That’s exactly what someone from the future would say!

When do they start arresting the surviving WW2 vets

Ohhhh, bad news. Turns out this time only jobs got raptured.

Other people’s business

History was made on South Street last week. Philly’s first queer women’s sports bar, Marsha’s, opened its doors — and the line wrapped around the block.  🔗 www.inquirer.com/wnba/womens-...

ST. JUDES WALK WEEK COUNTDOWN THREAD. We got 5 days til the walk this year. I figured of putting together a little thread about my walk and my history with it as well. I’ll give you three facts a day adding up to 15 to celebrate my 15th year doing the walk! walk.stjude.org/JRS

god told Harrison Butker to miss the kick and even though Harrison Butker did not understand god’s mysterious ways Harrison Butker missed it because of his great faith; unfortunately for Harrison Butker god is a bit of a scamp and was doing it for the lulz

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, BITCH

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

Logan looks stressed and exhausted. Relatable

The new Veggie Tales stuff has gone in a drastically different direction huh

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

I just hope everyone has fun.

It’s like these announcers don’t know anything about the Mariners besides Cal Raleigh & his home runs

Chiefs-Giants is a microcosm of America: Red vs. Blue and both organizations are collapsing. My column:

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Cal Raleigh, the biggest of dumpers. A two-run shot in the second inning puts him five home runs shy of breaking Aaron Judge's record for the most in a single season in AL history. MVP. Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners #SeattleSports #MLB #Baseball

lmao, Mariners home runs will continue until morale improves

Cal. Raleigh. AGAIN

THE MARINERS!

The projection is off the charts.

Let’s go, Mariners.

FRIENDLY PSA: Reds win. Mets now out of the playoffs at this moment.

getting the ball to AJ Brown is something Chuck Schumer is not ready to commit to

ready for some football

So, Arizona is an open carry state, but the Charlie Kirk event today is not allowing guns? I'm confused. What about the 2nd Amendment they are always screaming about?

please put it in the paper that Carson Wentz is a LGBTQ+ ally

Mookie Betts has a 75 WAR in only 12 seasons so far. To put that in perspective…. Derek Jeter finished with 71 in 20 seasons.

I thought they looked familiar.

“Be goooood”

Look at this idiot

Watching this game over a Nola start seemed to be the right choice.

cannot emphasize enough how much ground victor robles covered

The hero diving into the frame at the last second is absolute fucking cinema. They don't make movies like this anymore.

Jake Meyers turning around at home plate seeing the mariners celebrating a victory…

VICTORY ROBLES DIVING CATCH SAVES THE SEASON