A hummingbird just flew directly in front of me. It was beautiful. Red head and green body. I was in awe for a moment. It took a shit and then flew away. End tweet.

To be clear, it's September 21. The Mariners are in First place in the division, playing for a better seed in the postseason. The TV broadcast is a East Coast bias Astros loving D-crew. The Mariners official radio partner is playing Seahawks reruns. The radio broadcast is on a Nazi station.

"How good of a game does Cal Raleigh call?"

"Cal Raleigh a very different Home Run hitter than Aaron Judge, in that he doesn't hit them very far at all. In fact he's kinda bad at baseball" (direct quote trustmebro)

"Aaron Judge does it in a city that's hard" kindly shut up forever

Why in the fuck is someone mic'd up in THIS game??? this is a game for the playoffs. What the fuck? What are we doing?

lol batted around in the 2nd is WILD I love this

AND A DUMPER DINGER OMG MARINERS FANS ARE SPOILED

JOHN POWER THANK YOU

A bunt and a bloop. I'd take one blast please.

710 is not playing the Mariners game right now, and I think that's fucking absurd.

LET'S GO M'S

oh my god

okay good half, now go get 38 more points

let's turn on the seahawks game, oh shoot it's already going hopefully I didn't miss anyOH MY GOD

The time between Mariners games is faaaar too long.

Classic Astros fan commentary lmaoooooo

how we all felt last night

Good morning to the first place Seattle Mariners

VICTORY ROBLES DIVING CATCH SAVES THE SEASON

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

They will be headhunting Cal Raleigh tomorrow

someone hold me

HERE WE GO

nice catch fuck you

Me, every single play: "omg omg OMG"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *positive*

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

Need a Cal Raleigh pick me up dinger

The Astros are the exact opposite of the Mariners in the "bases loaded so what" department. Cash in all runs, immediately end the inning.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

don't like this

Geno is LOCKED IN

OKAY GEORGE

be still my heart

Been saying it since he started calling games, but Gary Hill is a treasure and is unbelievably underrated. Rick Rizzs and him on the broadcast together for this game is perfect. My favorite crew!

END IT

FUCK YES 5-0 OMG NO ONE PANIC

Officially at the standing up and pacing part of the season

Cal is so good at framing he could retire today and work for the LAPD

After seeing Félix's entire career wasted it's really nice to see a historic season from a player result in a playoff spot. (assuming we clinch) All of these home runs from Cal mean so much more than just the record.

Cal has hit more home runs in a season—as a full time catcher, playing in T-Mobile park—than Ken Griffey Jr. ever hit as a center fielder playing in the Kingdome. I‘m sorry, but that’s so hard to wrap my head around. Like, holy shit, you guys!

OH MY GOD CAL RALEIGH NUMBER 57

2-0 let's gooooooooo

It'd be REALLY satisfying to light up Valdez for the division. Just saying.

In all my years watching baseball, I've never heard a batted ball sound like THAT

Please Mariners

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

Yay good work M's