I’m feeling a BS grand slam

They should’ve called Kyle Seager and seen if he might want to take ABs in Texas.

I saw this in an ad on Facebook and I think maybe we need to send a few to the Mariners clubhouse

@katienolan.bsky.social congrats on a Red Sox series win

A Mariners loss today would activate my concern meter and put it right in the middle of the yellow zone. Just find a way, idk.

I’m annoyed to notice this, but the sleeve patches are all just Nintendo now, no Switch 2, suggesting the team can wear any of its unis at home?

Bottom of the 5th, two on, one out, and I’m mentally preparing myself for some absolute BS RBI hit that ends up giving the Rangers the game.

Good challenge by Cal moves the count to 0-2 against Carter

When I hoist a cone

Jake Burger got Safeco’d, and he managed to do it in Texas, which is some weird space-time continuum nonsense. Get Globed.

That was not a good strike three take from Cal, I wonder what was going on there. It does kind of suggest he may be in his head too much, I think.

Mariners gonna win today by 6 and keep that high run differential/bad pythag.

We tryna make this 1-5?

MLB.TV’s “Event About to Start” animation includes a photo of the Oakland Coliseum.

I'm just saying, if someone out there wants to liberate us, I'm open to the conversation.

I kind of want some Hoist The Cone merch, but I also really don't want to buy it from Fanatics. Is there some fan-made Hoist The Cone stuff out there?

Also, given the kind of world-historical nature of what we have going on politically right now, I'm gonna try to pull back on outrageous language with regards to sports outcomes? Like, for right now, if I'm gonna say something I can't say on TV, I want to at least reserve that for another purpose.

I think it's time to retire "that's not who we are." That may not be who we want to be, but let's face facts, huh?

Because of climate change, right?

The Mariners might need to bring up Colt Emerson just because MLB rookies are coming out the gate hot

Are astronauts even allowed to go back to space once they’ve done it once? I don’t even know.

The basketball phenomenon where the floor is a step up from the bench is always kind of funny to see

Love too be 1-4 in 1-run games *eleven games into the season*

Freaking A, win some games, guys

That call kinda has to stand, yeah.

Whatever happened to the Brad Adam’s Hair account?

I’m a little concerned that this is where we are and it’s home game #4 for the Rockies

Oh dear, Jackson is gonna have a closet of 70 shirts

Well Randy’s fortunate that his misplay didn’t lead to more bases

I wanna make bad jokes

Seattle, this isn’t real spring yet, is it?

Weird day to search for my name

Thankfully many Seattle area journalists are now on BlueSky, and I’ve tried to list them here go.bsky.app/MdNLsYQ

Saw a typo after I hit post, but before it actually posted. Immediate delete, try again later.

There are PLENTY of good teams that were, at one point, six games under .500. There are PLENTY of good teams that were under .500 on May 1 of their seasons, even May 15 of their seasons, and still won 90+ games.

It’s probably not really healthy to have strong opinions about the new Mario movie (which I haven’t even seen), right?

Can we, maybe, as a treat?

The sac bunt, sac fly thing never seems to work unless it’s deployed in a way designed to just light your emotional wellbeing on fire

What’s that, Julio is gonna be on second anyways?

Glad to get Adell out in that spot, because if he does it to my team one more time I might flip

JulioScream.wav (complimentary)

The Mariners defense, at this time, seems to remain dawgless

call him cole lung because he's breathing life into this series

Early reports suggest That Dawg is inside Cole Young. Researchers are beginning to investigate how this came to pass and how That Dawg may be transferred to the rest of the Seattle Mariners lineup. Film at eleven.

So look, I feel kind of awkward and uncomfortable about religion and faith, I’m not a regular churchgoer, but I did grow up in one and I showed up Easter Sunday. But I gotta tell you, this freakin’ rips:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a player rob two home runs in the same game and Jo Adell did it *three* times? Although I gotta say, two of those used to be doubles at best in Anaheim, but they made their outfield kind of cheap.

The last time my social media blew up like this, it was because I was making fun of Canada. People extremely hyped about trains.

@baseball-broad.bsky.social, this one wasn’t on the list, was it?

I’m gonna need compensation from @pablo.show for subjecting me to this Archie rap from this week

I’m just taking the train because I have access to a damn train