Pouring one out for the biggest money mark of all time, Billionaire Ted.

Wendy's-Canada gets to make the Number One pick in the 2026 NHL Draft.

He has the part of Cyril locked down for the Oz reboot.

was that always brett gardner's head to shoulder ratio?

voted in the Ohio primary today cause why not? the voting takes place in my kids old elementary school an i almost broke down in tears seeing the adorable little kid art on the wall and knowing we've aged out of that. sooooo... i guess that's how I am mental health wise at the moment.

Someone just dropped booze off at my desk for cinco de mayo so this day just took a surprising turn for the better.

Remember, Taylor Hall also stole Giroux's MVP. Fuck that guy forever.

fucking shit. can't say the Flyers didn't have chances. Biggest one was the Konecny breakaway that he didn't even manage to put on net. Feels bad man.

you all know what happens if it happens here.

Just sit all the starters Sixers. Take the rest.

Konecny loses the puck off his stick, drink!

Is the ESPN video feed going crazy for a minute or did all my things just hit at once?

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME A GOALIE WAS PENALIZED FOR REACTING TO BEING CRASHED INTO??

Vladar -maybe- could have done better, but D lost contain and gave up an open shot from 15 feet out, that was the main problem.

Lauren Sanchez showing up for the #MetGala in her true form was a brave choice.

Jimmy Fallon in your front row is the sign of a loser franchise.

Punching Embiid right in the gut is not a foul apparently.

Flyers are going on the BUZZBALLZ POWER PLAY!

Just realized the Flyers scored two goals IN THE FIRST PERIOD which I didn’t even know was legal.

“A beautiful block” where the Knick under the basket just smacked Oubre on the forearm and never got near the ball. Good times.

Martone is going to score there in two years when he’s fully in Pro shape.

Towns is flopping through all of this. He’s trying to pre-load a series-worth of fouls.

We’re doing dumb things for the love of Flyers hockey.

Ok… Choc Tease, Pink, Blue, or Purple?

If the Flyers score on the power play while I’m out I will chug a BuzzBall as soon as I get home

Somehow Secundus’s weekend soccer game is happening on Monday afternoon, but I got to leave work early so I’m not really complaining.

ICE is detaining a nearby High School student. He's trying to win his release so he can graduate on time. Anything you can give to help is appreciated. A share can help too.

João Pedro's goal was sweet as hell even if it was a Chris Paul hits a huge 3 moment.

WHAT A MORNING! Forest’s magic number is 3! #nffc

Can confirm the blue Phanatic shirt is FIRE. You should get yourself one.

This sort of line-up in a weekend where Spurs closed the gap and West Ham is still only 4 points back is what makes me nervous about going all in for Europa League... but at the same time what else are you supposed to do? #nffc

GTFO Florida hockey. Finally our long international nightmare is over.

Yes this is an 8 vs a 1 but Orlando’s performance over the last 3 games still feels like one of the biggest folds ever. Their dozens of fans must be livid.

Why are there so many empty seats for a game 7 in Detroit?

Of all my stress sports posts last night this was my favorite.

I knew the Sixers would win bc Joel Embiid's statline played the song

Even Embiid's kid giving up body parts for the team.

We did it again fam

SIXERS WIN

We all had the Sixers and Flyers both getting through the first round, right?

Clap your hands, everybody...

Embiid going to keep giving max effort until his limbs fall off. Holy shit they might just do this thing!!!!!

Stress eating prosciutto and mozzarella rolls.

Good challenge. Confirming the foul with video means it counts double, right?

officiating becoming a story.

uh oh

Still applies tonight.

Flyers have had 3 full PPs and still only have 4 shots 7 minutes into the 2nd period.

Literally Hooting and Hollering about VJ Edgecombe

announcers begging Boston to get back in the game.