ESPN announcers dwell on the Dayton 2020 season and how cursed the University is to have their best team in a lifetime have their season canceled - DRINK! #zerobidleague #LOWD

GOT IT!! USA BEATS NORWAY ON THE FINAL SHOT! Sweet jeebus my heart rate. #🥌

Americans appear to be in deep shit against Norway, but they still have the hammer.

US working on blowing a 3 point lead in the 2nd to last end vs. Norway.... it's been a lot of errors from both sides. Hard to tell how dire things are. #🥌

Got the 2 back! Big end for the USA Men's Curling team. Up 7-3 over Norway. #Milan2026 #🥌

Got my last birthday present today. The family did good. Gotta try to get to the Bank this year so I can wear it out. #AbolishICE

USA CURLING WINS AGAIN! Take that ya Swedes.

Got my last birthday present today. The family did good. Gotta try to get to the Bank this year so I can wear it out. #AbolishICE

Need the BlueSky to send good vibes to Secundus today. Last regular season rec league basketball game of the season. Still looking for his first bucket this year. (He’s rimmed out from 3 5 times. Just want one to drop!)

Little confused that the dual moguls only feature a single run. I'd think you'd have two so each skier could have a run on each side in case there are differences between them.

CurJo owes Alisson a beer after that moment. #lfc

Ok Curtis Jones! Sometimes it's such a good service you can bounce it in off your shin. #LFC #YNWA

Honestly, let's go Denmark.

Did Swayman get traded to the Flyers right before the game?

OMG what a huge miss by Japan in curling!! American women take 3 when Japan had the hammer in the eighth!

Stoddard’s third or fourth fall of the games? What is wrong with this ice?

Kid Prime and I just improved a parody song together that ended with us singing the exact same punchline at the same time. Top 10 lifetime personal comedy moment.

Went to a movie at a second run theater (remember those?) and then to our favorite near-campus bar. Thing is, I didn't know it was a date (we had been hanging out as friends) until she kissed me at the door when I dropped her off at her house. Then she shut the door and I floated home.

Long sleeve 25/26 Liverpool Mo Salah home jersey with gold PL winner sleeve decal has arrived. #LFC also bought mystery bag and ended up with a blue USA cowspot jersey, a 24/25 Real Madrid home jersey, and gray PSG Jordan jersey(?) good round of retail therapy

One fun thing about working from home is getting frustrated to the point of rage at some dumb work thing while wearing Bluey pajama pants.

all you need to know about house democrats is they couldn't manage to pick a frame to start this video where their guy doesn't look like he's an ogre about to blow a tremendous sneeze. Abolish you dummies. Not reform.

Congrats to the movie Rabbit Trap (now streaming on Kanopy,) it has generally strange vibes and then just about halfway through dropped in a brief WTAF moment that stopped me in my tracks.

If he's really in there a million times, shouldn't we start referring to these things as the Epstein-Trump Files?

Jessie Diggins race was fucking amazing.

Feel like the American short track speed skaters equipment was sabotaged on the way to Italy. They can’t stay on their feet. #Milan2026

Ring cancels partnership with Flock, will now honor warrantless government requests directly.

Double negative indicates Edgecombe is yes weirdo and that only makes me like him more.

When do the Sixers play tonight?

At this point Edu should 100% be forced to manage out the season for Forest. No one else good is coming in to work for him. He helped make this mess, he should clean it up. #nffc (Yes this is a ridiculous suggestion, what can I say? They’ve driven me mad.)

“Favorite artist: Ai” is the biggest loser energy I’ve ever seen.

Oh shit. Being America’s longest serving US-born Forest fan came with powers I was unaware of. #nffc

I know Phillies fans are excited for this shoe to drop, but I will fondly remember the way Castellanos interacted with his son and I wish they had gotten to celebrate a title together in Philly.

something something millennials getting participating trophies is the real problem

well, a win is a win #LFC #YNWA

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

Wirtz man, you gotta shoot that. #LFC

WTAF Forest. Been in meetings so just saw the (lack of) score. If you can’t beat Wolves at home, you might as well book your place in the Championship next season. #nffc

Pam Bondi is a 60-year old woman acting like a child in front of Congress, so I guess I see why she fits in so well with this administration.

For my birthday Secundus got me a cool looking marble run machine that we get to build together and chat, let me tell you, if I could afford to quit my job this very second and just do that with him I'd be gone.

Hey @gallup.com, how's that boot taste?

damn. My friends and I quote this one often but I always thought the last line was "you make me want to REST" because Homer immediately falls asleep.

Pitchers and catchers report today and the Los Angeles Angels have been eliminated from the playoffs.

There is literally no better example of textbook fascistic thinking than "Who cares about human rights when the rich are doing so very well"

Ohio State (and the state of Ohio) once again covering itself in glory.

OK, Boomer.

Pitchers and catchers report today and the Los Angeles Angels have been eliminated from the playoffs.

Should just rename the Epstein Files the Trump Files at this point. It’ll have the knock-on effect of the felon-in-chief releasing all the files because he’s loves public things with his name on it.

Markwayne’s head going to look stupid on a pike, but that’s just how he looks.

The assaulter is Assistant Ohio State Professor Lucas Perez. The man in the beret is Professor Chris Green. Both of the new right-wing DEI free speech thought center opened by Ohio State.