Ohhhh, bad news. Turns out this time only jobs got raptured.

you know what people HAVE found a direct link between? Blocking two consecutive field goals, and winning football games.

Why are the loins not calling time out after that third down?! What a dumb series of plays.

Sinclair owns both the ABC station in Columbus AND the FOX affiliate (what used to be channel 28.) so central Ohio folks should definitely contact advertisers on both stations about why you are boycotting.

Seen out and about in Cbus today.

No Tylenol... hey remember the 80's? Well guess what, Reye's Syndrome is making a comeback!

Ohhhh, bad news. Turns out this time only jobs got raptured.

seriously though when is acidee, uh assit, uh assminifin, uh Tylenol going to sue the shit out of these fuck nuggets?

not gonna take medical advice from big dumb guy who can't pronounce the drug he's holding a press conference about, but that's just me.

As soon as I can afford to quit my regular job I'm going to get a dispensary job. never seen a dispensary worker having a bad day.

No Chris Wood invalidates this whole award. #NFFC

Bruce retiring without a natty

Hey real quick, how many D-1 national titles did Bruce Pearl win?

work PC just got raptured. (unexpectedly shut off to update OS)

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

Cubs fans, it is totally ok to boo the shit out of this guy.

For the evening crowd! Happy #Sept21 This is my favorite one.

So as an Eagles fan and a Liverpool fan I think I may have peeked? What could possibly top the start to this season with both teams coming off titles? I mean, except for when it happens.

I’m doing a Futurama watch with the kids and (as usual) had an ugly cry at the Seymour episode but everything after the 4 movies is new to me and we just saw Game of Tones and it is DUSTY in here right now.

HOLY SHIT!!

Soccer tournament is rain delayed. Cell service is shit because everyone here is on their phone, but I think I know how the Eagles game ended and I can’t wait to read the timeline here. GO BIRDS!!!

It is almost 3pm and we have reached the nightmare scenario… not the youth soccer results on the field (though, oof) but the rumble of thunder. Now there is the possibility that this game, which is already out of reach at halftime, gets delayed.

It is 2pm in a Sunday. Football is being playing on televisions throughout the land. In a parallel universe I am at a sports bar, 2 beers deep and eating something fried. Perhaps some pickles, or cheese curds. But we live in this world and I am again here, watching youth soccer.

If there’s anything post Super Bowl 57 should have taught the Eagles is that it’s never too early to fire a bad Offensive Coordinator. #GoBirda

one of the nicest humans (by all accounts) is responsible for one of the hardest images ever.

Arsenal and Man City players both worked up because they hit each other in the nuts is the funniest play of the game.

Happy Demi day to all who celebrate. #Sept21

It is before 8am. The sun is not yet above the tree line. In a parallel universe I am blissfully asleep and unaware that being at a youth soccer field this early is even a possibility. But we live in this world and I am here watching.

#Crew96 didn’t wait to get up 2 goals to let their opponent back in the game this time. Looked like one Schulte should have stopped. What upgrades in goal are available in the off season?

Everton have come from behind to win the Merseyside Derby once since World War 2 is the kind of stat that seems absolutely unbelievable. #LFC #YNWA

Secundus picks up first club team goal! (and only his 6th in 6 years of soccer.) At the back post after a ball squirts lose in the box. Classic poachers goal which is exactly where his goals should be coming from. Proud of the kid!

First of four (4!) weekend soccer games for Secundus this morning. 10am soccer games are fine but we’ve got one tomorrow at 7:45 am and that is a criminal act against my weekend.

Congrats to all the Rockies fans who stuck around to see this day.

Friday night and both my children have put themselves to bed by 10:30. How did that happen?

Seriously??? Is this team magic? #LFC #YNWA

Who’s a big dummy!???!!

Man, Liverpool just didn’t want to win this game I guess. Brilliant hit by Llorente though.

The guy who asks Gemini if his plant is leaning away because it doesn’t like him should be thrown into that Batman criminal pit never to emerge again.

The Egyptian King!!! #LFC #YNWA

Did I work from home today and schedule a meeting at 3pm just because of Liverpool’s champions league GOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL MO SALAH!!! game? How could you even suggest that? #LFC #YNWA

Look at how attractive being a good person makes you! And then look at the techno bros and the fascists.

Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.

when Sidney Poitier died in 2022, I wrote about how "Sneakers" is one of my favorite movies of all time-and holds up terrifically well for a 30+ year-old techno-thriller. with Robert Redford's passing, I am again imploring you to watch this perfect movie: www.actioncookbook.com/you-guysll-b...

Sneakers The Sting Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Three Days of the Condor All The President’s Men And a sneaky honorable mention for Legal Eagles.

Phillies didn't want to clinch yesterday without TMac.

Waiting for JT to ruin it by dropping in a "this is for Charlie."

PAY KYLE ALREADY