HBO with ads continues to be just the worst shit. Watched They Will Kill You last night. It's a 90 minute movie, it had 7 ad breaks! I am now (somehow) even LESS likely to go to BWs than I was before because it was so fucking annoying. Just the absolute worst ad supported service.

the big story tonight

Have I already played hundreds of hours of The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth on the PS4/5? Yes. Am I going to buy the complete edition of The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth on PC (it's 90% off!) so I can play it on the Steam Deck? Also Yes.

if I saw anyone wearing that Collars & Co shirt I would know they're a dude-bro-doofus [derogatory]

The US won their group and, despite losing, the back-ups looked feisty. Japan and the Aussies through too! AND I picked up Dungeon Crawler Carl from the library today, so this was a triumph.

United States just following the German plan, and for soccer that's not a bad plan.

hey, big win there Turkiye. Good job. You get an extra cookie on the flight home.

Barneys film had heart, but USA-Türkiye had football in the groin

Aussies are through! (Probably Paraguay too.) So as we all saw when the group was announced, everyone's going through except Türkiye

meanwhile, Aussies just had a chance to lock up their spot but couldn't get the last touch. that game is still 0-0. socceroos currently in 2nd in the group by virtue of [checks notes] this can't be right [checks notes again] losing to the USA by less?

pausa de hidratación mis hermanos

was that Will Farrell with Fortune Feimster?

despite the back-ups of it all, still a genuine amount of "who is this team?" watching this USMNT.

don't think I like bringing Pulisic into a game that doesn't mean anything with a ref whose attitude can charitably be described as "very lenient"

telemundo ranking stadium anthems and reciting the lyrics to country roads. may be worth learning spanish just so I can follow more of what these guys are talking about.

that’s one for the Yank Bank

That was a laser and running the ball back to midfield in a tie game that you don't need to win is a... spicy move.

seriously though, someone should have given this ref a whistle.

Not sure I like three draft picks for a guy with a history of personal problems, but at least there wasn't a first involved. #CBJ

again, good this game doesn't matter, otherwise it'd be frustrating watching everyone try to go 1v in the box instead of finding open teammates.

telemundo just said "turner idioso"?

8-7 final incoming. that rando turkish guy in front gets the goal cause it hit his shorts?

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social know you have a lot of games to watch, but the Phillies just beat the Nats with multiple 9th inning runs for the third straight game. bsky.app/profile/alys...

So little pressure in this game that the Telemundo announcers are just having a fun game of "name some male american celebrities"

That’s just Ed Norton?

welp, one has to assume that's why they're the back-ups.

Phillies scored 14 runs (17 allowed) in innings 1-8 against the Nats. Phillies scored 15 runs (1 allowed) in the 9th inning against the Nats.

Feel like scoring stupid early in every game is finally the strat the USMNT needed.

speed version of the USA anthem fucking with the crowds singing tempo.

feed agrees

japan/sweden locked into the next round if the game finishes 1-1, believe we’re about to see 6-10 more minutes of onfield cramping.

Nippon!🇯🇵 Nippon!! 🇯🇵

South Korea, big Japan fans right now due to third place rules?

fucking Team 115 stealing away Elliot Anderson from Forest. well, ok, not stealing. Forest got a serious bag, but I’m worried what they’ll do with it. thanks for being really really good while it lasted EA. #nffc

You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.

it happened again.

two acknowledgments of my 4-star Rose Lavelle USA jersey just now from other guys at the library also wearing different USA jerseys. AND a lengthy soccer convo with a guy at work I’ve never spoken to before who knew it was a Lavelle before I even showed him the back. USA = soccer country

Jonathan Ross shot and killed Renee Good. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez shot and killed Alex Pretti.

an amazing thread from @musicologyduck.bsky.social about the America 250 concert. i just can’t believe the whole thing runs all the way through July 4th! they’re going to have to reinstitute the draft just to get enough performers.

I WAS TOLD THIS WAS A NONPARTISAN MILLI VANILLI CONCERT WTF

unexpected Japan trip aftermath: playing Yakuza 4 is causing me to very specifically miss the vending machines.

Canada not giving up the ship yet! Unlike those quitters on the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Qatar just stinks.

and you thought my West Virginia take was bad.

Rick Wise completes his 1st & only career no-hitter | June 23, 1971 | Phillies @ Reds

The Knicks theme song is just repeating "We are the New York Knicks" over and over? I find it hard to believe anyone from New York would need to be reminded where they're from.

excited for the sixers to pick someone who gets a career ending injury walking to the stage.

back from The Furious and happy to report it is the most hyper (complimentary) martial arts movie I’ve ever seen in the theater. almost non-stop WOW. i especially liked when Joe Rogan got hit with a sledge hammer.

Harry "Wondo" Kane

Harry Kane just Wondolowski'd that