This team is bonkers fun, but it annoys me when people say the trade was obviously a win because they made the conference finals, as though they hadn't the year before against much tougher competition.

It's a "Democrats are 93.46% people for voting purposes" compromise.

Matching Gobert to Kornet is a bold choice but looked right. Naz for pace and big time spacing.

Lol the wolves are a deeply unserious basketball team, but by god they are the best watch in the NBA.

AWOOOOOOOOOO!

Am I crazy or is Jamal Crawford fantastic on color commentary. #nbasky

chewbacca is han solo's pet, and most definitely a Good Boy.

On the flip side - if a horrible someone was excited about platner being a nazi in the senate, they are highly likely to be disappointed by his mainstream progressive platform.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Not one inch, we surrender not one inch because these monsters won't either. I plan on defeating republicans and sending them to the dungeon, and every blue state and blues in power need to fight as dirty as needed.

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(Onion Knight is awesome, not about her) It's just so depressing watching this all. I'm sick of Maine, of Discourse, of reddit posts and tattoos. I just want to burn republicans to the ground, and every passing day the tribunals seem further away.

I will never not have a bad feeling about Platner, and I sure hope I'm wrong

Perfect time to give real minutes to a naz-gobert-reid-jaden-ayo supersize line. Die with your best 5 on the floor.

I think there are a LOT of small tweaks available in civic services that don't impact the incremental vs sweeping changes tension, and I still think they benefit the sweeping side.

I'm going to build a tiny data center in my basement and spend days down there baking like a little hobgoblin.

We're gonna have to sob about the danger of cocktail parties when schools rely on teachers and parents for security.

Hard to grapple with feeling bubbling rage at fascism and knowing my mayor does not feel the same way.

Did anyone do the "just gonna grab one last bite" during an active shooter?

A bear would kill me, Serena Williams would kill me worse, but make no mistake: I would beat the Secret Service at Secret Servicing.

So the president invades Minneapolis, and Frey is there to have dinner and listen to his rambling?

No. Can't use the word "magnetometer" and expect me to take this seriously.

To those paying attention to the boring news: Ant's knee just went backwards.

So if this was the first few basketball games you've ever seen, you'd assume Dosunmu was a star. (I will make jokes about the Thing when I want because it's not important)

I bet he evacuated

Fuck 'em up Peggy.

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

Bones

That possession healed me. #nbasky

#ProsecuteICE is on the ballot this year, and I have roughly 3000 priorities for the next Hennepin County Attorney.

Oh look, the least surprising story of the decade.

To summarize for anyone outside of MN: In a Democratic party committee meeting, Dex and others were "accidentally" misgendered, then mocked for taking issue with it. The same state party leaders are defending a committee member who ***killed a teenager in a hit-and-run and lied about it***.

Wow, hi. Celinda was so awesome to work with, I had a bunch of input on this one too. Please smash a bunch of crossplatform subscribe buttons for @waytowinus.bsky.social, the org it was for, and here's the YT version of their podcast where we had Celinda on to talk about it. Thank you!!!!

It's 12:30am and my heart rate is 130bpm this is not sustainable! #nbasky

So do the Wolves actually play the drunkest basketball games, cause it seems like it.

If the Timberwolves have the ball with less than 10 seconds left in a quarter it is basically a guarantee that the other team is going to score somehow

Nothing specific, but we probably should have tinfoil around our balls at all times.

Someone get Elias Sports Bureau on the case now.

It's kinda impossible to not like Justin Jefferson. He said what we all know - McCarthy sucked and is probably toast - but he's also not bailing on him. Fine line, but I gotta imagine he gets a lot more respect than other WRs.

Wemby likes to play predator, but let's more quick guys by him than necessary. The rim and glass are the only places he can't touch.

"How would you define him politically?" The mayor. Then the former mayor.

Nice

Feels very game one-y thus far: A weird 5 man bench run with 3 PGs for the wolves; jokic with 4 shots; fairly traditional defense on the stars. We shall see!

The whistle is... tight. #nbasky

That 1st quarter was a mess and I love it.

Not only not a flagrant foul ... not even a regular foul on Jaden.

Horseshit call on Jaden, he literally pulls away and is at least a foot inside the line. Literally what else is he supposed to do?

Is Omar a vocal anticapitalist who is in favor of landback decolonization and the liberation of all marginalized folks worldwide? If not then she's not on the left. Liberals don't count as left even if they are to the left of conservatives. The left begins at anticapitalism, landback, & liberation.