Just to reiterate.

Jonathan Ross shot and killed Renee Good. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez shot and killed Alex Pretti.

Ok soccer is awesome when high. Almost hypnotic, like I don't need to pay attention to anything but the ball.

Adam Silver looks like when Grandma takes off her wig.

BREAKING: Feds confirm 3000 agents were defeated by anarchists in a U-Haul.

No matter how well intentioned, you are never the 0.1%. Be in the boring and cozy crowd that behaves normal.

Boobie.

There's a huuuuge difference between days of "it Hot" and "it Too Hot" that is not well explained in simple degrees.

*Deep breath* I kiiiinda think brunson landed somewhat long, was still a flag 1, but Harper tangled up the view.

Dogs don't like playing fetch and it will kill them, but you need to do the research for yourself, you imbecile.

It's honestly hilarious that the headline cares as little about the players name as we do.

My dream is any live action movie/series, could be kingdom hearts, with Goofy played by one of those dogs that look like a person in a dog suit.

Wait Andrew Giuliani is in charge of world cup security?? FIFA my goodness y'all will need a backup plan

Lol. Rec specs, afro, layups, pocket passes, multicolor ball. The 70's have returned with a vengeance.

Sexism has no place in society - in this house we vaccinate against WOmeningitis.

Spurs-gasm!

Anyone know the lore behind Adam Driver SWIMING WITH A HORSE!? WAS HE RIDING THE HORSE OR AND FELL OFF? HAS THIS HAPPENED BEFORE? DOES THE HORSE INSIST ADAM FROLIC AS IT IS THEIR ADORABLE BONDING RITUAL?

A lot of people said thanks and saluted Minnesota this winter. The best thank you is people ready to show up. Every minute they waste on protesters is a win, it's time we stole from them so they can't steal our neighbors.

My wife showed me her recent Reddit fight, then asked me if she won. A - Yeah definitely, you nailed it (false). B - I agree with what you were saying, but you did get dunked on pretty hard (true). C - There's no such thing as winning an argument online (tactful but avoidant, and also true).

Wow, I tried to also do insider-trading for the most common search search term of 2025 (over 35 demo).

"FUCK-YOU, DON-ALD" **clap clap clap-clap-clap**

Pecorino, the more stinky-feet the better.

Is it me or is this some incredible shade?? Cornyn still has 8 months left!

Someone got caught with a hand on da hog :)))

Frey made a typo, Frey made a typo, na na na na na na.

Wow. There's something that hits different when it's a senator, maybe hope that this is more a mainstream opinion within the party than I expected.

This is why you can't trust the MSM. No way CNN's self respect should be at this price point.

Every Beatles cover is better than the original.

can I get a plate check

The conversion of calories to energy in the human body is an unfathomably complex process. Blithely saying "exercise and stop eating sugar" is cruel and unhelpful, and anyone over 13 years old should be ashamed to type out these words.

"DAMN YOUR HEART BEATING FAST AS HELL"

I'd be angrier if I didn't think this would all go to corrupt lawyers (I'm still very angry).

Fox being injured sucks but the spurs are deep enough to win without him, even if jdub were healthy (which also sucks). Harper being out blunts the joy - he's a mesmerizing player, and the spurs are defined almost as much by their 3-headed dragon of guards as by Wembanyama.

I hate how they're using Hartenstein, it's pathetic. Grab Wembanyama as many times as he can get away with, any foul will be on the floor.

What the fuck is this game, what is going on. Victor "The Impaler" Wembanyama.

No chet/iHart/jdub lineups with Vic on the floor seems like a recipe for fouls. Lots of fouls.

I wanna figure out why De'Aaron Fox isn't playing, but I know better than to search bsky for "Fox".

Woj welcomes us to the resistance.

If humanity ends because of a reduction in rape and an increase in women's autonomy then let it fucking choke in the dirt for all I care.

I'm losing my damn mind, of course we care! That's why our city council favs pushed financial relief, but the mayor blocked it! The urbanists AGREE WITH YOU WHOLEHEARTEDLY and it is the anti bus lane crowd who disagree!

As a layman, my first two thoughts on this graph are birth control and HIV. Not in my thoughts are iPhones.

I honestly feel kind of bad for her, 10 straight years as an anti-establishment pundit would destroy anyone's grip on reality. A good lesson for all of us to log off as much as possible.

My pitty does not like warm weather.

To people bothered by Minnesota smugness: We defied an armed invasion in -10° weather, you should be embarrassed to admit you're too delicate for cold weather.

People keep saying money pit but this isn't Atlanta where you live in a giant bucket. There are whole swaths of homes from 1880-1900! Both wealthy and working class!

My only true conspiracy theory is high voltage/amperage fields are scrambling our brains until we look like the morlocks.

Bummer that 1 is next to the bathrooms - Ms. Tubman is the headphones type and 12 hours is a loooong flight.

This was OBVIOUSLY made by Claude, why are people so dumb.

First and foremost I'm here to be entertained - I want Kevin Durant here more than another politician. I suspect I'm very much the norm, given the continued dominance a the quote-dunk.