The garftective
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You know me you love me
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A photographer
15 days ago
Chelsea was one of the first people to really start sounding the alarms of American authoritarianism in the 21st century, and her reward was being treated like a public enemy. Trump has done everything to prove her right. God bless this woman.
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vanoreo
20 days ago
wait watch this one instead its way better
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Jamiroquai-Gon Jinn
about 1 month ago
the next time my dad says I should use AI for something I'll remind him he gave away my N64 and most of my games when I was 12 because he decided I was too old for that and it would melt my brain
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vanoreo
about 1 month ago
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I agree but this is a bad example, there are many more compelling reasons to imprison the entire nation of france
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about 1 month ago
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ak
about 1 month ago
you have my attention
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baz bombadil
about 1 month ago
I can’t stop watching this Vegeta/Bret Hart edit
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Ed Zitron
about 1 month ago
ME: there is no way NVIDIA is shipping this many GPUs without them warehousing millions of them PAT MCAFEE: ya dude ya know. Like the eagles with Nnamdi Asomugha and Mike Vick ME: it’s more like signing Kirk cousins 40 times AJ HAWK: 😐
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Bullwark
about 1 month ago
I have zero expectations for the democratic party and still manage to be constantly disappointed with them
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Brendel
2 months ago
In that Pennywise show Pennywise should have a wife that isn’t an evil clown but is just a real ball and chain and Pennywise is always doing Rodney Dangerfield jokes about her when he’s not eating children
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rabidya
2 months ago
experimental dick sucking
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vanoreo
2 months ago
breaking bad watch order Breaking bad El camino Malcolm in the middle Better call saul Pluribus
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vanoreo
2 months ago
pov you are zohran mamdani
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Parker Molloy
2 months ago
Checking in on MechaHitler
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Magnum, T.I.(M.)
2 months ago
so basically, nvidia is selling more chips that ever to ai companies for “computing power” (ie plagiarism+weird porn), and these companies pay for this by selling shares of their company to nvidia, and this is the only thing keeping the economy afloat?
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vanoreo
2 months ago
i wish i was a tom and jerry character bc then someone could play my sciatic nerve like a bass guitar and fix me
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Alex Shultz
2 months ago
I present my review of "Unfettered," John Fetterman's memoir. In between petty grievances about doing his job, Fetterman asserts that he's feeling good. Two days after "Unfettered" came out, Fetterman fell directly on his face from ventricular fibrillation, a life-threatening heart rhythm disorder.
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John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
https://defector.com/john-fettermans-memoir-is-as-low-effort-as-his-senate-tenure?giftLink=75c0de57f3ac3b9404ece3b76674d967
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impembo gabecube
3 months ago
comes off like they're working on some extremely child-like definition of capitalism where the market is free and the freer the market is the more capitalist it is. which has only ever existed in the minds of American libertarians from like the 1970s on
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bites u
4 months ago
i think it's kind of really gross that healthcare is tied not just to your employment but that there's a whole cottage industry of petit bourgeois who are exempt from supplying their employees with adequate wages and health care
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Look at this fuckin guy
4 months ago
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Redsox suck dick I hope Alex cora has a fucking heart attack
4 months ago
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Patrick Cosmos
5 months ago
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Jane
4 months ago
Okay if Harris is deploying this line then right is correct about her and she’s too dumb to hold office.
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Ahhhhh
5 months ago
I used to think the whole idealism vs materialism thing didn’t matter but every time you argue with a liberal you get to the center of the point which is that they mystify all of society and history. They detach institutions from the class structures that created and sustain them
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maple cocaine
5 months ago
A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
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KIMBLY💕✨
5 months ago
I need to find someone that can foster a cat in seattle
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vanoreo
5 months ago
going to nixcon cosplaying as richard nixon
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onion person
5 months ago
those “it was so much better in the 80’s!” ai videos are prime examples of how nostalgia is an aesthetic of fascism
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Proletarra
6 months ago
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ᴀɴɴᴏʏᴇᴅ ɢʏɴᴏɪᴅ 🏳️⚧️🤖
6 months ago
normies: yOu HaVe To UsE sPoTiFy the copy of Winamp i just installed onto my 30th a new computer:
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Jane
7 months ago
It’s way more likely that democrats, if they even manage to win, will continue funding ICE and and charge none of them in the name of national healing or some shit like that.
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vanoreo
7 months ago
protip if you're getting top surgery: put googly eyes on your nipples before you go under to give your surgical team a chuckle
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vanoreo
7 months ago
every time the stupid chud vice president posts something on here it doesnt need to be discourse he’s simply not that interesting or good at posting hes just a bigot
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Janel Comeau 🍁
7 months ago
taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest
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shaun
7 months ago
having cuomo beat mamdani was much more important than just 1 election, for the democrat old guard. they wanted to point to his loss as a reason to never run on more progressive policies (never mentioning the millions of dollars they spent trying to beat him, of course) i hope they're scared today
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If these fuckers draft me I'm gonna kms
8 months ago
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Foolish Baseball
8 months ago
Until 1913, baserunners were allowed to run in a straight line across the diamond from 1st to 3rd on a single, provided they could avoid the pitcher trying to tackle them. This was known as the “gambler’s shortcut.”
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mattie lubchansky
8 months ago
GUY WHO, IF PRESSED, TURNS OUT IS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO YOUR CAUSE: are you sure *those* tactics help your cause
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vanoreo
8 months ago
its awesome how liberal and conservative anticommunists alike say with the utmost confidence that it only works on paper, meanwhile capitalism relies entirely on the notion of scarcity and also demands infinite exponential growth
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Bugs Maytrix, Certified Sicko
8 months ago
your premise holds less water than a thimble
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Jeff Lazarus
8 months ago
The median American lives in a metro area with >1.6 million residents.
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YANKEES WIN FUCK YOU BOSTON. BANG JAZZ CHISHOLM PUSSY
8 months ago
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Chase 🎄🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🎄
8 months ago
I remember when I first learned what backshots were and my knee jerk reaction was ‘are you in high school? Bust inside’ and that’s why I have 3 kids
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Citizen Shane
8 months ago
Fans torn over Film Studios' controversial decision to make more bad films "Hmm. I don't think so": Lead Writer for Popular Show with 80% RT Score REJECTS Speculative Fan Theory on Obscure Podcast from Two Years Ago How this Forgotten Sci Fi Classic from 1977 Launched the "Star Wars" Franchise
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habitual line-stepper
8 months ago
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merritt
8 months ago
you're telling me someone who describes themselves like this was treating writing like a passive income scam?
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lauren
8 months ago
heaven is probably still running a janky phpBB message board that works well enough but breaks all the time.. hell on the other hand has an extremely advanced insider-joke laden discord
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