the funniest thing about this is that "black mirror" is a reference to screens; shut off the monitor or smartphone and you see yourself in the reflection. "white mirror" is an oxymoron: a useless screen of white light you couldn't see yourself in, which frankly is a perfect metaphor for techbros.

between cr*pto, my AI wife, the political order from hell, and general wealth chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a leftist movement. theory needy drinky.

"The American establishment is built to punish imagination itself, to condemn anyone who dares to dream beyond its borders. It survives by making alternatives seem unthinkable, by branding every vision of something greater as something dangerous or naive."

Tried the new doll fuel flavor so you wouldn't have to. It's pretty good! Tamer than some of the other flavors

Drew a thing

close your left eye then click play on this video

Pepto Bismol tastes exactly like pink Canada Mints

if i had a nickel for every guy named Ben(n) poisoning musical track so AI can't scrape them, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

mmm, no, pushing back here. everyone *can* write and draw. what they can't do is write or draw *professionally*, because that's what we value in a capitalist society. "talent" is a ruse that discourages people from making their own fun; AI exploits this by providing professionalism without effort.

I mean, what is your defence here? You were told literally every building for a mile in every direction was a military facility, and that seemed plausible to you?

not gonna lie, misted up a little over this one

i love you all

i'm losing it

imagine publicly saying this and then 24 hours later Mamdani is mayor of New York and Dick Cheney is dead. in terms of famous last words this is on par with the guy who got stabbed right after saying "what are you gonna do, stab me?"

Oldest selfie on your phone. hangin' with the dolls, Boscov's, Colonial Park Mall, Harrisburg PA, 1991

she rules, but i also want to say i'm not sure what answer would have made these goobers ever happy. what was she supposed to recognize him from? Murphy Brown? Star Trek: Deep Space Nine? Crossing Jordan? Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness?

TIME TO PAY THE PIPER MOTHERFUCKER

Tradwifery is the socially-acceptable sissification kink for cis fems

someone about to feel "more pain" sooner than he thinks

former vice president Dick Cheney dead at 33, buried at 84

a send-off: defector.com/dick-cheney-...

truly the funniest part of Trump's Great Gatsby party is that he's definitely never read the book and has no idea that the entire theme of it is "wealth masks emptiness and inevitable tragedy"

JD Vance out here like "i wish my wife would convert into another, different wife"

in honor of Goth Ms. Frizzle we post the dancing hotdog for Dick Cheney's death

It's not that seeing someone else's naked Id is inherently offensive to me, it's that theirs are so BORING.

how the democrats look every time they try to drag Mamdani

every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.

reminder that this guy named his kid X Æ A-12

perennial reminder: all politicians are scumfucks, no exceptions

"look, i know it's tempting to call this guy a rapist, but keep in mind he was also a quisling"

films i still have never seen despite being a Gen Xer raised on cable and an early adopter of peer-to-peer: The Princess Bride Titanic The Shawshank Redemption all of The Godfather films all James Bond films after Roger Moore* Vertigo all Studio Ghibli films Akira Neon Genesis Evangelion

when people say "both parties are the same" and "voting doesn't matter," what they are saying is "both parties serve capital, and as long as that is true we will inevitably end up with fascism no matter who we vote for."

US government: we need to start a war with Venezuela! to liberate its citizens, who are poor and hungry and not being served by their leaders! also the US government, LITERALLY SIMULTANEOUSLY: oh, you poor people want some food? die starving you miserable fucks

the plan for officially converting the US into an open fascist dictatorship relies pretty heavily on millions of hamilton fans waiting for democrats to save them.

‪ The top comments on the Mamdani message to Muslim video are all "I'm not a Muslim, I'm Jewish / Indian / Japanese / Latino and this message really speaks to me" www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGBQ...

"Whenever a group of people start believing they're better than everyone else, the results are always the same." —Capt. Jonathan Archer

cracked myself up making this one

i feel like there's an important lesson to be learned here from Cromwell's New Model Army, a largely independent brigade that did exactly this to the British monarchy, tried to rebuild the English government as a republic, and choked so hard they begged the king to come back after a decade

PSA

this inspired me to pull out my Latin: "non meum nesarciam sed mortem deligam" (trans. "I will not unmend myself, but instead choose death.")

okay i'm sorry to big up myself here but this joke is too good to languish six-deep in a skeet thread

you know how Bill Maher sucked as a comedian all throughout the 80s and then figured out if he just constructed rooms in which he was the funniest person by default he'd never have to actually be good at his job that's lin-manuel miranda except for rap music

Fucking wild how the question here of "if the next election is against Trump" presupposes a lot of shit happening that's way more important than the election

At some point you may as well not even have insurance and just pay in cash

It's no coincidence that the only two hobbies men have (gaming and sports) include being constantly pissed off

uh, welcome to the resistance... Marjorie Taylor Greene!?