lots of awkward standing around and whispering going on in the Oval Office right now

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

Statue reveal confirmed as Divinity from Larian Studios - "their biggest game ever, even larger than Baldur's Gate 3"

Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte The verye next daye ther came a wolf Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost - And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars. Seek now myne hearte, Return it within a yeare and a daye: Thys ys thy queste

The Star Wars reboot we need. R2D2 The Movie: All wars are class wars, even Star Wars

While Valve originally didn't prioritize the old Stadia controller, it's now a first-class citizen there; the Google Assistant button is now a programmable macro key in Steam! www.theverge.com/games/829631...

GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son

Krypto right from the start - yes, yes!

I have ploughed my way through all 312 pages of the ruling in Sandie Peggie vs NHS Fife & I can confirm that this story in The National is the only truthful media account of the full scale of her crushing defeat. archive.is/2025.12.09-1...

Hey @oregonian.com something doesn't add up here

Me, chastising my evil minions for infighting: "And remember, if you don't have anything nice to slay, don't slay anything at all!"

See you tomorrow. #Supergirl

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Dog making new holiday friend

This explains a lot.

There's nothing to fear here, Republicans, it's just yet another freak occurrence that's definitely an isolated incident and not part of a national pattern that suggests the nation despises you.

Mike Benz, who does not know which finger is his pinky, is now a "special government employee" at USAID, where he is attempting to investigate its "pernicious influence." You'd think this guy would be too dumb even for the Trump regime. Nope!!! Gift link: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

You people will literally post anything.

Every single tech brand for the past 30 years: "Don't buy our competitor's product. We have a similar product with much better features in development right now, it'll launch in 6 months. A year at the latest. Stay loyal to the brand you know!" They really are the tech bro administration.

Abuse, then, appears to be a responsibility that involves priority and immediacy. The greater responsibility appears to be to the person receiving the abuse right now. The greater priority appears to be attention to the abuse being done right now. www.the-reframe.com/cult-ure-of-...

Is the Cure to Male Loneliness the Maryland-I?

Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.

Updated playoff seeding forecast from FPI!

logging on

Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory) Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)

Only Murders in the Kitchen, new series coming soon with your Prime subscription

What’s a Film You watched Way too Young? 🎥 All of them, and I continue to make the same mistake every few days.

This skeet was written by a cup of coffee (and I want to drink it)

How very typical white woman to swan in on a region she's not native to and completely erase the indigenous experts she borrowed heavily from.

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

lol show us your vote for Ross Perot, boomer

Fuck you Aaron

ashley’s account has since been suspended. again. here’s the screenshot before it got taken down.

the amount of time spent by bluesky's staff attempting to dunk on users over policies or moderation decisions people find objectionable is disgusting. if you clowns did your jobs properly instead of looking for clapbacks on the people keeping your lights on maybe bluesky wouldn't be struggling 🙂

can't believe we've been having video games as art discourse again when we've had this since 2010

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Assigned's mentions for this post are flooded with people who want to jeer at Biden so may I just say: When a Democratic former president makes a point of standing up for trans rights in a situation where he is absolutely not required to do so, for God's sake, just take the W.

it’s always a urology party with you, never an ourology party

Just met Pedro Pascal. He's shooting a movie a block away from our house. They shoot movies here often so we see a lot of famous people but I never get star struck like I did today. He's like 10 times as good looking in person as he is in the movies and he took a picture with us. He smells amazing.

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

My heat pad brings all the cats to the bed. And they’re like, “It’s warmer than yours.” Damn right, it’s warmer than yours. I could heat you, but I choose cats instead.

I wonder if there’s a psychological similarity in the disconnect with reality that slave owners had in the confederate south, and the disconnect with reality that modern billionaires have. Divorced from the need for personal labor and convinced of their superiority. Someone should ask Elon Musk.

MAGA founder and the ultra wealthy fly to private islands to abuse the innocent. Middle class MAGA need to make do with fantasies about mass violence against their neighbors. Seems like the same impulse.

I don’t have to imagine, he absolutely didn’t do it. He’s completely innocent and should be set free immediately. He did nothing wrong.

It's great how people love surveillance capitalism so much, they're signing up to Spotify to get more in their life.

Type 1 - funny while reading Type 2 - funny later upon reflection Type 3 - funny only to Jerry