type of shit im on to be quite honest

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - You should be drunk too. Or, like, *drunker*. You don't want to die sober do you?

congrats to game of the year

show me ze wahrframe with the fat ass

everything crammed into this one screenshot is absolutely more nuclear reactive destructive of a life-ruining consequence to youths than an entire three generations of child transition access. you should need a special permit to access youtubes like this and the gov't should monitor you.

CONFIRMED: dan hibiki is racist as hell ♥

Miss Piggy I would make you so much happier than Geoff Keighley please think about this

We won't distribute Horses though, anyway here's our 5 minute cinematic trailer of gorespots

tags: female_pervert

I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug

Homer Simpson With His Whole Fucking Pussy Out is now available in the Fortnite shop

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Speaker Johnson says he has "national security concerns" about releasing the Epstein Files. "Declassification should always rest and always has rested with the agency that originated the intelligence. Why? So that they can protect their critical sources and methods."

"Street Fighter 6 on a total tear"

End of an era: Autostraddle just pulled Gabe Dunn’s “A Trans Guy's Guide to Picking Up a Trans” You can still read it here archive.ph/xaAwX

goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay

yeah i mean you still can't send media in dms or disable reposts from specific ppl on your dash BUT we're so de/acc. bro the de/acc. our tech is cutting edge. please ignore the fact that this site is still dogpiss

they dont know what im like until they've met me at my shaggy.. cause then they'd find out what my scooby doo

eye contact etc etc

i know you're all disappointed that silksong isn't out yet, but pretending you're all actually playing it is a textbook example of maladaptive coping :/

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

Google is building a giant, dystopian wall around the Android garden. Over the summer they quietly stopped releasing the source code for "Vanilla" Android, slowing GrapheneOS to a halt. Now this. Soon, being able to manage your own files on your own smartphone will be a luxury of the past.

Nooo I'm getting dismembered noooo and worst of all my panties are showing

there is no need to be upset

PAIN THRESHOLD - The pain, it is nothing! Revel in it! Absorb it! Gain power from it!

i went to dyke bottom farm and everyone there knew you

Vodsca #ウマ娘 #umamusume

I am going to be abundantly real with you If youre seeing what theyre doing to sexual self expression online and youre still handwringing over drawings or writing that doesnt even involve meatspace human beings i think you need to stop being a little fucking bitch and grow the fuck up

I'm seeing less posts about the Visa and Mastercard situation and I want to make it plain as day. You need to keep calling and bothering them, and losing them money. Because if we lose this, they are going to cut more and more from what's available until you can only buy what they approve of.

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I fucking love this exchange

Sorry for ending up a progressively weirder and weirder trans woman on your timeline I promise i will get weirder but I will remain consistently funny to make up for that

does ANYONE have the video of dj khaled asking what food hes eating for breakfast with the soothing music playing over it? and every time the chef hes talking to answers him an image of that thing is plastered on the screen? i need it very badly

LEBRON JAMES REPORTEDLY ENTERED SUMMER CAMP WITH 0 ENERGY, ASKED TO LEAVE TRACERN ACADEMY

asgore is stronger than I could ever be because if my milf wife left me for sans undertale I would be on the news in less than a week

People reading these and being like “ooooh okay so it’s only for REALLY bad stuff” is very eye opening to the fact that none of u actually engage with any meaningful stories, like at all