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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

Looking forward to Boxing Halloween dinner. I prefer my Miniature Heroes cold with pickle.

Gather round and listen to our spooky silly sketch show special!

The Naked Week is back! With a tiny bit written by me no offence. Catch this week's episode here for some silly Halloween fun plus some real life actual news www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Starting a line of smart coffins where, at the funeral, it will bark out a pre recorded "where's your fucking poppy" when anyone approaches

The lyric "STOP Hammer Time" indicates that U Can't Touch This may have been the first song to be written in BASIC.

Please come see me at @sonicconuk.com today! 💗

Been playing through "I will strangle a horse" by @brainmage.bsky.social and I love it. It's a great text based adventure with all types of hilarious misadventures & some of the funniest ways of "losing" I've seen in one of these, well worth playing https://brainmage.itch.io/i-will-strangle-a-horse

why the fuck didn't Abraham Lincoln have a mustache

J: Then what did he do? G: Honestly. I couldn't believe it. Never been more surprised in my life E: What did he DO? G: He did the mash! E: He did the mash? G: He did the monster mash J: The monster mash? [Kramer, bolts through his neck, bursts in]: Jerry it was a graveyard smash!

J: Yeah, doing experiments on sleeping at your bench E: Quiet Jerry! G: And this monster that was on the slab E: A monster?? G: Yeah, I work with monsters, it's usually no big deal, but this guy got up J: He got up? G: He began to rise!

George: I couldn't believe my eyes. Eeriest thing I've ever seen. Jerry: Eerie? G: Eerie. Elaine: Hey. What's eerie? J: George had trouble at work G: Trouble? You can say that again. E: What happened? G: So you know I've been working at the lab? E: Yeah? G: Well I was there late last night

Thunder storm on Halloween. Hell yeah.

I wrote a thing! Because I am VERY NORMAL and can ABSOLUTELY COPE with having my sleeves rolled down...

If anyone wants to help me pay my travel expenses this month, I'm still penning one completely untrue fact about you in exchange for a tip on ko-fi. Fact can be complimentary, derogatory, or silly! ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte

What a people!

At Halloween my lil guys get party hats

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

1060) Pumpkinbot. Smol squash pal that has some important information about seasonal drinks. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

Please enjoy the Dutch word for a carrot

Go see Our Abby at @sonicconuk.com this weekend, as well as lots of other lovely folk, including a few who've even been on the show, like @thesketchsector.bsky.social and @jlawrenceart.bsky.social!

thinking about potato house this halloween

I wrote a thing! Because I am VERY NORMAL and can ABSOLUTELY COPE with having my sleeves rolled down...

An autistic man has raised the terror stakes this Halloween with a costume that friends have described as “genuinely horrifying”.

Oooh, what a lovely milestone: my first published piece of writing. 🎃 thedailytism.com/seasonal-lif...

Cauldron

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Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 12.30pm! An early start! Oh christ! Oh no!!! www.twitch.tv/brainmage

[Ducktales theme] Vast and trunkless legs of stone I-n the, de-sert Standing out there all alone It's un-pleasant A shattered visage might be a mirage Hubris! Woo hoo!

We absolutely fell about listening to this.

my indie game 🐴 - attempt to strangle a horse - die of spider bumhead - become a twat - cogwheel up a ladder - don't know what a The Farm is brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

Rubbish post but does anyone know what this is? A pokemon?? I need it for a work thing and REFUSE to use AI

This right here is an excellent use of social media

Fury Road might genuinely and sincerely be one of the most stunning films ever made

Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.

Ahem. Yas queen

Do you enjoy: - Games like Tunic, The Witness, and Blue Prince? - Outside-the-box puzzle thinking? - Yelling "YOU'RE KIDDING ARRGHHH" at the screen when you realise the answer was in front of you the whole time? Play STRANGE JIGSAWS right now thank you pls: store.steampowered.com/app/2702170/...

Never stream www.twitch.tv/brainmage/cl...

oh god I have just realised that there is probably pepperami rule 34 out there and i don't think i can go on

Good morning! Its a whole new week! What better way to start the week than by playing the game described as "I became genuinely worried how much I wanted to strangle the horse" and "is there even a horse in this?" i will strangle a horse A game. By me. brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

🎼[To the tune of DuckTales, cont'd] 🤡D-d-d doctor what can I do- What I say next may surprise you I can’t do that because I am Paggli! Acci! Don’t you see that clown is me I’m Paggli! Acci! Clown that’s sad whose life is bad I’m Paggli! Acci! [fades out]

🎼[To the DuckTales theme] 🤡Doctor can you help me please I am de-pressed 👩‍⚕️I have got the thing for you Bet-ter than meds 🤡What could this thing be? 👩‍⚕️Why don’t you go see- Paggli! Acci! A clown that’s hilarious, it’s Paggli! Acci! He is sure to cheer you up in no time!

A vampire that's not Dracula

What i like about this is that one person did their makeup all by herself, and one got his wife to help. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH??? @insaninox.bsky.social

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1.30pm! What a day! What a lovely day! www.twitch.tv/brainmage