I managed to engage with All The News enough to write a tiny bit of this week's Naked Week episode. Give it a listen www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

I managed to engage with All The News enough to write a tiny bit of this week's Naked Week episode. Give it a listen www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness

My love language is Both Too Online

My love language is Both Too Online

The Naked Week is back! The funnest way to engage with All The News. Plus a couple of jokes from me www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

The Naked Week is back! The funnest way to engage with All The News. Plus a couple of jokes from me www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Had to

Had to

Reminded me of when I was on Hinge and I matched with a man whose bio said 'Obama in the streets, Osama in the sheets'

Reminded me of when I was on Hinge and I matched with a man whose bio said 'Obama in the streets, Osama in the sheets'

Managed a spot of puddle bothering this morning. ⚪️ Portal.

Tiffany Chapman off Brookside. You learnt this on your first day of school and you did your duty by passing the hallowed fact on to new year 7s every September

Going out on a limb to say 'ideally yes'

Going out on a limb to say 'ideally yes'

Check out the final episode of this series of The Skewer, in which I imagined what it would be like if Catherine O'Hara's Moira Rose visited Gorton and Denton ahead of the by election www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Check out the final episode of this series of The Skewer, in which I imagined what it would be like if Catherine O'Hara's Moira Rose visited Gorton and Denton ahead of the by election www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

I Start Counting Collage made from Ladybird books, Player’s cigarette cards, 1960s Parade and Women’s Weekly magazines, 1960s wallpaper, marker, felt tip and watercolour paint

I made this! My journey into lino printing continues with this birch forest

I made this! My journey into lino printing continues with this birch forest

Took this blurry photo of Cwfen last night, my FAVE BAND OF ALL TIME since I first heard them 6 months ago Also got this rad t shirt If you like doomgazey gothy witchy metal you absolutely need to check these guys out

Took this blurry photo of Cwfen last night, my FAVE BAND OF ALL TIME since I first heard them 6 months ago Also got this rad t shirt If you like doomgazey gothy witchy metal you absolutely need to check these guys out

Another brilliant ep of the skewer this week! With a little bit from me about Reform rifling through the Tories' bins www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Another brilliant ep of the skewer this week! With a little bit from me about Reform rifling through the Tories' bins www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Celebrate/dread the start of 2026 with a listen to the twisted news in the first episode of the skewer this year With a bit from me on the horrors of Grok and X www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Celebrate/dread the start of 2026 with a listen to the twisted news in the first episode of the skewer this year With a bit from me on the horrors of Grok and X www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Would you like an award-winning mash up of news and pop culture to deal with the current shitshow that the world is in? Well you’re in luck as a BRAND NEW series of #TheSkewer starts tonight 11.15 on BBC Radio 4. Also BBC Sounds. Enjoy.

Walked from the setting of the moon to the rising of the sun

Walked from the setting of the moon to the rising of the sun

2025

2025

I wrote my first ever flash fiction! Entered the @welkinprize.bsky.social just under the wire and got this awesome badge to show for it

I just tried lino cut printing for the first time! Lots to learn obvs but chuffed with this effort

I just tried lino cut printing for the first time! Lots to learn obvs but chuffed with this effort

I wrote my first ever flash fiction! Entered the @welkinprize.bsky.social just under the wire and got this awesome badge to show for it

This afternoon I chopped all this honeysuckle wood for kindling using a blunt saw of unknown provenance and it made me very happy

Merry Christmas! Just finished icing our cake in the traditional '80s grandma' style

My friend was telling my about her new fella and said he has loads of green flags and I literally thought she meant he *owns a lot of green flags* and I was like 'cool I guess' because I am a supportive friend

My friend was telling my about her new fella and said he has loads of green flags and I literally thought she meant he *owns a lot of green flags* and I was like 'cool I guess' because I am a supportive friend

Up on the moors this morning for a Christmas eve sunrise

'Made' a yule log to burn tonight in celebration of the solstice this weekend

'Made' a yule log to burn tonight in celebration of the solstice this weekend

Two variations on a knee hook Two variations on back-of-the-knee bruises

Two variations on a knee hook Two variations on back-of-the-knee bruises

I was the firefighter. There was no actual role for a firefighter but I mounted a sustained campaign over a period of weeks

If you randomly have this kids 2016 Barcelona kit in the back of your cupboard and can save Christmas in my house please get in touch 🤞

It's the old 'join Reform for its immigration policies then the next day get deported for an immigration violation' bit www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Winter is hard but it does have skies like this

Winter is hard but it does have skies like this