Two variations on a knee hook Two variations on back-of-the-knee bruises

Two variations on a knee hook Two variations on back-of-the-knee bruises

I was the firefighter. There was no actual role for a firefighter but I mounted a sustained campaign over a period of weeks

If you randomly have this kids 2016 Barcelona kit in the back of your cupboard and can save Christmas in my house please get in touch 🤞

It's the old 'join Reform for its immigration policies then the next day get deported for an immigration violation' bit www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Winter is hard but it does have skies like this

Winter is hard but it does have skies like this

My little guinea pig Cinnamon Buns is very old and very ill :( he's always been a real oi oi lads lads lads sort of guinea pig so it's v sad to see him so poorly

I like what I like and what I like is epic doom metal There's nothing like spotify wrapped for showcasing an autistic special interest

Your girl went to the beach

Your girl went to the beach

Latest ep of The Naked Week here...with a little joke written by me! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Latest ep of The Naked Week here...with a little joke written by me! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Today on my Morning Walk it was -4 degrees and I saw something amazing - this tree is COVERED in icicles and it's like something out of Narnia and I loved it. I also nearly trod on a robin cos I thought it was a leaf but no harm done

If I was fleeing violence I would simply leave my children in said violence, to be polite /s, obviously WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GOVT

Morning after the night before

I've been looking for grief counselling because of the ol' dad death and apparently many therapists won't accept patients till 6 MONTHS after the death?! This seems wild to me, like just do the worst bit on your own then see how you feel

In the words of David Lammy, get a grip and listen to The Naked Week Featuring a tiny lil bit from me again this week www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

In the words of David Lammy, get a grip and listen to The Naked Week Featuring a tiny lil bit from me again this week www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

When my bf and I work from home and I get hungry

The Naked Week is back! With a tiny bit written by me no offence. Catch this week's episode here for some silly Halloween fun plus some real life actual news www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

The Naked Week is back! With a tiny bit written by me no offence. Catch this week's episode here for some silly Halloween fun plus some real life actual news www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Had a little forest ramble as part of my attempt to not lose my goddam MIND this winter

Had a little forest ramble as part of my attempt to not lose my goddam MIND this winter

In the pandemic I made a witch hat for my guinea pig and we did a photo shoot with him and honestly maybe when I look back on my life I'll realise that was my heyday

In the pandemic I made a witch hat for my guinea pig and we did a photo shoot with him and honestly maybe when I look back on my life I'll realise that was my heyday

Light Gary in the streets, dark gary in the sheets

It's green tomato chutney season guyssss

My dad died and it feels like I'm constantly carrying a massive box of grief and one of the most shocking things I'm learning about grieving is that NO ONE CAN SEE IT. And if someone says 'sorry about your dad' it's like they've said 'here I'll hold that for a few seconds' and it's such a RELIEF

I like men a lot but the more time I spend with them the more I understand why nuns live so long

I've just bought this beautiful print and can't wait to display it for Samhain/Halloween

The Nu Metal Arches were sold out

My dad died recently and one of our shared interests was Terry Pratchett. Precisely because our books show years of shared reading they are so special. Mort has a note in the back where my dad wrote the code to my bike lock and they're the most meaningful four numbers in existence @rhi.bsky.social

A girl can't even use bluesky to post a photo of her butt while dancing to Ghostbusters in an homage to Slimer anymore

A girl can't even use bluesky to post a photo of her butt while dancing to Ghostbusters in an homage to Slimer anymore

I had an early crush on this version of Aslan which I am NOT ASHAMED OF

A physio told me I had 'long femurs' which meant I 'would never be able to do proper squats' but I don't care because how could this cat fit on me if I didn't have freaky long thighs

You may not have realised that the 11th of October is traditionally the day to support kickstarters for Cheese-themed kids' books, but luckily @thisisdouch.bsky.social has come to your rescue with the perfect opportunity to celebrate the occasion: www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Join me in a good old fashioned game of spot-the-guinea-pig

The most shocking thing about this is that this parent was able to leave his *four year old* alone for *two hours* and not worry the kid was eg falling downstairs/hiding every single remote control in the neighbourhood/drinking out of the toilet/drawing a moustache on the cat

Catch up with all The News on this week's ep of The Skewer...including some lines from me on Trump's peace-making and the Epstein files (also a Reform jizz joke because you've got to laugh while we slouch towards fascism haven't you) www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Check out last night's ep of The Skewer! Including a bit from me addressing Reform's claim that they 'just want to protect women and girls' (also a gross joke about a Tory Human Centipede SORRY) #theskewer www.bbc.com/audio/play/m...

Today my daughter and I saw a wheelie bin with stickers on it to make a face. I said 'hey look a bin with a face! you're a bin with a face' and she came straight back with 'you're a face with a bin' PERFECT no notes I am raising her well

Daily life in 2025. #AI #Tech #JustLetMeBe #FFS

The statement in the image is one line taken from our letter - 'Not In Our Name: Women in support of the trans+ community'. If you agree, read and sign our letter and stand alongside 42K+ other likeminded women in the UK who refuse to be used as cover for discrimination: 👉 change.org/nion_women

My grandfather used to say: “Wasps get mean in autumn because they know their time is nearly done.” Certain people are like that, too…

oh no does the Space Invader hurt when I shoot it, grow up you twats

This is actually extremely silly content

In a new low i accidentally left my regular glasses at home and had to do an entire pole class wearing my sunglasses

TONIGHT! If you're in Manchester and you want to have a very silly news based time GET A TICKET!