Made a lovely little side salad from the garden

Made a lovely little side salad from the garden

Don’t do the ‘socials’ much anymore BUT tonight’s ep of #TheSkewer on that Radio 4 is really fucking good - given the week’s turbulent news. LISTEN TO IT. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

I made a zine for my local launderette! Did anyone ask for this? No. Do I think any launderette customers will read it? Also no. Will they draw offensive graffiti on it? Almost certainly. But I LOVE IT and making it made me laugh so objective achieved

I made a zine for my local launderette! Did anyone ask for this? No. Do I think any launderette customers will read it? Also no. Will they draw offensive graffiti on it? Almost certainly. But I LOVE IT and making it made me laugh so objective achieved

Weekend catch-up: Lucy Porter is to host a new history-based quiz on Radio 4.

Check out the latest ep of The Skewer here www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... With a bit from me on Trump's ballroom blitz

Check out the latest ep of The Skewer here www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/... With a bit from me on Trump's ballroom blitz

Yet I'm out here with debilitating adenomyosis, the only 'cure' for which is an original flavour hysterectomy

Yet I'm out here with debilitating adenomyosis, the only 'cure' for which is an original flavour hysterectomy

First chilli flower of the season and bonus points - it's purple!

First chilli flower of the season and bonus points - it's purple!

Yes my back hurts, thanks for asking

Yes my back hurts, thanks for asking

I managed to engage with All The News enough to write a tiny bit of this week's Naked Week episode. Give it a listen www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

I managed to engage with All The News enough to write a tiny bit of this week's Naked Week episode. Give it a listen www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness

My love language is Both Too Online

My love language is Both Too Online

The Naked Week is back! The funnest way to engage with All The News. Plus a couple of jokes from me www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

The Naked Week is back! The funnest way to engage with All The News. Plus a couple of jokes from me www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Had to

Had to

Reminded me of when I was on Hinge and I matched with a man whose bio said 'Obama in the streets, Osama in the sheets'

Reminded me of when I was on Hinge and I matched with a man whose bio said 'Obama in the streets, Osama in the sheets'

Managed a spot of puddle bothering this morning. ⚪️ Portal.

Tiffany Chapman off Brookside. You learnt this on your first day of school and you did your duty by passing the hallowed fact on to new year 7s every September

Going out on a limb to say 'ideally yes'

Going out on a limb to say 'ideally yes'

Check out the final episode of this series of The Skewer, in which I imagined what it would be like if Catherine O'Hara's Moira Rose visited Gorton and Denton ahead of the by election www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Check out the final episode of this series of The Skewer, in which I imagined what it would be like if Catherine O'Hara's Moira Rose visited Gorton and Denton ahead of the by election www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

I Start Counting Collage made from Ladybird books, Player’s cigarette cards, 1960s Parade and Women’s Weekly magazines, 1960s wallpaper, marker, felt tip and watercolour paint

I made this! My journey into lino printing continues with this birch forest

I made this! My journey into lino printing continues with this birch forest

Took this blurry photo of Cwfen last night, my FAVE BAND OF ALL TIME since I first heard them 6 months ago Also got this rad t shirt If you like doomgazey gothy witchy metal you absolutely need to check these guys out

Took this blurry photo of Cwfen last night, my FAVE BAND OF ALL TIME since I first heard them 6 months ago Also got this rad t shirt If you like doomgazey gothy witchy metal you absolutely need to check these guys out

Another brilliant ep of the skewer this week! With a little bit from me about Reform rifling through the Tories' bins www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Another brilliant ep of the skewer this week! With a little bit from me about Reform rifling through the Tories' bins www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Celebrate/dread the start of 2026 with a listen to the twisted news in the first episode of the skewer this year With a bit from me on the horrors of Grok and X www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Celebrate/dread the start of 2026 with a listen to the twisted news in the first episode of the skewer this year With a bit from me on the horrors of Grok and X www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Would you like an award-winning mash up of news and pop culture to deal with the current shitshow that the world is in? Well you’re in luck as a BRAND NEW series of #TheSkewer starts tonight 11.15 on BBC Radio 4. Also BBC Sounds. Enjoy.

Walked from the setting of the moon to the rising of the sun

Walked from the setting of the moon to the rising of the sun

2025

2025

I wrote my first ever flash fiction! Entered the @welkinprize.bsky.social just under the wire and got this awesome badge to show for it

I just tried lino cut printing for the first time! Lots to learn obvs but chuffed with this effort

I just tried lino cut printing for the first time! Lots to learn obvs but chuffed with this effort

I wrote my first ever flash fiction! Entered the @welkinprize.bsky.social just under the wire and got this awesome badge to show for it