So the BBC promised Davidson and StudioCanal (who made I Swear) that any swearing tics would be edited out from broadcast, and instead they left them in despite a two hour delay, and even put a fucking microphone right in front of him to ensure they picked it up - he was sat at the back of room.

There's something about kids still cutting about with Kiki Kannibal-esque scene skunk hair that makes me feel earnestly hopeful

I really appreciate this TikToker with Tourette syndrome, Shay, for taking the time to educate so many of us (including me) about her disability and coprolalia in light of what happened at the BAFTAs with John Davidson when Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo were on stage. I learned a lot.

Alysa Liu Uses Gold Medal To Gauge Ear

Are your heights wuthered? Would you like us to assign somebody to wuther your heights?

Annoyin that you can't go and see a band on a whim because you like a few songs anymore. You have to like the band enough to pay at least 50 Great British Pounds

I bet when she landed the Wuthering Heights gig, Emerald Fennell was GUTTED she'd already put that grave scene in Saltburn. Porking the grave of your beloved is peak Heathcliff behaviour

Thank you! I let out such a laugh when I read yours. And absolutely, we must ensure shitposts are accessible!

Similar vibe:

Side note but I love how everyone's adding alt text to these in the quote posts

A lot of accusations flying around

Nope, just really expensive butter

summer olympics is pop and winter olympics is metal

Bad Bunny's legendary Super Bowl half-time show - with alt text. Click the 'ALT' badge to find out how we've made standout moments from Benito's important performance accessible to fans using screen readers. Photo credit: NBC.

Something compelled me to make this

I love the word impromptu. Why you spelled like that

When we saw the new A$AP Rocky artwork, featuring artwork by the one and only Tim Burton, our very first thought was: "We NEED to describe these images!" Click the alt text badge to see how we've done it.

w.b. yeats died on this day in 1939. if, instead of dying, he had begun to age again but in reverse, he would have reached his birth - i.e. become 0 years old - in 2012. Assuming that he then began ageing in the normal direction again, he would currently be 14 years old and preparing for his gcses

The rare times I am id'd now I tend to say something like "bloody hell, the last time someone under 18 looked this bad was during the somme"

Do you have to pass this test at the door?

My local rock club (Satan's Hollow) is doing an afternoon clubnight for ageing emos and you have to show ID to prove you're over 30. Best idea ever. Pic of me n me bestie there, back when we definitely weren't over 30

Absolutely luv Forgetting About Electric Callboy swiftly followed by Remembering About Electric Callboy

Before the pandemic I was working a pickle factory, but since then we've all been gherkin from home

Cinematic Parallels #TheTraitors #Traitors #TraitorsUK

I am generally in support of modern plumbing but also I can't stop thinking about how my house is full of Water and all that's stopping it bursting forth and ruining everything is a few small Seals and Twisty Things

“Like the agent who slipped on ice, they have misjudged the ground beneath their feet: a state full of ordinary people — real estate agents, high school students, solar energy consultants — who’ve decided that watching their neighbors being dragged away is an intolerable sin.”

Love that @jaythechou.bsky.social added alt text to this, but we couldn't resist extending it to reflect the image in its full glory. Enjoy! Alt text in comments.

genuinely if you’re still using twitter at this point there’s something wrong with you

If you have just moved to Bluesky I am that lass from Twitter who got a piece of post addressed to "Helen Sadbellend"

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

I’m not exaggerating when I say that in raising awareness of unconscious bias, #TheTraitors makes you wonder how fair the system of trial by jury really is for minorities.

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

We can’t go on like this. In just two days, the average FTSE 100 CEO has made a median workers full time annual salary. The right calls this “wealth creation”. It’s wealth extraction. Time to tax the rich. @highpaycentre.bsky.social highpaycentre.org/fat-cat-day-...

I don't get people who write cards like this: "To Jim, Christmas Wishes, Margaret." Mine are more like: "Dearest friend, This Christmas, please remember I love you more than life itself. You are the finest person ever to exist. Remember when we were seven and you sneezed in my face -"

Tom came up with a new joke please clap: Q: What did Santa say when he slipped over on the roof? A: "It's reindeer!"

Why are people bothering with ChatGPT for more humanised responses when you can literally just add the word "Reddit" after your search term

I think we should seriously considering announcing that we'll eat the first trillionaire. Might make them think twice

Quite moved to report that Fleming ends the entire Bond saga with A RECIPE FOR SCRAMBLED EGGS

I worked at Argos while at sixth form, and a customer once brought in a slice of bread as evidence his toaster wasn't working.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

If you are in need of a new fav Christmas song may I interest you in Christmas in L.A. by Vulfpeck. (video also has a delightful mid-2010s-internet-golden-era vibe) www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5K3...

If you care about the future of life on Earth, please read this then sign and share. theconversation.com/what-we-told...

Solidarity with the hunger strikers. It is an egregious violation for them to be held on remand - without trial or conviction. All for protesting against a genocide. Shameful.

I looked through my camera roll in case anyone asked for evidence of me working with Neil/Barry Scott and found this, I asked him to do a message for our agency's summer party and I literally have no idea why he started it like this lmao

Did a brand shoot with Barry/Neil and what a professional and a gem that man is.

Feeling wistful for the days I was Helen Sadbellend on Twitter.

My bank did its own Wrapped where it was like "you logged into our app 600 times and spent an unusually large amount in October" and I'm just here to say out loud that nobody wants this

Simply having a wonderful alt text advent. Day four. This is one wild festive theory we can wholeheartedly get behind. A joy to make it accessible to all! 🌜