I dressed for dinner

producer: what’s the new christmas song about? guy who wrote jingle bell rock: ok, so you know when you are riding your jingle horse to the jingle hop? producer: what the fuck

Tabitha is happy there is space under the tree now

Jennifer Lawrence is the greatest

I made a list and checked it twice. My favourite albums of the year. Titles in alt text

Merry Christmas from David Essex

These photos ❤️❤️❤️

Hahaha come on Palace! #thefootball

A bloke in the pub offered me 8 legs of venison for £80. Is that too dear?

On Yousuf Karsh's birthday, my top 10 portraits: Angela Lansbury, 1946

Merry Christmas from Cyd Charisse

Watched this and really enjoyed it. More of a sf action film than the first one and a lot of quite ludicrous fun. Does not deserve its bad rep

Together at last

The best books I read this year. Tops was probably The Extinction of Irena Rey which was unique and crazy (complimentary)

The male loneliness epidemic is over

Happy birthday Jane Fonda

All the tv pundits going on about what a cracking game Villa/United will be means its going to be a dismal 0-0 draw #thefooball

Might make a resolution to listen to less new music next year. Wasted a lot of time in 2025 trying to love albums that were really a bit mid

It's a whole genre it's beautiful

Don’t know if I should watch Everton/Arsenal or Leeds/Palace. Both could be cracking

She was always my favourite one

Even Trump thinks this is a bit too much

If I was Chelsea I would simply play well in both halves of the game #thefootball

I got up at 7am for this #thefootball

We’ve been making fun of Geese a lot on here lately but I think we haven’t been mean enough

Right, I'm done for the hols. Off until January 5th 🥳

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go I’m either going to die or get promoted

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

“Be sure to set me to ‘delicate,’ Alison. It’d be a shame to ruin that sweater, you know, in case it ever comes back in style.”

Happy Christmas from David Bowie and the Spiders

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

#PeoplesPop25 day 7 RUN - L’ECLAIR feat GELLI HAHA The only thing wrong with this is it’s too short. My kingdom for an extended mix

Most annoying sitcom characters ever

"Testicles are extra, love"

Merry Christmas from Alvin Stardust

Fantastic new EP from Adi Oasis for all you soul heads youtu.be/WWMYKMxRWMM?...

Jennifer Lawrence is a menace

#PeoplesPop25 day 6 GNARLY - KATSEYE They’re not wrong. Everything *is* gnarly

"I love lamp"

"Slop encodes the belief that no one needs more, no one wants better, speed and convenience are all that matter, truth and beauty are fake"

Today I discovered that the French for Burger Sauce is "Sauce Burger"

Rousing Stories For Girls. Oxfam charity shop, Newbury

#PeoplesPop25 day 5 BLOOM BABY BLOOM - WOLF ALICE Ellie Rowsell? More like Ellie WOWsell, amirite?

Trump doing a press conference tonight to announce he thinks Spielberg is a cunt too

i think they have a few songs about that

picture used by Chesterfield FC to announce a Liam Mandeville goal assisted by Will Grigg in the match against Barnet FC

Show Your Age 1 Point for Each One You Did 1. Edison Kinetoscope 2. Combat in Ypres 3. Telegraph 4. Telegraph the Governor 5. Railway Handcar 6. Telegraph the Governor to Save Your Innocent Lover from Execution 7. Souped up your Flivver 8. Joined Pancho Villa

#PeoplesPop25 day 4 THE SUBWAY - CHAPPELL ROAN According to Wiki this is “a pop, alt-pop, dream pop, and power popbreakup ballad with jangle pop, shoegaze, and 1990s rock influences” which seems a lot for one single

I'm not going back to Twitter because I'm not online to "combat the right," I am here to get rid of intrusive thoughts and maybe make like six specific women laugh