A tribute to the 2025 Pittsburgh Pirates

already have it ready to go

Just flew into the Riyadh comedy festival. There were no survivors

can never forget that Fred Trump spent his later years totally gaga but surrounded by a gaggle of senility-denial-enablers who drove him to a make believe office where a make believe secretary had him sign make believe papers—which sounds cute til you see the sequel & the secretary is Stephen Miller

Just wanna post this because every couple of days some Kamala deadender asks why people never protest Trump about the genocide

the thing is I bet lots of them would do commercials for Lockheed Martin and zyklon b

Cool cool so with violent authoritarianism bearing down from D.C., the MN DFL party’s priority is . . . punishing its own volunteers & activists, and telling young people to eat shit

the real tell that this is fake is that schumer isn't wearing his glasses all the way down his nose

i keep saying this but what i hate most about the ezra kleins of the world is their insistence is that politics is about messaging and triangulating. its never about offering a compelling vision of the world, its about trying desperately to capitulate to whatever moment we are in

Whatever we do when this is over, it better (politically) make General Sherman look like Mr. Rogers.

dudes rock

I'm gonna say it: there's entirely too many people out there who have convinced themselves they can govern because they're popular on ESPN

I love the people who think there won't be a backlash to this because that wouldn't be fair to poor data center owners :(

showing them all the new metal gear ray on a tanker ship

i'd add that the actual compromise (to the extent its been tried) - that you give in on sports and youth healthcare in exchange for protecting ppl from discrimination - isn't even working. In Texas, those bills go nowhere. Iowa just removed "gender identity" from the state civil rights act.

My friend @fraying.bsky.social said something I think very right about this - that Klein wrote something (“Charlie Kirk did politics right”) that his own side rejected with almost total unanimity, and now is stuck between fighting for it at all costs or admitting his mistake. He cannot do the latter

his buddies who also happen to have zero managerial experience at any level, but all you need to win at the major league level is the power of friendship I guess

why isn’t this the party line across the board

This is the culmination of a longstanding demonization campaign against a Jewish professor—advanced almost a year ago by AIPAC Congressman Ritchie Torres, who shared a graphic produced by his friends at the fascist Canary Mission harassment group:

fun how jk rowling going full scorched earth attack at emma watson was triggered not by watson attacking her, but by her giving some feeble wishy-washy statement about still loving her despite their disagreements

And now I'm just spelunking around and here's this Facebook post by Kaleb Horton from September 2017. It was three months after MTV dumped its freelancers. I'm sure it would have been a piece there; instead he posted this on FB just to have it written out: Toys 'R' Us as societal microcosm.

new recession indicator just dropped

You can't say a party that presided over 16 months of genocide in Gaza (and still won't call for its end now) does not "exterminate people"

Hopefully he can land a gig in a functional organization.

Another fucking braindead lib yokel who can’t distinguish between fascist and the only people taking fascism seriously. Why would I ever vote for the anyone willing to throw me under the bus, who think they’re owed my vote but resent the idea that they should do anything personally difficult for it?

if they cave on this i won't vote for a democrat for dogcatcher and i'll do everything in my power to make sure everyone i know doesn't either

Theory like gravity is a theory.

and now he's tacked on "so what if he conspired to circumvent the salary cap, his plan fell apart because its fulcrum was also a massive scam" like that matters.

We should all learn something from this incredible display of class solidarity

this is so embarrassing my god

i'm seeing a lot of sober writing from professional analysts suggesting the 2025 mets were a flawed team that overperformed preseason expectations. i urge mets fans to reject this. you ARE cursed by god. things will NEVER get better. the walls are closing in, you can't breathe, its getting so cold-

Call your reps and tell them no

DEMOCRATIC CONSULTANT: the republican president is historically unpopular, and every poll we take shows that everyone across the political spectrum wants democrats to fight back CANDIDATE: so, what you're saying is we should... BOTH TOGETHER: ...concede on trans rights!

Should Democrats shut down the government that's arresting every brown person they find at Home Depot, shipping people off to random countries, inventing pretexts to occupy Dem-run cities with the military, and doing their best to bring back measles? Gosh, that's a tough one.

Please shut it down and become the most unpopular administration in US history because all of you have a super weird obsession with trans people that you desperately require to keep from facing the disgusting horror of your pedophilia.

"'One officer smiled for a selfie with her as she cried,' he added." these fuckers need to face some shit that makes the Nuremberg Trials look like traffic court

they don't have non woke stores like Old Noby anymore

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Maybe you can say his motivation for the attack is unclear, but his political views are pretty clear.

The alleged shooter in Michigan. Weird that Vance and Patel haven’t tweeted out this info. 🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽 www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

Klein kept asking "what do you do when 30% of the country believes things that are beyond the pale?" and the answer is that you hold the line even more firmly! He seems to think that we should should compromise with them but that's a doomed project electorally and indefensible morally.

Pollyanna to the right, a scold to the left; the modern centrist liberal guide to a recurring NYT/Atlantic gig.

Is this fucking REAL

Bad Bunny should call Drake a pedophile too

THE MEME IS REAL

If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie; But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra

Do these men feel big, in their uniforms and battle rattle, their masks and their sunglasses, hauling away a little girl and her doll?

i checked r/miamimarlins to see if there were any laser eyes you just got beat by the 2025 marlins type stuff going on and there's been one post over there in the last 13 hours